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Nice Is Just a Place in France: How to Win at Basically Everythingby Betches
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The creators of the popular blog BetchesLoveThis.com use their signature wit and wisdom to teach you how to win in all areas of life—because a Betch always gets what she wants!
The BetchesLoveThis blog is wildly popular, with catchphrases and posts repeated all over the Internet. Now, you can laugh out loud while getting answers to life’s greatest questions—from the benefits of dancing on tables to how to get rid of the man who won’t go away—from the straightforward, slightly-mean-spirited-yet-helpful older sister you didn’t know you had.
The Betches are here to explain it all—how to combine the hotness of Kate Moss with the wit of Chelsea Handler and the f**k-off vibe of Anna Wintour to become the ultimate Betch. So is this a self-help book, you might wonder? Self-help is for fat people and divorcees. Nice Is Just a Place in France is the Betch-in-training bible, addressing the types of problems real girls face in the real world, like, “What do I do if my pot dealer isn’t answering my texts?” and “Is it okay to give head on the first date?” Regardless of what she’ll admit out loud, every girl secretly wants to be a Betch, even the nicest doormat around. So throw away your Cosmo and turn off Oprah, because the Betches are in business!
LOOK, MAYBE YOUand#8217;RE A NICE GIRL, but weand#8217;re guessing youand#8217;re more like us or you probably wouldnand#8217;t have picked up this book. Not that we have a problem with girls who are nice people. But being nice is just not the way to get what you want. And this book is about getting what you want. Not in like a finding happiness, giving back to the world, being grateful for what you have sort of way. But in a ruling your world, being the most desired, powerful badass in the room way, so you can come out on top of any situation: guys, career, friends, enemies, whatever. andlt;BRandgt;andlt;BRandgt;How does a betch make that happen? andlt;BRandgt;andlt;BRandgt;Here are some highlights: andlt;BRandgt;andlt;BRandgt;DONand#8217;T BE EASY. andlt;BRandgt;andlt;BRandgt;DONand#8217;T BE POOR. andlt;BRandgt;andlt;BRandgt;DONand#8217;T BE UGLY. andlt;BRandgt;andlt;BRandgt;We didnand#8217;t come up with these life lessons. Weand#8217;re just the ones who wrote it all down. This is not self-help. Self-help is for fat people and divorcand#233;es. This is how to deal with your problems when you have no problems. Youand#8217;re welcome.
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The Betches were born knowing exactly what they want and how to get it.
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