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Jokelopedia: The Biggest, Best, Silliest, Dumbest Joke Book Ever

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Publisher Comments:

Take it away! Jokelopedia is the mother of all joke books--an all-encompassing, gut-busting collection of more than 1,700 jokes for every occasion. 59 elephant jokes, including Why are elephants banned from public swimming pools They always drop their trunks. Dozens of knock-knock jokes, like Knock, knock./ Who's there?/Raven./Raven who?/Raven lunatic who wants to knock your door down!

Plus teacher jokes, food jokes, gross jokes, and why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road jokes. And a whole section of tongue twisters, specializing in the yucky. Try saying "sneaking in my creaky squeaky reeking sneakers." but the jokes are just the beginning-- Jokelopedia is loaded with joke-telling tips and profiles of famously funny people, from Will Ferrell to SpongeBob SquarePants (Hey, wait--is SpongeBob really a person?)Packed with 1,700 kid-friendly jokes, tongue-twisters, riddles, and puns, this new edition of JOKELOPEDIA is the bible for incurable jokesters, class clowns, and aspiring comedians. Here are doctor jokes, robber jokes, teacher jokes, why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road jokes. Lightbulb jokes, movie star jokes, gross-out jokes, vampire jokes, elephant jokes. The classics, fresh variations on the classics, and jokes with nothing classic about them. The guffaws are organized into categories for easy reference, and the book is sprinkled throughout with amusing facts, joke-telling pointers and tips, and informational spotlights on favorite funny people, including Mike Myers, Will Ferrell, and SpongeBob SquarePants.

Did you hear about the two antennae that met on a rooftop, fell in love, and got married?

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was amazing!

What kind of books do skunks read?

Best-smellers.

Synopsis:

Described as the "mother of all joke books", this essential humor resource includes 1,500 clean jokes, from old classics to newfangled variations, from puns to riddles. Included are tips on how to tell a joke, profiles on famously funny people, devilish practical jokes, and descriptions of comedic styles and methods. 2-color. Line drawings.

Synopsis:

The best just got better. Now the mother of all joke books— JOKELOPEDIA, the category leader and great kids’ gift book with 412,000 copies in print—is updated and expanded with 200 brand new jokes, for even more laughs per page.

Packed with 1,700 kid-friendly jokes, tongue-twisters, riddles, and puns, this new edition of JOKELOPEDIA is the bible for incurable jokesters, class clowns, and aspiring comedians. Here are doctor jokes, robber jokes, teacher jokes, why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road jokes. Lightbulb jokes, movie star jokes, gross-out jokes, vampire jokes, elephant jokes. The classics, fresh variations on the classics, and jokes with nothing classic about them. The guffaws are organized into categories for easy reference, and the book is sprinkled throughout with amusing facts, joke-telling pointers and tips, and informational spotlights on favorite funny people, including Mike Myers, Will Ferrell, and SpongeBob SquarePants.

Did you hear about the two antennae that met on a rooftop, fell in love, and got married?

The wedding wasn’t much, but the reception was amazing!

What kind of books do skunks read?

Best-smellers.

Synopsis:

Terrorize Your Sister (Or Your Brother. Or your Parents. Or Your Pals in the cafeteria.)

Take it away! Jokelopedia is the mother of all joke books-

An all-encompassing, gut-busting collection of jokes for any occasion. -59 elephant jokes, including Why are elephants banned from public swimming pools? They always drop their trunks. -Dozens of knock-knocks, like Knock, knock./Who's there?/Cow go./Cow go who?/No, cow go moo. -Plus teacher jokes and creature jokes, light-bulb jokes and why-did-the-chicken-cross-the road jokes. And tongue twisters: The corn on the cob made Bob the Slob's sobbing stop. -For aspiring comedians, JOKELOPEDIA takes it a step further with tips on how to tell a joke, riffs on styles, and stories of how famously funny people-from Lucille Ball (do you know who she is?) to Chris Rock-made it big.

Synopsis:

Kids and jokes, jokes and kids--it's a natural marriage. Now comes the mother of all joke books. Doctor jokes and elephant jokes, banana jokes, robber jokes, dentist jokes, light bulb jokes, chicken-crossing-the-road jokes, teacher jokes, computer jokes, movie star jokes, vampire jokes-they're all here, by the thousands, in a gut-busting, all-encompassing collection of more jokes than any kid could tell in a lifetime.

For the class clown and the family comedian and the shy kid who's looking to make new friends, Jokelopedia is the indispensable resource. There are the old classics and newfangled variations, and every shade of joke, pun and riddle in between, all organized by subject for easy reference. But Jokelopedia also takes it a step further. Included are tips on how to tell a joke (never laugh during the punch line); profiles of famously funny people, such as Jim Carrey, Eddie Murphy, and Lucille Ball; devilish practical jokes to hatch on friends, family, and, best of all, complete strangers; and descriptions of comedic styles and methods, including improvisation, impersonations, and slapstack.

For ages 7-12.

About the Author

Ilana Weitzman is a recent grown-up with fond memories of being the class clown.Eva Blank is a recent grown-up with fond memoriesof being the class clown.Rosanne Green is a recent grown-up with fond memoriesof being the class clown.Mike Wright is a recent grown-up with fond memoriesof being the class clown.

