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Idjit Galoot has a problem. He escaped from his master's house for a brief romp around town, seeking out easy targets such as bitches in heat, fresh roadkill and unguarded garbage cans. When he returns to his house, the aged basset hound discovers that his master has packed up their belongings and moved to Florida without him.

Smashed, Squashed, Splattered, Chewed, Chunked and Spewed is the story of Idjit Galoot's ne'er do well owner and his efforts to work his way back to the dog that he loves. Along the way, Idjit's owner encounters Christian terrorists, swamp-dwelling taxidermists, carnies, a b-list poopie-groupie, bluesmen on the run from a trickster deity, and the Florida Skunk Ape.

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dsa0901, January 17, 2010 (view all comments by dsa0901)
What a fun ride! Anyone who reads Tim Dorsey or Carl Hiaasen will love this book. The protagonist isn't as bent as Dorsey's Serge, but his mishaps and choices will have you laughing your ass off. As a fan of Florida authors (I don't know why, perhaps I find them all to be a bit insane), Lance Carbuncle has been added to the list. One author, Christopher Moore, not a Floridian, also has this same style of writing.
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lei-lani, January 13, 2010 (view all comments by lei-lani)
This is the most twisted, funny, bizzare book... This is a fantastic first book from the Reverend Carbuncle, for anyone born in the 50's through late 70's, the references to everyday life from those eras will catch you off guard and have you laughing out loud (sometimes at the most inappropriate moments!! Sorry Dr. Kean's secretary) It doesn't take a vivid imagination to picture the characters as they travel through the pages, please, please someone make a movie of this book! Hard to pin down the style, this is truly a unique vision of one man's (hilarious) life. To whoever is on my Christmas list reading this, you know you will be getting his second book (Grundish & Askew)(if you've been nice)
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PrimevalWench, January 11, 2010 (view all comments by PrimevalWench)
One of the most creative books I've run across in a long time. All the profanity a person could hope for !! Love the footnotes !!
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ISBN:
9781602640436
Author:
Carbuncle, Lance
Publisher:
Virtualbookworm.com Publishing
Subject:
Humorous
Subject:
Humor : General
Copyright:
Publication Date:
20070831
Binding:
TRADE PAPER
Language:
English
Pages:
280
Dimensions:
8.00x5.00x.59 in. .67 lbs.

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"Synopsis" by , Idjit Galoot has a problem. He escaped from his master's house for a brief romp around town, seeking out easy targets such as bitches in heat, fresh roadkill and unguarded garbage cans. When he returns to his house, the aged basset hound discovers that his master has packed up their belongings and moved to Florida without him.

Smashed, Squashed, Splattered, Chewed, Chunked and Spewed is the story of Idjit Galoot's ne'er do well owner and his efforts to work his way back to the dog that he loves. Along the way, Idjit's owner encounters Christian terrorists, swamp-dwelling taxidermists, carnies, a b-list poopie-groupie, bluesmen on the run from a trickster deity, and the Florida Skunk Ape.

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