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Butter My Butt and Call Me a Biscuit! 2013 Day-To-Day Calendar: And Other Country Sayings
Synopses & Reviews
Everyone is an expert these days. And even when they've got nothin' to say, they say it. So when the tweets grow tiresome, head back to the commonsense wisdom of the good ol' days. Each full-color page of the countrified Butter My Butt And Call Me A Biscuit! 2013 Day-to-Day Calendar imparts a time-tested nugget of truth guaranteed to make even the most jaded among us crack a smile. Here are some examples:
* When things aren't going your way, you might say . . . If it was rainin' soup, they'd hand me a fork.
* To a friend who was complaining about his day, you might say . . . You woke up breathin', so it ain't a complete loss.
* She's nuttier than a squirrel's cheeks in October.
About the Author
Allan Zullo is the author or coauthor of nearly 100 nonfiction books, including the books in the best-selling Amazing But True series. He lives in Fairview, North Carolina. Gene Cheek, a born and bred Tar Heel, lives in Swannanoa, North Carolina.
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