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Zero Dog War

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Publisher Comments:

The first bullet is always free. After that, you gotta pay.
 
Zero Dog Missions, Book 1
 
After accidentally blowing up both a client facility and a cushy city contract in the same day, pyromancer and mercenary captain Andrea Walker is scrambling to save her Zero Dogs. A team including (but not limited to) a sexually repressed succubus, a werewolf with a thing for health food, a sarcastic tank driver/aspiring romance novelist, a three-hundred-pound calico cat, and a massive demon who really loves to blow stuff up.
 
With the bankruptcy vultures circling, Homeland Security throws her a high-paying, short-term contract even the Zero Dogs can't screw up: destroy a capitalist necromancer bent on dominating the gelatin industry with an all-zombie workforce. The catch? She has to take on Special Forces Captain Jake Sanders, a man who threatens both the existence of the team and Andrea's deliberate avoidance of romantic entanglements.
 
As Andrea strains to hold her dysfunctional team together long enough to derail the corporate zombie apocalypse, the prospect of getting her heart run over by a tank tread is the least of her worries. The government never does anything without an ulterior motive. Jake could be the key to success…or just another bad day at the office for the Zeroes.
 
Warning: Contains explicit language, intense action and violence, rampaging zombie hordes, a heroine with an attitude and flamethrower, Special Forces commandos, ninjas, apocalyptic necromancer capitalist machinations, absurd parody and mayhem, self-deluded humor, irreverence, geek humor, mutant cats, low-brow comedy, and banana-kiwi-flavored gelatin.

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After losing a cushy city contract, pyromancer Andrea Walker scrambles to save her Zero Dogs merc team. As the bankruptcy vultures circle, Homeland Security throws her a high-paying, short-term contract even the Zero Dogs can't screw up: destroy a capitalist necromancer bent on dominating the gelatin industry with an all-zombie workforce. The catch? She has to take on Special Forces Captain Jake Sanders, a man who threatens her avoidance of romantic entanglements. Plus, the government never does anything without motive. Jake could be the key to derailing the corporate zombie apocalypse…or a bad day at the office for the Zeroes.

About the Author

Keith Melton has written two other completely unfunny books, Blood Vice and Run, Wolf. He is currently plotting his return to power from a reeducation camp in the desolation of Eastern Oregon. The Zero Dog War is Keith Melton’s third published title.

Product Details

ISBN:
9781609284039
Author:
Melton, Keith
Publisher:
Samhain Publishing
Subject:
Romance - Adult
Subject:
Romance - Paranormal
Subject:
Humor, Romantic Comedy, Mercenaries, Parody, Urban Fantasy Parody.
Edition Description:
Trade Paper
Publication Date:
20120131
Binding:
TRADE PAPER
Language:
English
Pages:
304
Dimensions:
8.5 x 5.5 x 1 in 1 lb

Related Subjects

Fiction and Poetry » Romance » Adult
Fiction and Poetry » Romance » Paranormal
Fiction and Poetry » Science Fiction and Fantasy » A to Z

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After losing a cushy city contract, pyromancer Andrea Walker scrambles to save her Zero Dogs merc team. As the bankruptcy vultures circle, Homeland Security throws her a high-paying, short-term contract even the Zero Dogs can't screw up: destroy a capitalist necromancer bent on dominating the gelatin industry with an all-zombie workforce. The catch? She has to take on Special Forces Captain Jake Sanders, a man who threatens her avoidance of romantic entanglements. Plus, the government never does anything without motive. Jake could be the key to derailing the corporate zombie apocalypse…or a bad day at the office for the Zeroes.

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