About The Awful

I was bored on the 9th of Octover 1940 when, I believe, the Nasties were still booming us led by Madolf Heatlump (who only had one). Anyway they didn't get me. I attended to varicous schools in Liddypol. And still didn't pass — much to my Aunties supplies. As a member of the most publified Beatles my (P, G, and R's) records might seem funnier to some of you than this book, but as far as I'm conceived this correction of short writty is the most wonderfoul larf I've every ready.

God help and breed you all.

About The Awful

I was bored on the 9th of Octover 1940 when, I believe, the Nasties were still booming us led by Madolf Heatlump (who only had one). Anyway they didn't get me. I attended to varicous schools in Liddypol. And still didn't pass — much to my Aunties supplies. As a member of the most publified Beatles my (P, G, and R's) records might seem funnier to some of you than this book, but as far as I'm conceived this correction of short writty is the most wonderfoul larf I've every ready.

God help and breed you all.

Introduction

Partly Dave

No Flies on Frank

Good Dog Nigel

At the Denis

The Fat Growth on Eric Hearble

The Wrestling Dog

Randolf's Party

The Famous Five through Woenow Abbey

Sad Michael

I Wandered

A Letter

Scene three Act one

Treasure Ivan

All Abord Speeching

The Fingletoad Resort of Teddiviscious

Alec Speaking

Liddypool

You Might Well Arsk

Nicely Nicely Clive

Neville Club The Moldy Moldy Man

*On Safairy with Whide Hunter

I Sat Belonely Henry and Harry Deaf Ted, Danoota, (and me)

A Suprise for Little Bobby

Halbut Returb

Unhappy Frank

On this Churly Morn

Victor Triumphs Again and Mrs. Weatherby Learns a Lesson

I Remember Arnold

*Written in conjugal with Paul.