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Jokelopedia: The Biggest, Best, Silliest, Dumbest Joke Book Ever

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ISBN13: 9780761142089
ISBN10: 0761142088
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Take it away Jokelopedia is the mother of all joke books—an all-encompassing, gut-busting collection of more than 1,700 jokes for every occasion. 59 elephant jokes, including Why are elephants banned from pblic swimming pools They always drop their trunks. Dozens of knock-knock jokes, like Knock, knock./ Who's there?/Raven./Raven who?/Raven lunatic who wants to knock your door down Plus teacher jokes, food jokes, gross jokes, and why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road jokes. And a whole section of tongue twisters, specializing in the yucky. Try saying "sneaking in my creaky squeaky reeking sneakers." but the jokes are just the beginning&#8212 Jokelopedia is loaded with joke-telling tips and profiles of famously funny people, from Will Ferrell to SpongeBob SquarePants (Hey, wait—is SpongeBob really a person?)Packed with 1,700 kid-friendly jokes, tongue-twisters, riddles, and puns, this new edition of JOKELOPEDIA is the bible for incurable jokesters, class clowns, and aspiring comedians. Here are doctor jokes, robber jokes, teacher jokes, why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road jokes. Lightbulb jokes, movie star jokes, gross-out jokes, vampire jokes, elephant jokes. The classics, fresh variations on the classics, and jokes with nothing classic about them. The guffaws are organized into categories for easy reference, and the book is sprinkled throughout with amusing facts, joke-telling pointers and tips, and informational spotlights on favorite funny people, including Mike Myers, Will Ferrell, and SpongeBob SquarePants.

Did you hear about the twoantennae that met on a rooftop, fell in love, and got married?

The wedding wasn’t much, but the reception was amazing

What kind of books do skunks read?

Best-smellers.

Synopsis:

The best just got better. Now the mother of all joke books— JOKELOPEDIA, the category leader and great kids’ gift book with 412,000 copies in print—is updated and expanded with 200 brand new jokes, for even more laughs per page.

Packed with 1,700 kid-friendly jokes, tongue-twisters, riddles, and puns, this new edition of JOKELOPEDIA is the bible for incurable jokesters, class clowns, and aspiring comedians. Here are doctor jokes, robber jokes, teacher jokes, why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road jokes. Lightbulb jokes, movie star jokes, gross-out jokes, vampire jokes, elephant jokes. The classics, fresh variations on the classics, and jokes with nothing classic about them. The guffaws are organized into categories for easy reference, and the book is sprinkled throughout with amusing facts, joke-telling pointers and tips, and informational spotlights on favorite funny people, including Mike Myers, Will Ferrell, and SpongeBob SquarePants.

Did you hear about the two antennae that met on a rooftop, fell in love, and got married?

The wedding wasn’t much, but the reception was amazing!

What kind of books do skunks read?

Best-smellers.

Synopsis:

Terrorize Your Sister (Or Your Brother. Or your Parents. Or Your Pals in the cafeteria.)

Take it away! Jokelopedia is the mother of all joke books-

An all-encompassing, gut-busting collection of jokes for any occasion. -59 elephant jokes, including Why are elephants banned from public swimming pools? They always drop their trunks. -Dozens of knock-knocks, like Knock, knock./Who's there?/Cow go./Cow go who?/No, cow go moo. -Plus teacher jokes and creature jokes, light-bulb jokes and why-did-the-chicken-cross-the road jokes. And tongue twisters: The corn on the cob made Bob the Slob's sobbing stop. -For aspiring comedians, JOKELOPEDIA takes it a step further with tips on how to tell a joke, riffs on styles, and stories of how famously funny people-from Lucille Ball (do you know who she is?) to Chris Rock-made it big.

Synopsis:

Take it away! "Jokelopedia" is the mother of all joke books--an all-encompassing, gut-busting collection of more than 1,700 jokes for every occasion. 59 elephant jokes, including "Why are elephants banned from pblic swimming pools They always drop their trunks." Dozens of knock-knock jokes, like "Knock, knock./ Who's there?/Raven./Raven who?/Raven lunatic who wants to knock your door down!" Plus teacher jokes, food jokes, gross jokes, and why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road jokes. And a whole section of tongue twisters, specializing in the yucky. Try saying "sneaking in my creaky squeaky reeking sneakers." but the jokes are just the beginning&#8212 "Jokelopedia" is loaded with joke-telling tips and profiles of famously funny people, from Will Ferrell to SpongeBob SquarePants (Hey, wait--is SpongeBob really a person?)

About the Author

Eva Blank is a recent grown-up with fond memories of being the class clown.Alison Benjamin is a recent grown-up with fond memories of being the class clown.Rosanne Green is a recent grown-up with fond memories of being the class clown.Ilana Weitzman is a recent grown-up with fond memories of being the class clown.Mike Wright is a recent grown-up with fond memories of being the class clown.Mike Wright is a recent grown-up with fond memories of being the class clown.

