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My Horizontal Life: a Collection of One-night Stands


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ISBN13: 9781582346182
ISBN10: 1582346186
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So open and honest about who she was. Also very laugh out loud funny.
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I don't think this should be shelved in "Erotica". It's really more humor. It's a fun book that you could read in front of your grandmother.
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Handler, Chelsea
Bloomsbury Publishing PLC
Entertainment & Performing Arts
Man-woman relationships
Human Sexuality
Entertainment & Performing Arts - Actors & Actresses
Entertainment & Performing Arts - Comedians
Entertainment & Performing Arts - General
Personal Memoirs
Biography - General
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"Publishers Weekly Review" by , "Opening with a cute story from when she was seven and photographed her parents having sex, stand-up comedian Handler goes on to discuss the virtues of the one-night stand, which amount to having sex early enough so you're not months into a relationship before you discover he's into 'anal beads and duct tape.' She discusses her quest for sex with a 'black man,' which doesn't work out because the date she finds on ChocolateSingles.com has a penis so large, she 'would have had to be the size of the Lincoln Tunnel to accommodate that thing.' After him, there's a 'little midget,' but she sobers up before sleeping with him. Next come a number of would-be partners with penises too small to consider. Finally, there's a guy Handler does sleep with, only an embarrassing incident involving a 'giant skid mark' prevents her from seeing him again. By the end, Handler considers settling down with one man, which might actually net her more sex than these mostly unconsummated one-night stands. Anyone who laughs at the mere mention of vaginas and penises may find Handler's book almost as much fun as getting drunk and waking up in some stranger's bed. Agent, Michael Broussard Dupree. (June)" Publishers Weekly (Copyright Reed Business Information, Inc.)
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