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The Self-Destruction Handbook: 8 Simple Steps to an Unhealthier Youby Adam Wasson and Jessica Stamen
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Lets face it, there are thousands of books out there to help you avoid self-destructive behavior—but what fun is that? Welcome to the first book designed to help you not help yourself. Here youll find unsound advice on everything from engineering a revenge affair to picking the gateway drug thats best for you.
• 12 Steps to a Drinking “Problem”
• Condoms Are for Suckers
• How to Lose Way Too Much Weight in 90 Days
• And more!
As you travel down the road to self-destruction, let this hedonistic handbook be your guide. It may steer you wrong—in fact, its sure to do so—but when being wrong is this much fun, who wants to be right?
Which gateway drug is right for you? Looking for tips on the best ways to stalk an ex-lover? Need help ignoring the warning signs that your self-destructive behaviors are catching up with you? Congratulations! With The Self-Destruction Handbook, you'll be thrilled to discover that you're not alone in your quest to indulge your appetites, give in to your fears, and generally have fun destroying people's faith in the idea of human perfectability. With hilarious illustrations, quizzes, games, and charts, The Self-Destruction Handbook puts you in the fast lane on the road to ruin.
Need help ignoring the warning signs that your self-destructive behaviors are catching up with you? With hilarious illustrations, quizzes, games, and charts, this handbook puts readers in the fast lane on the road to ruin.
About the Author
ADAM WASSON is a Scotch-swilling, Marlboro-smoking, relationship-sabotaging MWM. He enjoys walks on the beach, sodomitical literature, and good food. He is looking for: a small but vehement cult following.
JESSICA STAMEN is an SWF with a kind heart, questionable morals, and a history of Oprah-esque weight fluctuation. She is looking for: a man.
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