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Make Love the Bruce Campbell Way

by Bruce Campbell

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ISBN13: 9780312312619
ISBN10: 031231261x
Condition: Standard
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Evil Dead star Bruce ("Hail to the king, baby!") Campbell follows his memoir, If Chins Could Kill, with a hilarious "autobiographical novel" about the B-movie king's unexpected starring role in an A-list production directed by Mike Nichols, co-starring Richard Gere and Renee Zellweger. By the time the Secret Service gets involved, you'll wish it were a real movie coming to a theater near you. But this clever, bracingly tongue-in-cheek book is the next best thing.
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Synopses & Reviews

Publisher Comments:

What you're reading right now is known as the "flap copy." This is where the 72,444 words of my latest book are cooked down to fit this space. But how does one do that? Do you reveal pivotal plot points like the one at the end of the book where the little girl on crutches points an accusing finger and shouts, "The killer is Mr. Potter"?

I have too much respect for you as an attention-deficient consumer to attempt such an obvious ruse. But let's not play games here. You picked up the book already, so you either:

A. Know who I am
B. Liked the cool smoking jacket I'm wearing on the cover
C. Have just discovered that the bookstore restroom is out of toilet paper

Is it a sequel to my autobiography If Chins Could Kill: Confessions of a B Movie Actor? Sadly, no, which made it much harder to write. According to my publisher, I haven't "done" enough since 2001 to warrant another memoir.

Is it an "autobiographical novel"? Yes. I'm the lead character in the story, and I'm a real person, and everything in the book actually happened, except for the stuff that didn't.

The action revolves around my preparations for a pivotal role in the A-list relationship film Let's Make Love! But my Homeric attempt to break through the glass ceiling of B-grade genre fare is hampered by a vengeful studio executive and a production that becomes infected by something called the "B movie virus," symptoms of which include excessive use of cheesy special effects, slapstick, and projectile vomiting.

From a violent fistfight with a Buddhist to a life-altering stint in federal prison, this novel has it all. And if the 72,444 words are too time-consuming, there are lots and lots of cool graphics.

Regards,
Bruce "Don't Call Me Ash" Campbell

Review:

"It's a great, goofy what-if." Entertainment Weekly

Review:

"Ultimately, Make Love is a Bruce Campbell novel, starring Bruce Campbell, written for Bruce Campbell fans for whom Bruce Campbell can do no wrong. They'll no doubt find Campbell's latest endeavor nothing short of — to quote one of his most famous characters — groovy." The Onion

Review:

"This approach generates some of the most witty showbiz lunacy since This Is Spinal Tap." Sacramento News & Review

Synopsis:

In this autobiographical novel, the King of "B" movie actors gives his legions of fans the inside view of his hilarious attempt to become an "A" list actor.

About the Author

Bruce Campbell’s first book, If Chins Could Kill was a major sleeper hit and became a New York Times and national bestseller.  He is the ultimate B actor. In addition to starring in the huge cult hit the Evil Dead series and a series of independent genre films, he has had featured roles in the recent Spider-Man movies as well as the award-winning independent crime drama Running Time. He lives in Oregon.

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chidiock, December 30, 2006 (view all comments by chidiock)
Imagine if Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas had been written by B-movie star Bruce Campbell instead of Hunter Thompson. This oddly-titled gem has the same feeling of gonzo craziness as that book, but as seen from a more rational viewpoint. The only drugs involved are alcohol, nicotine, and caffeine, but Campbell's sharp sense of the absurd is pleasurably addictive.

The plot revolves around the author's alleged selection for a major role in an A-list film directed by Mike Nichols. He throws himself into researching the role, determined to prove he can hold his own with the likes of Richard Gere and Renee Zellweger. Of course, comic misfortune is usually only a misstep away.

If you are a Campbell fan, like the 1992 movie The Player, or just enjoy a wildly improbable tale, this book is for you.
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Product Details

ISBN:
9780312312619
Author:
Campbell, Bruce
Publisher:
St. Martin's Griffin
Subject:
Humorous
Publication Date:
August 2006
Binding:
Paperback
Language:
English
Illustrations:
Y
Pages:
353
Dimensions:
9.20x6.14x.95 in. 1.15 lbs.

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