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Once Upon a Time, the End: Asleep in 60 Seconds

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Publisher Comments:

Once upon a time andlt;BRandgt; there was a grown-up andlt;BRandgt; looking for a book andlt;BRandgt; with very short bedtime stories andlt;BRandgt; for a kid who wouldn't go to sleep. andlt;BRandgt; So the grown-up picked up this book andlt;BRandgt; and read this flap andlt;BRandgt; and took the book home andlt;BRandgt; and read it out loud andlt;BRandgt; and they both laughed andlt;BRandgt; and fell fast asleep andlt;BRandgt; fast. andlt;BRandgt; Just like you. andlt;BRandgt; The end.

Review:

"Children revel in getting the upper hand on frustrated, exhausted adults. That's the concept behind this group of nearly a dozen desperately abbreviated bedtime stories (e.g., 'The Two Little Pigs') and other not-so-subtly slumber-themed diversions (such as this riddle: 'Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to sleep'). The stories are bracketed by visits to a boy's bedroom where a father, still dressed in work clothes, tries to satisfy his child's request for yet another story by 'cutting/ Little words here and there/ So the stories would go faster,/ .../ And everyone could live happily every after./ The end.' But the effect of this book will undoubtedly be far from soporific. Kids may well be reduced to giggling fits by the cumulative effect of newcomer Kloske's silly shorthand versions of old favorites. A minimalist, rhyming version of Red Riding Hood wraps up with the heroic woodsman saying, 'Wow, I'm really tired, how about you?'; a familiar nursery rhyme about the old lady who lived in a shoe concludes, 'When kids wouldn't go to bed,/ She sold them to the zoo.' New Yorker cartoonist Blitt's watercolor-and-ink drawings exude a brittle sense of humor that's right in sync with the text's sad-sack perspective; at the same time, the artist's elegant ink line offers a visual foil to the storyteller's rising sense of hopelessness. But while the core joke here is on parents everywhere, chances are they'll be laughing too — after all, it's funny because it's true. Ages 4-8." Publishers Weekly (Copyright Reed Business Information, Inc.)

Synopsis:

These hilarious, supershort fairy tales and nursery rhymes are guaranteed to make any child fall fast asleep--fast.

About the Author

Barry Blittand#8217;s illustrations have appeared on more than eighty andlt;iandgt;New Yorker andlt;/iandgt;covers and have also graced the pages of andlt;iandgt;The New York Timesandlt;/iandgt; and andlt;iandgt;Entertainment Weeklyandlt;/iandgt;. He is the illustrator of andlt;iandgt;Once Upon a Time, the End (Asleep in 60 Seconds) andlt;/iandgt;by Geoffrey Koske and andlt;iandgt;The Adventures of Mark Twain by Huckleberry Finn andlt;/iandgt;by Robert Burleigh, as well as other picture books. He lives in Roxbury, Connecticut.andlt;Bandgt;Geoffrey Kloskeandlt;/Bandgt; is a book editor. He lives in Brooklyn, New York.

Product Details

ISBN:
9780689866197
Author:
Blitt, Barry
Publisher:
Atheneum Books
Illustrator:
Blitt, Barry
Author:
Blitt, Barry
Subject:
Children's 4-8 - Picturebooks
Subject:
Humorous Stories
Subject:
Fairy Tales & Folklore - Anthologies
Subject:
Bedtime & Dreams
Subject:
Fairy Tales & Folklore - Humorous Retelling
Subject:
Bedtime
Subject:
Characters in literature
Subject:
Children s-General
Copyright:
Edition Description:
B221
Publication Date:
August 2005
Binding:
HARDCOVER
Grade Level:
from P up to 3
Language:
English
Illustrations:
f-c jkt and int.
Pages:
40
Dimensions:
9.5 x 9 in 13.51 oz
Children's Book Type:
Picture / Wordless
Age Level:
4-8

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Children's » Fairy Tales » Anthologies
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Children's » Poetry » Poetry and Nursery Rhymes

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"Publishers Weekly Review" by , "Children revel in getting the upper hand on frustrated, exhausted adults. That's the concept behind this group of nearly a dozen desperately abbreviated bedtime stories (e.g., 'The Two Little Pigs') and other not-so-subtly slumber-themed diversions (such as this riddle: 'Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to sleep'). The stories are bracketed by visits to a boy's bedroom where a father, still dressed in work clothes, tries to satisfy his child's request for yet another story by 'cutting/ Little words here and there/ So the stories would go faster,/ .../ And everyone could live happily every after./ The end.' But the effect of this book will undoubtedly be far from soporific. Kids may well be reduced to giggling fits by the cumulative effect of newcomer Kloske's silly shorthand versions of old favorites. A minimalist, rhyming version of Red Riding Hood wraps up with the heroic woodsman saying, 'Wow, I'm really tired, how about you?'; a familiar nursery rhyme about the old lady who lived in a shoe concludes, 'When kids wouldn't go to bed,/ She sold them to the zoo.' New Yorker cartoonist Blitt's watercolor-and-ink drawings exude a brittle sense of humor that's right in sync with the text's sad-sack perspective; at the same time, the artist's elegant ink line offers a visual foil to the storyteller's rising sense of hopelessness. But while the core joke here is on parents everywhere, chances are they'll be laughing too — after all, it's funny because it's true. Ages 4-8." Publishers Weekly (Copyright Reed Business Information, Inc.)
"Synopsis" by , These hilarious, supershort fairy tales and nursery rhymes are guaranteed to make any child fall fast asleep--fast.
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