Two Parties, One Tux, and a Very Short Film about the Grapes of Wrath

Mitchell Wells may not survive eleventh grade. He really only has one friend, his best friend, David. His normally decent grade point average is in limbo due to a slightly violent, somewhat inappropriate claymation film. And girls . . . well, does hanging out with his sister count?

When David tells Mitchell hes gay, Mitchells okay with it—but it still seems to change things. Since Davids not out to anyone else, the guys agree to be set up with prom dates. Then, one of the most popular girls in school decides she must date Mitchell, and hes gone from zero to two girlfriends in sixty seconds.

From his pending English grade, to his floundering friendship, to his love life—the one thing thats taken a bizarre turn for the better—Mitchell is so confused, hell be lucky if he lasts another week in high school! And then theres the prom . . .

With a wickedly funny voice and a colorful cast of characters, Steven Goldman has written a novel for every reader—even those who like high school!