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How to Catch and Keep a Vampire: A Step-By-Step Guide to Loving the Bad and the Beautiful

by Diane Laurence

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Who needs a book on dating a vampire? Well, Bella Swan and Sookie Stackhouse to name just two. They are fortunate to have vampire boyfriends. But what the heroines of Twilight and True Blood don't have and could use is some advice on getting along with them. Everything they and every other red-blooded American girl (and guy) wants to know about finding a dreamy blood-drinker and keeping him is within How to Catch and Keep a Vampire: A Step-by-Step Guide to Loving The Bad and the Beautiful. And who better to introduce mortal readers to the world of dating a 21st century vampire than a few mouth-watering immortals? The cast includes a variety of undead charmers who will win the hearts and minds of readers everywhere, and author Diana Laurence will be their expert guide.

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Discover the Secret of the Red Satin Ribbon . . .In How to Catch and Keep a Vampire: A Step-by-Step Guide to Loving the Bad and the Beautiful, author Diana Laurence explores the romantic fascination we mortals have for the undead. Why do perfectly normal people fall for such sinister beings? And more importantly, what should we do about it when we do? Diana Laurence knows. With loads of personal experience to draw upon, Laurence does everything from explaining the attraction to blood-drinkers, to sharing what red satin signifies to them. In this book, she has created a road map to show readers how a vampire relationship can be achieved and conducted in harmony with everyday existence.

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With loads of personal experience to draw upon, Laurence does everything from explaining the attraction to blood-drinkers to sharing what red satin signifies to them. In this work, she creates a road map to show readers how a vampire relationship can be achieved and conducted in harmony with everyday existence.
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ISBN:
9781416205524
Author:
Laurence, Diane
Publisher:
Sellers Publishing
Author:
Laurence, Diana
Subject:
Form - Parodies
Subject:
Topic - Relationships
Subject:
Vampires
Subject:
Humorous fiction
Subject:
HUMOR / Parodies
Copyright:
2009
Publication Date:
20091031
Binding:
TRADE PAPER
Language:
English
Pages:
160
Dimensions:
8.38x5.60x.50 in. .66 lbs.
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"Synopsis" by , Discover the Secret of the Red Satin Ribbon . . .In How to Catch and Keep a Vampire: A Step-by-Step Guide to Loving the Bad and the Beautiful, author Diana Laurence explores the romantic fascination we mortals have for the undead. Why do perfectly normal people fall for such sinister beings? And more importantly, what should we do about it when we do? Diana Laurence knows. With loads of personal experience to draw upon, Laurence does everything from explaining the attraction to blood-drinkers, to sharing what red satin signifies to them. In this book, she has created a road map to show readers how a vampire relationship can be achieved and conducted in harmony with everyday existence.
"Synopsis" by , With loads of personal experience to draw upon, Laurence does everything from explaining the attraction to blood-drinkers to sharing what red satin signifies to them. In this work, she creates a road map to show readers how a vampire relationship can be achieved and conducted in harmony with everyday existence.
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