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Fed up with Congress? It’s Time to Get Even!

Feeling like you’d trust your local used car salesman more than your member of Congress? You’re not alone! Democrats and Republicans everywhere are sick and tired of our “Do-Nothing-Congress.” Are you ready to get even… in a radically different way? Great! Because we’ve got the solution.

It’s time to Make Congress Your Bitch.

In 50 wildly disrespectful and irreverent scenes, our Congressman are forced into performing a variety of tasks around the home that are guaranteed to bring even the largest of political egos to their knees. Literally. Congress is back in session. But it’s not quite what they expected:

Toilet backed up and it’s the third time today?  No problem. You’ve got a Congressman to get in there and tackle the job.

Dog won’t bring in your newspaper from the street? No problem. Now you’ve got a Congressman who knows how to fetch (on all fours, no less).

Feel like having breakfast served to you in bed this morning? No problem. You don’t need a butler; you’ve got a Congressman!

Because Congress is the opposite of Progress, we think it’s high time to Make Congress Your Bitch!

No Congressmen were harmed in the making of this book.  (They were just humiliated.)

About the Author

Doug Mayer is the co-author of the Porn for Women series of six titles and related products, which has sold over 300,000 copies. He has co-authored a number of humor titles with his brother, Andy Mayer. Doug is an Associate Producer, writer and senior web editor for the Peabody Award winning NPR program Car Talk, which has over four million listeners each week.

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50 Ways to Finally Make Your Congressman Serve!
Mayer, Doug
Andrews McMeel Publishing
Humor-Politics and Business
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6 x 6 in

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