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The 2,320 Funniest Quotes: The Most Hilarious Quips and One-Liners from Allgreatquotes.com
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ENJOY THE MOST HILARIOUS QUOTES OF ALL TIME
Presenting the best of the best from AllGreatQuotes.com, this uproarious volume features gems on every topic, from sex and money to spouses and politics. Bringing together clever remarks from celebrities, politicians, thinkers, comedians and generally funny people, this collection of snappy quotes will leave you in hysterics.
God gave man a penis and a brain, but not enough blood to use both at the same time.
— Robin Williams
Money cant buy you happiness, but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
— Spike Milligan
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.
— Oscar Wilde
The answers to lifes problems arent at the bottom of a bottle, theyre on TV!
— Homer Simpson
When I eventually met Mr. Right, I had no idea that his fi rst name was Always.”
— Rita Rudner
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
— George Burns
Massive, Side-Splitting Collection of the Most Comical and Entertaining Quotes of All Time
From the witty quips of Mark Twain to the unintentionally hilarious gaffs of today’s celebrities, this collection of snappy quotes will leave you in hysterics. Presenting the best of the best from AllGreatQuotes.com, this uproarious volume has clever gems on every topic imaginable. It ranges from Oscar Wilde’s devious perspective on people (Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them so much.”) to Socrate’s ironic advice on marriage (By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you’ll be happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.”) to Julia Robert’s view on keeping it real (Your face tells a story — and it shouldn't be a story about your drive to the doctor’s office.”). 2320 Funniest Quotes is perfect for a cocktail party wisecrack, Facebook wall post or witty retort, or if you are just looking for a reason to smile.
About the Author
Tom Corr is a web publisher, journalist and former regional newspaper editor living in Ireland. He has worked for Ireland's Independent News and Media and UK-based Johnston Press. He operates one of the world's most visited quotes sites, www.allgreatquotes.com, which inspires 3 million visitors monthly.
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