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Alphabet of Manlinessby Maddox
Synopses & Reviews
Finally, a book that guarantees your balls will be stomped; a book so manly that it will make even the burliest of men (and in some cases, the burliest of women) feel inadequate. So manly, it needs to be shaved: The Alphabet of Manliness. This collection of sacred writings may very well be the greatest compilation of all things manly throughout history. Here's a small sample of the ass-kickery found within these revered pages of outright manliness:
If you can't handle the punch to the colon I'm about to deliver to you, look on the bright side: you'll save a fortune on Halloween when kids come to your door to pick apart your candy ass. On the other hand, if you feel comfortable with the risk of having your ass neatly packaged and handed to you with all the trimmings, cut the foreplay and crack the book open already.
About the Author
George Ouzounian, better known by his pen name Maddox, is an American humorist, currently residing in Salt Lake City. He created the popular humor website The Best Page in the Universe. He is of Armenian descent. His pen name "Maddox" is derived from a 1980s anime called Madox 01.
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