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NOW A MAJOR MOTION PICTURE

STOP.

You should not have touched this book with your bare hands.

NO, dont put it down. Its too late.

Theyre watching you.

My name is David Wong. My best friend is John. Those names are fake. You might want to change yours.

You may not want to know about the things youll read on these pages, about the sauce, about Korrok, about the invasion, and the future. But its too late. You touched the book. Youre in the game. Youre under the eye.

The only defense is knowledge. You need to read John Dies at the End, to the end. Even the part with the bratwurst. Why? You just have to trust me.

 

The important thing is this:

The drug is called Soy Sauce and it gives users a window into another dimension. 

John and I never had the chance to say no. 

You still do.

Unfortunately for us, if you make the right choice, well have a much harder time explaining how to fight off the otherworldly invasion currently threatening to enslave humanity.

            Im sorry to have involved you in this, I really am. But as you read about these terrible events and the very dark epoch the world is about to enter as a result, it is crucial you keep one thing in mind:

 

None of this is was my fault.

About the Author

DAVID WONG is the pseudonym of Jason Pargin, Senior Editor and columnist for humor megasite Cracked.com.

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Captain Formaggio, January 2, 2013 (view all comments by Captain Formaggio)
David Wong's book was hilarious, terrifying, and a bit of a mind warp. It was fun to read, thought provoking, and a wonderful adventure.
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ISBN:
9781250035950
Author:
Wong, David
Publisher:
Griffin
Subject:
Horror
Subject:
Humorous
Subject:
Horror - General
Copyright:
Series:
John Dies at the End
Series Volume:
1
Publication Date:
20121231
Binding:
TRADE PAPER
Language:
English
Pages:
496
Dimensions:
8.25 x 5.5 in 1 lb

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