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The Government Manual for New Wizards

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Publisher Comments:

The comedic duo behind The Government Manual for New Superheroes is back, and this time they've brought their magic wands and enchanted artifacts.

The Government Manual for New Wizards is a hilarious, mock-official handbook for wannabe witches and warlocks who need advice on recognizing the onset of wizardolescence, understanding the laws of magic (and the magic of laws), choosing (or being chosen by) the right magical items and enchanted artifacts, dealing with the dead (grateful and otherwise), successfully hosting magical exhibitions, and the proper care and feeding of magical creatures.

Wands, charms, cloaks of invisibility, shoes of stealth (or sneakers), and other otherworldly accoutrements--it's all here, discussed tongue-in-cheek but with the utmost Governmental authority.

This entertaining guide offers such sage advice as:

* A demon is just as afraid of you as you are of it--provided, of course, that you are eight feet tall, composed of living fire, and capable of destroying a small village with a single angry thought. Otherwise, it doesn't find you frightening at all.

* When selecting educational programs, do not be tempted by solicitations from wizardry parchment mills. A so-called degree from such a place is not worth the scroll on which it appears to be inscribed. The ink will disappear not long after the school itself does.

The Government Manual for New Wizards is a sidesplitting spoof of all things wizard-y. 

About the Author

Matthew David Brozik lives on Long Island, N.Y. He has studied writing with Joyce Carol Oates, Russell Banks, Leslie Epstein, and Steven Wright and has written for a number of literary publications.

Jacob Sager Weinstein is a Writers' Guild of America Award winner for HBO's Emmy-nominated Dennis Miller Live and a regular contributor to the Onion. His work has appeared in McSweeney's and the North American Review. He lives in London, England.

Product Details

ISBN:
9780740757327
Author:
Brozik, Matthew David
Publisher:
Andrews McMeel Publishing
Author:
Weinstein, Jacob Sager
Subject:
Non-Classifiable
Subject:
Magic
Subject:
Topic - Political
Subject:
Wizards
Subject:
General Humor
Subject:
Humor-Politics and Business
Copyright:
Edition Description:
B102
Publication Date:
May 2006
Binding:
TRADE PAPER
Grade Level:
General/trade
Language:
English
Illustrations:
Y
Pages:
192
Dimensions:
7 x 5 in 6.755 oz

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