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The Official Guide to Christmas in the South: Or, If You Can't Fry It, Spraypaint It Gold

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No place celebrates Christmas like Dixie, and with this charming, humorous guide, anyone can learn how to deck the halls, Southern style

It's the one time of the year when both the divine and debutantes take center stage in a perfect storm of hot glue and cheese grits: Christmas. But successfully navigating through the holiday season can be more complex than Santa's midnight journey. There are pitfalls hotter than any chimney — and social situations more slippery than any roof! But now The Official Guide to Christmas in the South has arrived to reveal the finer and sometimes unspoken details of Dixie etiquette.

Perfect for a true Southerner's coffee table or an imposter's survival guide, The Official Guide to Christmas in the South is the gift that will keep on regifting season after season.

Synopsis:

Over the top, tongue-in-cheek, but dead-on accurate, this illustrated handbook brilliantly spoofs how to celebrate Christmas--Southern style. Two-color illustrations.

Synopsis:

It's the time of the year when the divine and debutantes take center stage in a perfect storm of hot glue and cheese grits: Christmas. Barnette reveals the finer and sometimes unspoken details of Dixie etiquette. Perfect for a true Southerner's coffee table or an impostor's survival guide, this book is the gift that will keep on re-gifting season after season.

About the Author

David C. Barnette celebrates Christmas in coastal Alabama with his wife, Ashley, and daughters Cailey and Sibley. He received his MFA in writing from Vermont College.

Product Details

ISBN:
9780060850531
Subtitle:
Or, If You Can't Fry It, Spraypaint It Gold
Author:
Barnette, David C.
Author:
by David C. Barnette
Publisher:
William Morrow
Subject:
General
Subject:
Form - Essays
Subject:
General Humor
Subject:
Southern States Social life and customs.
Subject:
Christmas -- Southern States.
Subject:
Humor-Anthologies
Edition Description:
Hardcover
Publication Date:
20081028
Binding:
Hardback
Grade Level:
General/trade
Language:
English
Illustrations:
Y
Pages:
144
Dimensions:
7.82x5.30x.62 in. .51 lbs.

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Product details 144 pages William Morrow & Company - English 9780060850531 Reviews:
"Synopsis" by , Over the top, tongue-in-cheek, but dead-on accurate, this illustrated handbook brilliantly spoofs how to celebrate Christmas--Southern style. Two-color illustrations.
"Synopsis" by , It's the time of the year when the divine and debutantes take center stage in a perfect storm of hot glue and cheese grits: Christmas. Barnette reveals the finer and sometimes unspoken details of Dixie etiquette. Perfect for a true Southerner's coffee table or an impostor's survival guide, this book is the gift that will keep on re-gifting season after season.

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