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Here are a thousand and one laugh-out-loud quotes, quips, and jokes, all in one packed-to-the-brim volume. Yes, folks, sit back and enjoy this collection of inadvertent gaffes, thigh-slappers, puns, and everything and anything else that'll tickle your funny bone. There’s something old, something new, something stolen, and something blue—from favorite comedians, sports and political figures, and literary wits. There are even giggles for the kids and groaners for the grown-ups. Just a few among the 1,001 funniest things ever said:

“I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry.”—Rita Rudner

“I don’t know if it’s good for baseball, but it sure beats the hell out of rooming with Phil Rizzuto.”—Yogi Berra on being told that Joe DiMaggio was to marry Marilyn Monroe

“I made my money the old-fashioned way. I was very nice to a wealthy relative right before he died.”—Malcolm Forbes

 

“The Dalai Lama visited the White House and told the President that he could teach him to find a higher state of consciousness. Then, after talking to Bush for a few minutes, he said, ‘You know what? Let’s just grab lunch.’”—Bill Maher

Synopsis:

A collection of the greatest witticisms from the world of politics, show business, sports, and anywhere else people can get a good laugh

Synopsis:

 A collection of the greatest witticisms from the world of politics, show business, sports, and anywhere else people can get a good laugh
 
Here are a thousand and one laugh-out-loud quotes, quips, and jokes, all in one packed-to-the-brim volume. Yes, folks, sit back and enjoy this collection of inadvertent gaffes, thigh-slappers, puns, and everything and anything else thatll tickle your funny bone. Theres something old, something new, something stolen, and something blue—from favorite comedians, sports and political figures, and literary wits. There are even giggles for the kids and groaners for the grown-ups. Just a few among the 1,001 funniest things ever said:
 
“So, wheres the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?”—Christina Aguilera
 
“Fame means when your computer modem is broken, the repair guy comes out to your house a little faster.” —Sandra Bullock
 
“Recession is when your neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours. And recovery is when Jimmy Carter loses his.” —Ronald Reagan

About the Author

Steven D. Price is the author or editor of more than twenty-three books, including 1001 Dumbest Things Ever Said, The 1001 Smartest Things Ever Said, 1001 Insults, Put-Downs, & Comebacks, and The Quotable Horse Lover (all Lyons), as well as The Ultimate Fishing Guide and Old As the Hills: The Story of Bluegrass Music. A resident of New York City, he is a keen observer of human achievement and folly.

Product Details

ISBN:
9781599211954
Author:
Price, Steven D
Publisher:
Lyons Press
Author:
Price, Steven D.
Subject:
Quotations
Subject:
General
Subject:
American - General
Subject:
Reference-Quotations Anecdotes and Proverbs
Edition Description:
Trade Paper
Series:
1001
Publication Date:
20100431
Binding:
TRADE PAPER
Language:
English
Pages:
352
Dimensions:
6.88 x 5.88 in

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A collection of the greatest witticisms from the world of politics, show business, sports, and anywhere else people can get a good laugh

"Synopsis" by ,
 A collection of the greatest witticisms from the world of politics, show business, sports, and anywhere else people can get a good laugh
 
Here are a thousand and one laugh-out-loud quotes, quips, and jokes, all in one packed-to-the-brim volume. Yes, folks, sit back and enjoy this collection of inadvertent gaffes, thigh-slappers, puns, and everything and anything else thatll tickle your funny bone. Theres something old, something new, something stolen, and something blue—from favorite comedians, sports and political figures, and literary wits. There are even giggles for the kids and groaners for the grown-ups. Just a few among the 1,001 funniest things ever said:
 
“So, wheres the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?”—Christina Aguilera
 
“Fame means when your computer modem is broken, the repair guy comes out to your house a little faster.” —Sandra Bullock
 
“Recession is when your neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours. And recovery is when Jimmy Carter loses his.” —Ronald Reagan

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