Table of Contents

CONTENTS

Tall Tails

Animals with Attitude (1)

Critter Jitters

Creepy, Crawly, Slimy, Slithery Things (33)

Fowl Play

Birds of a Feather Flock Together (43)

Sounds Fishy to Me

Itll Hook You Right Away (55)

Classy Jokes

Classroom Distractions (61)

Bad Apples

And PCs Too! (77)

Snot Funny

Eeew, Gross! (89)

Rocket Science

All the Mysteries of Outer Space, Made More Confusing (99)

Family Funnies

Brothers, Sisters, and Aunts of Step-uncles (109)

Objects of Amusement

Household Items Unite (125)

Truly Tasteless Jokes

Food Strikes Back (141)

Showbiz Shenanigans

Games with Famous Names (153)

Sounding a Funny Note

Bust a Gut in the Band Room (167)

Athletic Antics

Really Sock It to Em at the Gym (177)

Funny Business

Humor at Work (187)

Doc-Doc Jokes

You Need a Lot of Patients for This Chapter! (207)

Cops and Ribbers

A Humorous Twist on the Beat of Life (219)

How Many Elephants . . .

. . . Can You Fit in a Joke Book? (229)

Monster-osities

Ghouls, Goblins, and the Like (239)

Really Old Jokes

Extinct Animals and Funny Fossils (259)

Product Details

ISBN:
9780761112143
Subtitle:
The Biggest, Best, Silliest, Dumbest Joke Book Ever
Author:
Wright, Mike
Author:
Benjamin, Alison
Author:
Green, Rosanne
Author:
Blank, Eva
Author:
Wright, Mike
Publisher:
Workman Publishing Company
Location:
New York :
Subject:
General
Subject:
Form - Jokes & Riddles
Subject:
Wit and humor
Subject:
Riddles, Juvenile
Subject:
Humor - Jokes & Riddles
Subject:
Humor
Subject:
Children's 9-12 - Humor / Jokes
Subject:
Wit and humor, juvenile
Subject:
Jokes & riddles
Subject:
Jokes
Edition Description:
Trade Paperback
Series Volume:
no. FPT 00-11
Publication Date:
20000911
Binding:
Paperback
Grade Level:
Children/juvenile
Language:
English
Illustrations:
2-color, illustrations throughout
Pages:
256
Dimensions:
10.90x8.60x.65 in. 1.43 lbs.
Age Level:
09-12

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"Synopsis" by , Described as the "mother of all joke books", this essential humor resource includes 1,500 clean jokes, from old classics to newfangled variations, from puns to riddles. Included are tips on how to tell a joke, profiles on famously funny people, devilish practical jokes, and descriptions of comedic styles and methods. 2-color. Line drawings.
"Synopsis" by , The best just got better. Now the mother of all joke books— JOKELOPEDIA, the category leader and great kids’ gift book with 412,000 copies in print—is updated and expanded with 200 brand new jokes, for even more laughs per page.

Packed with 1,700 kid-friendly jokes, tongue-twisters, riddles, and puns, this new edition of JOKELOPEDIA is the bible for incurable jokesters, class clowns, and aspiring comedians. Here are doctor jokes, robber jokes, teacher jokes, why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road jokes. Lightbulb jokes, movie star jokes, gross-out jokes, vampire jokes, elephant jokes. The classics, fresh variations on the classics, and jokes with nothing classic about them. The guffaws are organized into categories for easy reference, and the book is sprinkled throughout with amusing facts, joke-telling pointers and tips, and informational spotlights on favorite funny people, including Mike Myers, Will Ferrell, and SpongeBob SquarePants.

Did you hear about the two antennae that met on a rooftop, fell in love, and got married?

The wedding wasn’t much, but the reception was amazing!

What kind of books do skunks read?

Best-smellers.

"Synopsis" by ,
Terrorize Your Sister (Or Your Brother. Or your Parents. Or Your Pals in the cafeteria.)

Take it away! Jokelopedia is the mother of all joke books-

An all-encompassing, gut-busting collection of jokes for any occasion. -59 elephant jokes, including Why are elephants banned from public swimming pools? They always drop their trunks. -Dozens of knock-knocks, like Knock, knock./Who's there?/Cow go./Cow go who?/No, cow go moo. -Plus teacher jokes and creature jokes, light-bulb jokes and why-did-the-chicken-cross-the road jokes. And tongue twisters: The corn on the cob made Bob the Slob's sobbing stop. -For aspiring comedians, JOKELOPEDIA takes it a step further with tips on how to tell a joke, riffs on styles, and stories of how famously funny people-from Lucille Ball (do you know who she is?) to Chris Rock-made it big.

"Synopsis" by , Kids and jokes, jokes and kids--it's a natural marriage. Now comes the mother of all joke books. Doctor jokes and elephant jokes, banana jokes, robber jokes, dentist jokes, light bulb jokes, chicken-crossing-the-road jokes, teacher jokes, computer jokes, movie star jokes, vampire jokes-they're all here, by the thousands, in a gut-busting, all-encompassing collection of more jokes than any kid could tell in a lifetime.

For the class clown and the family comedian and the shy kid who's looking to make new friends, Jokelopedia is the indispensable resource. There are the old classics and newfangled variations, and every shade of joke, pun and riddle in between, all organized by subject for easy reference. But Jokelopedia also takes it a step further. Included are tips on how to tell a joke (never laugh during the punch line); profiles of famously funny people, such as Jim Carrey, Eddie Murphy, and Lucille Ball; devilish practical jokes to hatch on friends, family, and, best of all, complete strangers; and descriptions of comedic styles and methods, including improvisation, impersonations, and slapstack.

For ages 7-12.

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