Rule the World: 119 Shortcuts to Total World Domination

Here at Klutz, we believe that ruling the world should be fun, effortless, and accessible to everyone — even the supremely lazy. So we broke down what some might consider an arduous process into 119 essential shortcuts designed specifically for our readers. Turns out global domination is much easier to learn than juggling. Rule the World covers fundamental ruler-y skills, like keeping tabs on everyone (shortcut #5), appearing generous without giving anything (#118), raising an eyebrow (#98), and getting someone to carry your stuff (#63). The book also comes with plenty of useful props and extras: punch-out genius glasses, appointment request cards, binding loyalty oaths, and over a bazillion dollars in cold, hard, fake cash. And since this is from the folks who brought you The Encyclopedia of Immaturity, you know its all in good, clean, world-dominating fun. Parents have been bugging their children to “reach their full potential” for as long as humans have been wearing socks. With Rule the World in kids hands, that advice just might stick. Be careful what you wish for.

We cover fundamental ruler-y skills like keeping tabs on everyone (shortcut #88), power sitting (#47), power slouching (#48), raising an eyebrow (#21), and getting someone to carry your stuff (#23). The book also comes with plenty of useful props and extras: punch-out glasses, appointment request cards, binding loyalty oaths, and over a bazillion dollars in cold, hard, fake cash. Turns out, global domination is much easier to learn than juggling!

Comes With: endless inspiration for the aspiring leader

• Create wonderful things • Be good • Have fun

Your time has come. What are you waiting for?

When developing How to Rule the World, we took into account the fact that the average Klutz reader has the potential to be:

1. The most brilliant, hilarious, and amazing person ever to set foot on earth.

2. Destined for greatness.

3. Maybe just a little lazy. Okay, a lot lazy. We tossed these realities into our big boiling pot of smartness and came out with the book such exceptional readers deserve — How to Rule the World. This collection of essential shortcuts, tips, and tricks will, when followed correctly, inevitably lead to absolute greatness. Contents include all-access IDs, punch-out genius glasses, simple step-by-steps, insta-greatness certificates, fun quizzes, binding loyalty oaths, and more. And, since its from Klutz, you know its all in good, clean, world-dominating fun. Did we mention there are shortcuts? Because holding the office of “most amazing person in the universe” may seem like a tall order — but with How to Rule the World, its a whole lot easier than you think