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The #1 New York Times bestselling author of I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell and groundbreaking inventor of the “fratire” genre delivers his highly anticipated collection of 100% true, 100% exclusive stories of comically perverse excess.

Displaying a combination of keen intellect, mischievous humor, and relentless sex appeal, Tucker Max’s true first person accounts of his sexual and drunken exploits transport listeners into his comical, perverse, and often surreal world. And his fans have responded in droves. With his book I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell selling more than 1.2 million copies and spending more than 150 weeks on the bestselling list (and counting), not to mention the movie of the same name released on DVD in January 2010, there’s a clear indication that fans can’t resist raunchy tales of sex, booze, and mayhem from the leader in “fratire.”

In Assholes Finish First, Tucker contributes to humanity by sharing his “highly entertaining and thoroughly reprehensible” ( The New York Times ) adventures—where he gets excessively drunk at inappropriate times, disregards social norms, indulges every whim, ignores the consequences of his actions, mocks idiots and posers, and sleeps with more women than is safe or reasonable—in these new stories, not available anywhere else.

Funny, wildly entertaining, and unbelievably inappropriate, Assholes Finish First is an irresistible, debauchery-filled romp, told by a man with no regrets, and who remains dedicated to living life on his own terms.

Synopsis:

"Assholes Finish First" is Tucker Max's deliciously dirty collection of twenty-five true tales of sex, girls, and wildly

entertaining depravity.

Synopsis:

Well-known blogger and humorist Tucker Max presents his second collection of new and never-published short stories that chronicle his drunken sexual escapades.

Synopsis:

The best gift for the dudes and bros in your life: the fratire New York Times bestseller Assholes Finish First, featuring twenty-five new and exclusive stories by Tucker Max.

What do you do after you write a #1 bestselling book about your drunken, sexual misadventures that makes you rich and famous? Celebrate by getting more drunk and having insane amounts of sex, obviously. And pretty soon you’ve got another bestselling book on your hands.

Stuffed full of ridiculous stories of bad decisions, debauchery, and sexual recklessness, Assholes Finish First starts where I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell left off, then proceeds to “some next-level shit.”

You already know how women react to confidence, game, and vodka, but what happens when you add money and fame to the mix? You get answers to the hard questions you've never thought of asking:

• What’s it like to have sex with a midget? What about two midgets?

• What does it do to a man to watch a nineteen-year-old do wind sprints to sober up, so that she can have sex with you before her twin sister does?

• At what number of virgins does deflowering them stop being fun and start feeling like a job?

• When a girl you met three hours ago decides to tattoo your name on her body, what is the appropriate reaction?

The answers are inside, they are absurd and hilarious, and they are the product of one man's experiences:

His name is Tucker Max, and he is still an asshole.

Synopsis:

The #1 New York Times bestselling author of I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell and groundbreaking inventor of the “fratire” genre delivers his highly anticipated collection of 100% true, 100% exclusive stories of comically perverse excess.

Displaying a combination of keen intellect, mischievous humor, and relentless sex appeal, Tucker Max’s true first person accounts of his sexual and drunken exploits transport listeners into his comical, perverse, and often surreal world. And his fans have responded in droves. With his book I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell selling more than 1.2 million copies and spending more than 150 weeks on the bestselling list (and counting), not to mention the movie of the same name released on DVD in January 2010, there’s a clear indication that fans can’t resist raunchy tales of sex, booze, and mayhem from the leader in “fratire.”

In Assholes Finish First, Tucker contributes to humanity by sharing his “highly entertaining and thoroughly reprehensible” ( The New York Times ) adventures—where he gets excessively drunk at inappropriate times, disregards social norms, indulges every whim, ignores the consequences of his actions, mocks idiots and posers, and sleeps with more women than is safe or reasonable—in these new stories, not available anywhere else.

Funny, wildly entertaining, and unbelievably inappropriate, Assholes Finish First is an irresistible, debauchery-filled romp, told by a man with no regrets, and who remains dedicated to living life on his own terms.

