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If Democrats Had Any Brains, They'd Be Republicans


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“Uttering lines that send liberals into paroxysms of rage, otherwise known as ‘citing facts, is the spice of life. When I see the hot spittle flying from their mouths and the veins bulging and pulsing above their eyes, well, thats when I feel truly alive.”

So begins If Democrats Had Any Brains, Theyd Be Republicans, Ann Coulters funniest, most devastating, and, yes, most outrageous book to date.

Coulter has become the brightest star in the conservative firmament thanks to her razor-sharp reasoning and biting wit. Of course, practically any time she opens her mouth, liberal elites denounce Ann, insisting that “Shes gone too far!” and hopefully predicting that this time it will bring a crashing end to her career.

Now you can read all the quotes that have so outraged her enemies and so delighted her legions of fans. More than just the definitive collection of Coulterisms, If Democrats Had Any Brains, Theyd Be Republicans includes dozens of brand-new commentaries written by Coulter and hundreds of never-before-published quotations. This is Ann at her best, covering every topic from A to Z. Here youll read Coulters take on:

• Her politics: “As far as Im concerned, Im a middle-of-the-road moderate and the rest of you are crazy.”

• Hillary Clinton: “Hillary wants to be the first woman president, which would also make her the first woman in a Clinton administration to sit behind the desk in the Oval Office instead of under it.”

• The environment: “God gave us the earth. We have dominion over the plants, the animals, the trees. God said, ‘Earth is yours. Take it. Rape it. Its yours.”

• Religion: “Its become increasingly difficult to distinguish the pronouncements of the Episcopal Church from the latest Madonna video.”

• Global warming: “The temperature of the planet has increased about one degree Fahrenheit in the last century. So imagine a summer afternoon when its 63 degrees and the next thing you know its . . . 64 degrees. Ahhhh!!!! Run for your lives, everybody! Women and children first!”

• Gun control: “Mass murderers apparently cant read, since they are constantly shooting up ‘gun-free zones.”

• Bill Clinton: “Bill Clintons library is the first one to ever feature an Adults Only section.”

• Illegal aliens: “I am the illegal alien of commentary. I will do the jokes that no one else will do.”

If Democrats Had Any Brains, Theyd Be Republicans is a must-have for anyone who loves (or loves to hate) Ann Coulter.

From the Hardcover edition.


Read all the quotes that have outraged Coulter's enemies and delighted her legions of fans in this collection of commentaries.

About the Author

ANN COULTER is the #1 New York Times bestselling author of Godless, How to Talk to a Liberal (If You Must), Treason, Slander, and High Crimes and Misdemeanors. She is the legal correspondent for Human Events and a syndicated columnist for Universal Press Syndicate. You can read her weekly column on her website, www.anncoulter.com.

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Product Details

Coulter, Ann
Three Rivers Press (CA)
Political Ideologies - Conservatism & Liberalism
Political Process - Political Parties
General Current Events
Politics - General
Political Parties
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History and Social Science » American Studies » Culture Wars
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History and Social Science » Politics » United States » Culture
Reference » Quotations Anecdotes and Proverbs

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