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How to Survive a Garden Gnome Attack: Defend Yourself When the Lawn Warriors Strike (and They Will)

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Move over zombies and adolescent vampires. There's a new threat in town--and it's only twelve inches tall. "How to Survive a Garden Gnome Attack" is the only comprehensive survival guide that will help prevent, prepare for, and ward off an imminent home invasion by the common garden gnome.

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CHUCK SAMBUCHINO is the editor of Guide to Literary Agents and Screenwriter’s and Playwright’s Market for Writer’s Digest Books. Formerly on staff at Writer’s Digest, he is an award-winning journalist and an online instructor for Writer’s Online Workshops.

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Move over zombies and adolescent vampires.

 

There’s a new threat in town—and it’s only twelve inches tall. How to Survive a Garden Gnome Attack is the only comprehensive survival guide that will help you prevent, prepare for, and ward off an imminent home invasion by the common garden gnome. Once thought of as harmless yard decorations, evidence is mounting that these smiling lawn statues are poised and ready to wreck havoc. The danger is real. And it’s here.    

   Class 1 gnome-slayer and gnome defense expert Chuck Sambuchino has developed a proven system—Assess, Protect, Defend, Apply—for safeguarding property, possessions, and loved ones. Strategies include step-by-step instructions for gnome-proofing the average dwelling, recognizing and interpreting the signs of a gathering hoard, and—in the event that a secured perimeter is breached—confronting and combating the attackers at close range.

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rasfish503, October 18, 2010 (view all comments by rasfish503)
funny book love it not as good as other books i've reiveiwed but funny ive also read zombie survivle guide i think the zombie ones better but thats my prospective read yourself its funny come on give a gnome a chance
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Product Details

ISBN:
9781580084635
Author:
Sambuchino, Chuck
Publisher:
Ten Speed Press
Subject:
Form - Parodies
Subject:
Parodies
Subject:
HUMOR / Parodies
Publication Date:
20100931
Binding:
HARDCOVER
Grade Level:
General/trade
Language:
English
Illustrations:
45 4-COLOR PHOTOS and ILLUS
Pages:
112
Dimensions:
8.22x6.60x.77 in. .68 lbs.

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