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Lois Leveen: IMG Forsooth Me Not: Shakespeare, Juliet, Her Nurse, and a Novel

There's this writer, William Shakespeare. Perhaps you've heard of him. He wrote this play, Romeo and Juliet. Maybe you've heard of it as well. It's... Continue »
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    Juliet's Nurse

    Lois Leveen 9781476757445


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Eat Shit Stamp Kit: The Stamp for Assholes Everywhere


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When shouting a smart-ass comment and flipping the bird aren’t enough, stamp your offensive opinion directly onto paper, leaving a lasting message to all the assholes who do you wrong. This kit includes a self-inking “Eat Shit” stamp along with a humorous pocket-sized “Eat Shit” manual, filled with creative tips on when and where to wield your powerful new device.

Have you recently failed a term paper, received a donation request from your rich-as-hell alma mater or found an office “friendly reminder” to be more like a passive-aggressive threat to your sanity? Does your roommate often leave you a drop of milk in the refrigerator or a single square of toilet paper on the roll? For all the assholes out there that do you wrong, let them chew on this- a self-inking stamp kit that imprints “Eat Shit” across any piece of paper, and includes the “Eat Shit” booklet filled with advice on how and where to strike your frustrations. When your middle finger and death stare go unseen and your profanity unheard, stamp your statement in ink to deliver your message

About the Author

The Dare You Stamp Co. was founded in 1776 when noted Philadelphian Jeremiah Dare was hired by the not-yet Founding Fathers to print draft copies of the Declaration of Independence. When the documents arrived at Independence Hall, an unfortunate typo read “When in the Curse of human events…” So irate was George Washington that he said “The foolish and wicked practice of profane cursing and swearing is a vice so mean and low that every person of sense and character detests and despises it.” Dare’s instinct was to simply reply, “Fuck You.” Today, the Dare You Stamp Co. continues on as a belligerent subset of Cider Mill Press.

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Dare You Stamp Co
Cider Mill Press
Dare You Stamp Co.
Topic - Adult
HUMOR / Parodies
Edition Description:
Novelty book
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2.5 x 3 in

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Metaphysics » Healing
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