Table of Contents

CONTENTS

Tall Tails

Animals with Attitude (1)

Critter Jitters

Creepy, Crawly, Slimy, Slithery Things (33)

Fowl Play

Birds of a Feather Flock Together (43)

Sounds Fishy to Me

Itll Hook You Right Away (55)

Classy Jokes

Classroom Distractions (61)

Bad Apples

And PCs Too! (77)

Snot Funny

Eeew, Gross! (89)

Rocket Science

All the Mysteries of Outer Space, Made More Confusing (99)

Family Funnies

Brothers, Sisters, and Aunts of Step-uncles (109)

Objects of Amusement

Household Items Unite (125)

Truly Tasteless Jokes

Food Strikes Back (141)

Showbiz Shenanigans

Games with Famous Names (153)

Sounding a Funny Note

Bust a Gut in the Band Room (167)

Athletic Antics

Really Sock It to Em at the Gym (177)

Funny Business

Humor at Work (187)

Doc-Doc Jokes

You Need a Lot of Patients for This Chapter! (207)

Cops and Ribbers

A Humorous Twist on the Beat of Life (219)

How Many Elephants . . .

. . . Can You Fit in a Joke Book? (229)

Monster-osities

Ghouls, Goblins, and the Like (239)

Really Old Jokes

Extinct Animals and Funny Fossils (259)

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Wskip, January 14, 2012 (view all comments by Wskip)
This has been a great book to share with our Grandsons - 7 & 5. It has lots of adventure and silliness that can be remembered and shared with friends
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Product Details

ISBN:
9780761142089
Subtitle:
The Biggest, Best, Silliest, Dumbest Joke Book Ever
Author:
Weitzman, Ilana
Author:
Green, Rosanne
Author:
Benjamin, Alison
Author:
Wright, Mike
Author:
Blank, Eva
Publisher:
Workman Publishing Company
Subject:
Riddles, Juvenile
Subject:
Humor - Jokes & Riddles
Subject:
Wit and humor, juvenile
Subject:
Jokes & riddles
Subject:
Wit and humor
Subject:
Children s humor
Copyright:
Edition Number:
2
Edition Description:
Trade Paperback
Publication Date:
20060524
Binding:
Paperback
Grade Level:
Children/juvenile
Language:
English
Illustrations:
Y
Pages:
278
Dimensions:
8.5 x 11 in

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"Synopsis" by , The best just got better. Now the mother of all joke books— JOKELOPEDIA, the category leader and great kids’ gift book with 412,000 copies in print—is updated and expanded with 200 brand new jokes, for even more laughs per page.

Packed with 1,700 kid-friendly jokes, tongue-twisters, riddles, and puns, this new edition of JOKELOPEDIA is the bible for incurable jokesters, class clowns, and aspiring comedians. Here are doctor jokes, robber jokes, teacher jokes, why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road jokes. Lightbulb jokes, movie star jokes, gross-out jokes, vampire jokes, elephant jokes. The classics, fresh variations on the classics, and jokes with nothing classic about them. The guffaws are organized into categories for easy reference, and the book is sprinkled throughout with amusing facts, joke-telling pointers and tips, and informational spotlights on favorite funny people, including Mike Myers, Will Ferrell, and SpongeBob SquarePants.

Did you hear about the two antennae that met on a rooftop, fell in love, and got married?

The wedding wasn’t much, but the reception was amazing!

What kind of books do skunks read?

Best-smellers.

"Synopsis" by ,
Terrorize Your Sister (Or Your Brother. Or your Parents. Or Your Pals in the cafeteria.)

Take it away! Jokelopedia is the mother of all joke books-

An all-encompassing, gut-busting collection of jokes for any occasion. -59 elephant jokes, including Why are elephants banned from public swimming pools? They always drop their trunks. -Dozens of knock-knocks, like Knock, knock./Who's there?/Cow go./Cow go who?/No, cow go moo. -Plus teacher jokes and creature jokes, light-bulb jokes and why-did-the-chicken-cross-the road jokes. And tongue twisters: The corn on the cob made Bob the Slob's sobbing stop. -For aspiring comedians, JOKELOPEDIA takes it a step further with tips on how to tell a joke, riffs on styles, and stories of how famously funny people-from Lucille Ball (do you know who she is?) to Chris Rock-made it big.

"Synopsis" by , Take it away! "Jokelopedia" is the mother of all joke books--an all-encompassing, gut-busting collection of more than 1,700 jokes for every occasion. 59 elephant jokes, including "Why are elephants banned from pblic swimming pools They always drop their trunks." Dozens of knock-knock jokes, like "Knock, knock./ Who's there?/Raven./Raven who?/Raven lunatic who wants to knock your door down!" Plus teacher jokes, food jokes, gross jokes, and why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road jokes. And a whole section of tongue twisters, specializing in the yucky. Try saying "sneaking in my creaky squeaky reeking sneakers." but the jokes are just the beginning&#8212 "Jokelopedia" is loaded with joke-telling tips and profiles of famously funny people, from Will Ferrell to SpongeBob SquarePants (Hey, wait--is SpongeBob really a person?)
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