- How a five-dollar date can get you laid

- How to stop being friends with girls and start getting them in the sack

- Where youll have the best odds of finding a one-night stand, and how to get rid of the chick the next morning

- How to trick a woman into thinking youre classy, even if you have holes in your underwear

- Why fat chicks always try to keep you from banging their hot friends, and how to finally stop these evil creatures

- How to stop your wife from nagging you into an early grave

- Why its possible to watch six hours of football, put the moves on your neighbors hot daughter, and leave the toilet seat up in the same day

- And much more

The Complete A**holes Guide isnt like all the other candy-ass relationship books on the market; it doesnt cover issues like romance, love, and finding Miss Right. So, if thats what youre looking for, there are plenty of other books you can hide under your skirt as you skip out of the store. This book is about controlling the women in your life, and never having to say youre sorry . . . EVER AGAIN!

Well take you from the day youre born to the day you die and show you how women can be manipulated, frustrated, and ultimately dominated throughout the course of a mans life. By illustrating the insanity of the female mind, well show you why the flawed chick psyche causes them to continuously fall for the a**hole, no matter how many times they get burned.

If youre not interested, thats fine. Were sure there are ballet classes you need to attend before your wine and cheese party. However, if you are ready, then grab a six-pack, order a pizza, and get your hand out of your pants because youre about to read the most perverse, sadistic, and hysterical relationship book ever written. Enjoy!