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A Girl Walks Into a Bar: Your Fantasy, Your Rulesby Helena S. Paige
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How will your night out end?
You make the rules.
You're at one of the hottest bars in town, all dressed up for a fabulous girls' night out with your best friend, when she cancels. What do you do now?
In this novel, YOU make the decisions.
Will you do body shots with a rock star? Cozy up to the hot bartender? Follow a mysterious woman to a rather unusual exhibition? Investigate a suave millionaire's box of tricks? Take a joyride with a buff bodyguard? Or maybe what you want is closer to home than you realize. . . .
So many options. . . . All you have to do is choose.
"This erotic interactive novel — the first in a series from Paige, the pseudonym of Helen Moffett, Sarah Lotz, and Paige Nick — allows the reader to decide the course of an eventful, fantasy-filled night. The very first branching point focuses on the selection of underwear, but despite the illusion of choice, every road leads to the same destination: a purple G-string. Further encounters with various fantasy objects are likewise constrained or undermined. The rock star episode turns sad and sleazy if pushed too far, the millionaire's desires prove too kinky (if the reader offers to accommodate him, the book asks, 'Are you out of your mind?'), and the sole Sapphic seduction, while sensuous, is quickly followed by an affirmation of the protagonist's heterosexuality. While every encounter is sexually satisfying, the less daring episodes are the ones that provide emotional fulfillment, though the protagonist always goes home alone. Some choices range from slapstick to mood-killing, but the erotic moments sizzle. Agent: Oli Munson, A.M. Heath Literary Agents. (Feb.)" Publishers Weekly Copyright PWxyz, LLC. All rights reserved.
About the Author
Helena S. Paige is the pseudonym of authors Helen Moffett, Sarah Lotz, and Paige Nick. Helen Moffett wears many hats: freelance writer, editor, researcher, academic, poet, and flamenco fan. Sarah Lotz is a screenwriter and novelist with a fondness for fake names. She writes urban horror novels as S. L. Grey and coauthors a pulp fiction zombie series under the name Lily Herne with her daughter. Paige Nick is an author and award-winning advertising copywriter and writes a weekly humorous dating column for the Sunday Times (Johannesburg).
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