The Good, the Bad, and the Hungry Sale
 
 

Recently Viewed clear list


The Powell's Playlist | June 18, 2014

Daniel H. Wilson: IMG The Powell’s Playlist: Daniel H. Wilson



Like many writers, I'm constantly haunting coffee shops with a laptop out and my headphones on. I listen to a lot of music while I write, and songs... Continue »

spacer
Qualifying orders ship free.
$11.95
List price: $16.99
Used Trade Paper
Ships in 1 to 3 days
Add to Wishlist
Qty Store Section
1 Burnside Film and Television- TV Programs
1 Hawthorne Film and Television- TV Programs

More copies of this ISBN

How to Archer: The Ultimate Guide to Espionage and Style and Women and Also Cocktails Ever Written

by

How to Archer: The Ultimate Guide to Espionage and Style and Women and Also Cocktails Ever Written Cover

 

Synopses & Reviews

Publisher Comments:

Hi. I see youre reading the back of my book. This tells me that you either:

A) are hoping to find a brief summary of what to expect from a how-to book by Sterling Archer, the worlds greatest secret agent, or B) dont know how books work.

If your answer was “A,” your best bet is probably the table ofcontents, which is where youll find the “contents” of this booklisted in a convenient, easy-to-read “table” format. So maybe gocheck that out for a minute and then come back here. Ill wait. . . .

Pretty cool, right? What other book will teach you how to dressproperly and how to drive an elephant? How to field strip an AK-47and how to haggle with a Thai prostitute—in her native tongue?How to pilot an airboat and how to make about a million deliciouscocktails, including a Molotov one? How to kill a guy and how toprepare a fabulous brunch? Plus how to do tons of other stuff thatI forgot, but that is nonetheless probably in this book (which, to behonest, I really only kinda skimmed).

So if you want to learn more about how to be more—or at all—likeSterling Archer, the worlds greatest secret agent, quit smearing yourgreasy fingerprints all over this book and buy it. For one thing, I reallyneed the royalties. For another thing, the last time I checked, thiswasnt a damn library.

(Note: If your answer was “B,” this probably isnt the book you want to start with.)

Synopsis:

Lying is like 95% of what I do. But believe me: in this book, Ill let you know exactly how to become a master spy just like me. Obviously, you wont be as good at it as I am, but thats because youre you, and Im Sterling Archer.

I know, I know, it sucks not being me.

But dont beat yourself up about it, because Im going to show you all the good stuff—what to wear; what to drink; how to seduce women (and, when necessary, men); how to beat up men (and, when necessary, women); how to tell the difference between call girls and hookers (hint: when theyre dead, theyre just hookers) and everything about weapons, secret devices, lying ex-girlfriends, and turtlenecks. In a word? How to Archer.

About the Author

Sterling Archer is the worlds greatest secret agent and nowalso probably a bestselling author. A world-class cocksmanand former all-conference preparatory school lacrosse player,he divides his time among New York City, Monte Carlo, theOrient, several of the classier islands of the Caribbean, andGstaad. This is his first book.

Product Details

ISBN:
9780062066312
Subtitle:
The Ultimate Guide to Espionage and Style and Women and Also Cocktails Ever Written
Author:
Archer, Sterling
Publisher:
It Books
Subject:
Movie or Television Tie-In
Subject:
Film and Television-Novelization
Edition Description:
Trade PB
Publication Date:
20120117
Binding:
Paperback
Grade Level:
General/trade
Language:
English
Pages:
192
Dimensions:
7.5 x 5.5 in 10.40 oz

Related Subjects

Arts and Entertainment » Art » Sale Books
Arts and Entertainment » Drama » Reference
Arts and Entertainment » Film and Television » Novelization
Arts and Entertainment » Film and Television » TV Programs
Arts and Entertainment » Humor » General
Arts and Entertainment » Humor » Parodies
Arts and Entertainment » Sale Books
Children's » General
Featured Titles » Culture
Featured Titles » General
Fiction and Poetry » Science Fiction and Fantasy » Featured Titles

How to Archer: The Ultimate Guide to Espionage and Style and Women and Also Cocktails Ever Written Used Trade Paper
0 stars - 0 reviews
$11.95 In Stock
Product details 192 pages It Books - English 9780062066312 Reviews:
"Synopsis" by , Lying is like 95% of what I do. But believe me: in this book, Ill let you know exactly how to become a master spy just like me. Obviously, you wont be as good at it as I am, but thats because youre you, and Im Sterling Archer.

I know, I know, it sucks not being me.

But dont beat yourself up about it, because Im going to show you all the good stuff—what to wear; what to drink; how to seduce women (and, when necessary, men); how to beat up men (and, when necessary, women); how to tell the difference between call girls and hookers (hint: when theyre dead, theyre just hookers) and everything about weapons, secret devices, lying ex-girlfriends, and turtlenecks. In a word? How to Archer.

spacer
spacer
  • back to top
Follow us on...




Powell's City of Books is an independent bookstore in Portland, Oregon, that fills a whole city block with more than a million new, used, and out of print books. Shop those shelves — plus literally millions more books, DVDs, and gifts — here at Powells.com.