About the Author

Tucker Max received his BA with highest honors from the University of Chicago in 1998, and attended Duke Law School on an academic scholarship, where he graduated with a JD in 2001. His first book, "I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell," is a #1 NY Times Best Seller, has spent over 150 weeks on the NY Times Best Seller List over five calendar years, and has sold over 1 million copies. He has also been credited with being the originator and leader of the literary genre, "fratire," and was nominated to Time Magazine's 100 Most Influential List in 2009. He currently lives in Austin, Texas, and can be reached through his website, TuckerMax.com.Tucker Max received his BA with highest honors from the University of Chicago in 1998, and attended Duke Law School on an academic scholarship, where he graduated with a JD in 2001. His first book, "I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell," is a #1 NY Times Best Seller, has spent over 150 weeks on the NY Times Best Seller List over five calendar years, and has sold over 1 million copies. He has also been credited with being the originator and leader of the literary genre, "fratire," and was nominated to Time Magazine's 100 Most Influential List in 2009. He currently lives in Austin, Texas, and can be reached through his website, TuckerMax.com.

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20100928
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"Synopsis" by , "Assholes Finish First" is Tucker Max's deliciously dirty collection of twenty-five true tales of sex, girls, and wildly

entertaining depravity.

"Synopsis" by , Well-known blogger and humorist Tucker Max presents his second collection of new and never-published short stories that chronicle his drunken sexual escapades.
"Synopsis" by , The best gift for the dudes and bros in your life: the fratire New York Times bestseller Assholes Finish First, featuring twenty-five new and exclusive stories by Tucker Max.

What do you do after you write a #1 bestselling book about your drunken, sexual misadventures that makes you rich and famous? Celebrate by getting more drunk and having insane amounts of sex, obviously. And pretty soon you’ve got another bestselling book on your hands.

Stuffed full of ridiculous stories of bad decisions, debauchery, and sexual recklessness, Assholes Finish First starts where I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell left off, then proceeds to “some next-level shit.”

You already know how women react to confidence, game, and vodka, but what happens when you add money and fame to the mix? You get answers to the hard questions you've never thought of asking:

• What’s it like to have sex with a midget? What about two midgets?

• What does it do to a man to watch a nineteen-year-old do wind sprints to sober up, so that she can have sex with you before her twin sister does?

• At what number of virgins does deflowering them stop being fun and start feeling like a job?

• When a girl you met three hours ago decides to tattoo your name on her body, what is the appropriate reaction?

The answers are inside, they are absurd and hilarious, and they are the product of one man's experiences:

His name is Tucker Max, and he is still an asshole.

"Synopsis" by , The #1 New York Times bestselling author of I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell and groundbreaking inventor of the “fratire” genre delivers his highly anticipated collection of 100% true, 100% exclusive stories of comically perverse excess.

Displaying a combination of keen intellect, mischievous humor, and relentless sex appeal, Tucker Max’s true first person accounts of his sexual and drunken exploits transport listeners into his comical, perverse, and often surreal world. And his fans have responded in droves. With his book I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell selling more than 1.2 million copies and spending more than 150 weeks on the bestselling list (and counting), not to mention the movie of the same name released on DVD in January 2010, there’s a clear indication that fans can’t resist raunchy tales of sex, booze, and mayhem from the leader in “fratire.”

In Assholes Finish First, Tucker contributes to humanity by sharing his “highly entertaining and thoroughly reprehensible” ( The New York Times ) adventures&#8212;where he gets excessively drunk at inappropriate times, disregards social norms, indulges every whim, ignores the consequences of his actions, mocks idiots and posers, and sleeps with more women than is safe or reasonable&#8212;in these new stories, not available anywhere else.

Funny, wildly entertaining, and unbelievably inappropriate, Assholes Finish First is an irresistible, debauchery-filled romp, told by a man with no regrets, and who remains dedicated to living life on his own terms.

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