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Mountain Man Dance Moves: The McSweeney's Book of Lists

by Mcsweeney's Books

ISBN13: 9780307277206
ISBN10: 0307277208
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If a mountain man felt compelled to dance, how would he do it? If koala bears could talk, what would they say? And what's the right pickup line, if you're a necrophiliac? (Maybe "I'm pretty sure I'm not going to get you pregnant.")

In the throes of debates like these, we're lucky to have the learned people of McSweeney's Internet Tendency, America's best low-budget humor website, and their edifying work. From their best-looking writers comes this collection of over three hundred lists, including...

"Signs Your Unicorn Is Cheating on You."

"Errors in Communication Between My Hairdresser and Me, in the Form of What I Said and What He Heard"

"Things This City Was Built On, Besides Rock 'n' Roll"

"Things This One Girl Sitting Near Me in a Movie Theater Said Out Loud When One of the Characters Was Shown Pulling Into a Gas Station"

"Future Winners of the New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest"

"Adjectives Rarely Used by Wine Tasters"

"The Collected Apologies of Lawrence H. Summers, President of Harvard"

"Exactly What I Mean When I Say My Ex-Girlfriend Kristin and I 'Wanted Different Things from Life'"

And much, much more...

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"Teens will appreciate the wide-ranging social satire and find the lists entertaining and often quotable." School Library Journal

Synopsis:

This collection culls several hundred lists, compiled by their most luminous writers, from McSweeney's vast archives, and adds a good deal of new material.

About the Author

McSweeney's is a small group that sells taxidermy equipment and also produces books, a literary quarterly, and The Believer, a monthly review. Based in San Francisco, McSweeney's is also home to 826 Valencia, a nonprofit educational center for Bay Area youth.

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ISBN:: 9780307277206
Subtitle:: The McSweeney's Book of Lists
Author:: Mcsweeney's Books
Manufactured:: McSweeney's
Editor:: McSweeney's Books
Editor:: Editors of McSweeney's
Author:: s What Another One Bites&#8221
Author:: m sure his legal opinion counts for a lot more. Go on, call Stanley. If you need me, I&#8217
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Author:: s What Baby Got&#8221
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Author:: br> EXCERPTS FROM AN ACTUAL 1970 VIETNAM-ERA NAVY-RECRUITMENT FILM TARGETING BLACK AMERICANS, NARRATED BY LOU RAWLS by Angelo Young &#8220
Author:: ll be in bed.&#8221
Author:: t forget, you&#8217
Author:: s What Some Girls Are Than Others&#8221
Author:: uses telekinetic powers to bend it until it snaps in two. Actress who clawed her way to the top catches reflection in pond
Author:: John Bartlett PUNCH LINES THAT WOULD ONLY SEEM FUNNY TO YOU AND THE GUY YOU JUST SPENT THE LAST TEN YEARS WITH IN A PIT by Mike Sacks &#8220
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Author:: Friendliness Sipping a Demitasse o&#8217
Author:: Negotiation Checking the Date on a Carton o&#8217
Author:: Hallucinating for the entirety of 1999 that we were characters in a classic Beach Boys song.&#8221
Author:: mashes it. Burned-out rock star looks down at himself during out-of-body experience
Author:: Bartlett&#8217
Author:: s&#8217
Author:: Dead, It&#8217
Author:: The Bong, It&#8217
Author:: s What I Would Die 4&#8221
Author:: Alles, It&#8217
Author:: s Detachable&#8221
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Author:: Retreat Applying a Beechwood Veneer to a Hutch o&#8217
Author:: drinks Scotch
Author:: The month we couldn&#8217
Author:: S FOR DINNER&#8221
Author:: Back, It&#8217
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Author:: s eye.&#8221
Publisher:: Vintage Books USA
Subject:: General
Subject:: American wit and humor
Series:: Vintage
Publication Date:: September 2006
Binding:: Paperback
Language:: English
Illustrations:: Y
Pages:: 216
Dimensions:: 7.98x5.24x.59 in. .54 lbs.

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