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Ninja Burger: Honorable Employee Handbookby Michael Fiegel
Synopses & ReviewsPublisher Comments:The hilarious companion to the hit website, Ninja Burger is a behind-the-scenes look at the stealthiest burger joint in the world. Packed with the clever humor that has made the site so hugely popular, this most honorable handbook includes Ninja Burger basic training, tips and guidelines, such as: - If customers have complaints, DO NOT kill them. This is very important. A dead customer is not a paying customer.- All Ninja who are preparing food must wash their hands after using the restroom or slaying enemies.- Anyone caught with a single weapon on the premises will be fired; your handbook clearly states that you must carry THREE weapons at all times. A clean workplace is a happy workplace.- Clean up after yourself if you spill food, beverages, or large quantities of the blood of your enemies.- Managers, owners, and board members are to be treated with respect. Always bow, use proper honorifics, and give them a few extra pickles. Synopsis:The hilarious companion to the hit Web site, "Ninja Burger" is a behind-the-scenes parody of corporate America. What Our Readers Are SayingBe the first to add a comment for a chance to win!Product Details
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