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I Still Have It...I Just Can't Remember Where I Put It: Confessions of a Fiftysomething

by Rita Rudner

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ISBN13: 9780307394590
ISBN10: 030739459x
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Publisher Comments:

I bought a new wrinkle cream.

If you use it once a day, you look younger in a month.

Twice a day, you look younger in two weeks.

I ate it.

As the years go by, and the decades begin to pile up, people will do just about anything to reverse the signs of aging: LASIK surgery, industrial-strength hair dye, seven consecutive forty-ninth birthday parties. Rita Rudner is no exception. When she turned fifty, she couldn’t even bear to say the word.

In I Still Have It . . . I Just Can’t Remember Where I Put It, Rudner writes with humor and candor about all of the small indignities and everyday absurdities that have become standard fare. From the perils of catalog-ordering addiction to the challenges of keeping up with the latest in electronics, lingerie, and reality television to the joys and worries of being an older mother to the long search for the perfect retirement house, Rita covers it all.

So put on your bifocals and power up your sense of humor! Just don’t blame Rita when your laugh lines get visibly deeper. Refreshingly honest and undeniably hilarious, I Still Have It . . . I Just Can’t Remember Where I Put It is a laugh-out-loud look at the wonders and the surprises of life on the dark side of fifty.

Review:

"Rudner's best known as a comedienne, appearing in films such as Peter's Friends, and performing nightly in Vegas. It's no surprise, then, that the crucial element missing from her latest (after Turning the Tables) is the little-girl-lost delivery she's famous for. As it is, the actress-screenwriter-author scribes an intermittently hilarious hodge-podge on the joys of aging, and other preoccupations. Among four dozen semi-related short pieces-comprised of anecdotes, comedy routines, lists, questions and touching vignettes-some is pure filler: a chapter on her Oscar gift basket, a tedious anecdote about a mean dad at her daughter's preschool class, 'Future Reality Shows.' When she hits, however, she hits big, landing absurdist gems like her chapter on getting ready to leave the house: 'Being a woman is difficult... It's like being a female impersonator every single day.' Though she deploys a refreshingly dry eye about the aging process, some readers will find her shtick a bit too rarified, based as it is on a distinctly privileged lifestyle." Publishers Weekly (Copyright Reed Business Information, Inc.)

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“Rita Rudner is hard to beat for quick takes …. Tales about dining out in L.A. late at night, driving to Mexico with new (and irresponsible) friends or grappling with computer errors are humorous.”

The Miami Herald

Review:

“A quick, enjoyable read, wonderfully and hysterically self-deprecating….Simply said, funny.”

The Star-Ledger

Synopsis:

Rudner--comedienne and bestselling author of "Naked Beneath My Clothes"--tackles the inevitabilities of growing older in her own hilarious, knowing way.

About the Author

RITA RUDNER is a celebrated and award-winning comedian, actress, screenwriter, and author. Her past books include the bestselling Naked Beneath My Clothes and the novels Tickled Pink and Turning the Tables. She currently performs exclusively in Las Vegas. Visit her online at www.RitaFunny.com.

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ISBN:
9780307394590
Subtitle:
Confessions of a Fiftysomething
Author:
Rudner, Rita
Publisher:
Harmony
Subject:
American wit and humor
Subject:
General
Subject:
American - General
Subject:
Aging - General
Subject:
Form - Essays
Publication Date:
May 2008
Binding:
Hardcover
Language:
English
Illustrations:
Y
Pages:
251
Dimensions:
8.60x6.06x.98 in. .89 lbs.

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