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Deciding the next Decider: The 2008 Presidential Race in Rhyme

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The end of the Bush era is almost upon us, but that doesn't mean that Calvin Trillin can rest on his laurels. Returning to the form (and forum) that made bestsellers of Obliviously On He Sails and A Heckuva Job, the putative Bard of the Bush presidency trains his sights this year's presidential pageant.

From the early primary battles to the general election, Trillin recreates in verse all the lowlights of the endless campaign slog. From Mitt Romney's failed crusade, seen here in all its vacillating splendor (Those Massachusetts views he once embraced-/ The views that had been totally replaced / By views designed to make a case and vector it / Directly to the heart of this electorate) to the happening-in-slow-motion implosion of Hillary Clinton's stalled drive to the White House (Some pundits wrote that Hil's campaign might fare / A little better if Bill wasn't there.)

Though many may be gone, they're certainly not forgotten: The somnambulant Fred Thompson's and his misadventures in South Carolina (The pros said, 'That's a state he'd have to take' / And he just might, if he can stay awake.); the pious and pithy Mike Huckabee; elfin Dennis Kucinich (.,. whose frail appearance / suggested he'd not finished all his spinach.); and of course, the eventual nominees, John McCain and Barack Obama, who fought tirelessly for nothing less than the right to be the target of Trillin's pen for the next four-to-eight years.

Election 2008: Never have so many said so much in the pursuit of so little. And who better than Calvin Trillin to encapsulate in crystalline verse every vainglorious speech, flat-footed gaffe, blatant misstatement, and calculated pandering gesture of the manymen (and one woman) who knew in their hearts that only they could ably guide the Free World. It's all here (except for the issue of race, which as everybody knows, is not really an issue in twenty-first century America...). And it's so delightfully off-kilter that even the unhinged candidacy of Mike Gravel (.,.who seemed to revel / In being just a bubble off of level.) seemed the model of stability by comparison.

From the Hardcover edition.

Synopsis:

Returning to the form (and forum) that made bestsellers of "Obliviously On He Sails" and "A Heckuva Job," the putative Bard of the Bush presidency recreates in verse all the lowlights of this year's endless campaign slog.

Synopsis:

Displaying the form that made bestsellers of Obliviously On He Sails and A Heckuva Job, tales of the Bush Administration in rhyme, Calvin Trillin trains his verse on the 2008 race for the presidency.

Deciding the Next Decider is an ongoing campaign narrative in verse interrupted regularly by other poems, such as a country tune about John Edwards called “Yes, I Know He’s a Mill Worker’s Son, But There’s Hollywood in That Hair” and a Sarah Palin song about her foreign policy credentials: “On a Clear Day, I See Vladivostok.” It covers Mitt Romney’s transformation (“Mitt Romney’s saying now he should have known / A stem cell’s just a human, not quite grown”), the speculation about whether Al Gore was trimming down to run (“Presumably, they looked for photo ops / To see what Gore was stuffing in his chops”), the slow-motion implosion of Hillary Clinton’s drive to the White House (“Some pundits wrote that Hil’s campaign might fare / A little better if Bill wasn’t there”), and the differing responses of Barack Obama and John McCain to the financial crisis (“Though coolness has its limitations, it’ll / Prevent comparisons with Chicken Little”).

Beginning at the 2006 midterms, Deciding the Next Decider resurrects the nonstarters like George Allen (“He fit what’s often valued by the Right: / Quite cheerful, Reaganesque, and not too bright”) and the low-energy Fred Thompson (“The pros said, ‘That’s a state he has to take, / And he just might, if he can stay awake’ ”). And it carries through to the vote that made Barack Obama the forty-fourth president of the United States.

About the Author

Calvin Trillin, who became The Nation’s “deadline poet” in 1990, has also written verse on the events of the day for The New Yorker, The New York Times, and National Public Radio. His political beliefs are so colored by rhyme and meter that he once criticized Hillary Clinton for being “insufficiently iambic” and publicly advised against a presidential run by the governor of Illinois, Rod Blagojevich. He is the author of Obliviously on He Sails and A Heckuva Job.

Table of Contents

Let the Games Begin — The Almost Rans : Republicans — The Almost Rans : Democrats — Obama, Rising — Pacifying Preachers — Independentistas — Iowa on Their Mind — Show Me the Money — Republicans, All Shook Up — Huckabee, Rising — Democrats in Iowa — Iowa : Finally, Some Voting — Strategic Thinkers — Coming Out of Iowa — South Carolina : The Field Narrows — Just the Two of Us — Obama Descending — I Won't Quit. Don't Ask Me — Presumptive and Impure — Defining — World Tour — So Where's the Blowout? — Denver — St. Paul — Sizzle added — Fundamentals — Movement — More movement — The finish.

Product Details

ISBN:
9781588368720
Subtitle:
The 2008 Presidential Race in Rhyme
Publisher:
Random House
Author:
Trillin, Calvin
Author:
Calvin Trillin
Subject:
Humor : Topic - Political
Subject:
Poetry : American - General
Subject:
Topic - Political
Subject:
Presidents
Subject:
Presidential candidates
Subject:
Humorous poetry
Subject:
Presidential candidates -- United States.
Subject:
Presidents - United States - Election - 2008
Subject:
Political
Subject:
HUMOR / Parodies
Subject:
Humor-Political
Subject:
Humor-Politics and Business
Subject:
Journalism-Journalists
Subject:
Politics - General
Subject:
main_subject
Subject:
all_subjects
Publication Date:
20081125
Binding:
ELECTRONIC
Language:
English
Pages:
116

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Product details 116 pages Random House Publishing Group - English 9781588368720 Reviews:
"Synopsis" by , Returning to the form (and forum) that made bestsellers of "Obliviously On He Sails" and "A Heckuva Job," the putative Bard of the Bush presidency recreates in verse all the lowlights of this year's endless campaign slog.
"Synopsis" by , Displaying the form that made bestsellers of Obliviously On He Sails and A Heckuva Job, tales of the Bush Administration in rhyme, Calvin Trillin trains his verse on the 2008 race for the presidency.

Deciding the Next Decider is an ongoing campaign narrative in verse interrupted regularly by other poems, such as a country tune about John Edwards called “Yes, I Know He’s a Mill Worker’s Son, But There’s Hollywood in That Hair” and a Sarah Palin song about her foreign policy credentials: “On a Clear Day, I See Vladivostok.” It covers Mitt Romney’s transformation (“Mitt Romney’s saying now he should have known / A stem cell’s just a human, not quite grown”), the speculation about whether Al Gore was trimming down to run (“Presumably, they looked for photo ops / To see what Gore was stuffing in his chops”), the slow-motion implosion of Hillary Clinton’s drive to the White House (“Some pundits wrote that Hil’s campaign might fare / A little better if Bill wasn’t there”), and the differing responses of Barack Obama and John McCain to the financial crisis (“Though coolness has its limitations, it’ll / Prevent comparisons with Chicken Little”).

Beginning at the 2006 midterms, Deciding the Next Decider resurrects the nonstarters like George Allen (“He fit what’s often valued by the Right: / Quite cheerful, Reaganesque, and not too bright”) and the low-energy Fred Thompson (“The pros said, ‘That’s a state he has to take, / And he just might, if he can stay awake’ ”). And it carries through to the vote that made Barack Obama the forty-fourth president of the United States.

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