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Free for All: Oddballs, Geeks, and Gangstas in the Public Library
by Don Borchert

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Publisher Comments:

Mild-mannered librarian tells all in shocking new book!

Not long ago, the public library was a place for the bookish, the eggheaded, and the studious — often seeking refuge from a loud, irrational, crude, outside world. Today, libraries have become free-for-all entertainment complexes filled with rowdy teens, deviants, drugs, and even sex toys. Lockdowns and chaperones are often necessary.

What happened?

Don Borchert was a short-order cook, door-to-door salesman, telemarketer, and Christmas-tree-chopper before landing a job in a California library. He never could have predicted his encounters with the colorful kooks, touching adolescents, threatening bullies, and tricksters who fill the pages of this hilarious memoir.

In Free for All, Borchert offers readers a ringside seat for the unlikely spectacle of mayhem and absurdity that is business as usual at the public library. You'll see cops bust drug dealers who've set up shop in the men's restroom, witness a burka-wearing employee suffer a curse-ridden nervous breakdown, and meet a lonely, neglected kid who grew up in the library and still sends postcards to his surrogate parents — the librarians. In fact, from the first page of this comic debut to the last, you'll learn everything about the world of the modern-day library that you never expected.

Review:

"Jack-of-all-trades Borchert shares wholesome, guardedly witty dispatches from the suburban L.A. library system in this charming tell-all. For 12 years the family-man author has held the post of assistant librarian, keeping a wary eye on unruly kids, mollifying mystified parents and repairing sadly manhandled materials. Borchert relays a conversation with an aged librarian who reveals how it was in the good old days (staff lunches used to be served with wine), then contrasts that account with modern-day multicultural crayons and the preponderance of latchkey kids abandoned in the library for long, numbing afternoons. A few of the regular patrons are inspiring Renaissance types, but most are unsettling and unsavory, such as intensely reclusive crossword-puzzler Henry hounding the reference desk; loser Max looking futilely on the Internet for a South American wife; or the drug dealers working the restroom. From patrons who rack up hundreds of dollars in fines to missing pet rats and fist-fighting mothers, Borchert has seen it all, and his account gives a human interest spin to this undervalued profession." Publishers Weekly (Copyright Reed Business Information, Inc.)

Review:

"Although the library can be a hangout for teens and a place to stash kids, Borchert and colleagues smile when a cast-out teenager finds a haven in the library and blossoms. Borchert, it seems, did too." Library Journal

Review:

"Librarians have often recorded their stories of lives led in public service, but Borchert's vantage point from within the clerical staff gives his voice and perspective unique authority." Booklist

About the Author

Don Borchert was a short-order cook, door-to-door salesman, telemarketer, Christmas tree chopper, editor, publicist for a national music chain and sod-farm employee before becoming, to his edification and astonishment, a librarian in a California public library. He lives in suburban Los Angeles and this is his first book.

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bookends, April 13, 2008 (view all comments by bookends)
A rare insight from the other side of the library desk. I pity the poor librarians who have to put up with the antics of fat over sugared children who don't read but want to play R rated video games on public internet access at the library, adults who wish to view pornography on public computers, homeless people who treat the library as a public shelter, and those people who mutilate, steal and deface PUBLIC library materials. This book is a real insight into the decline of reading in America and how librarians are treated today. Instead of dispensing information, they now are babysitters, internet policemen, and social workers.
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Bookwomyn, January 27, 2008 (view all comments by Bookwomyn)
I agree with the librarian reviewer ... good but not great. I have a friend who is a librarian so also had some insights into the daily world of librarians so maybe I too am not the best reviewer for this book. However, it amused in the beginning and then flailed and failed to hold my interest. I never got around to doing a review, I guess because the book is not compelling and I tend to only review books that I do love - or at least finish. I hope though that it makes others aware of how put-upon our librarians are - with homeless and mentally ill seeking sanctuary in our libraries and parents dumping their children for 'free child care.' I think we ask way too much of our librarians and they graciously serve our communities in more ways than is intended. I'm a daily user of library services and applaud them heartily and those who work there.
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titianlibrarian, January 21, 2008 (view all comments by titianlibrarian)
It's been slow at the library these past two days. Everyone's out doing last-minute shopping, the kids are at home recovering from the last week of school, and nobody's got any nagging reference questions on their mind right now. So I finished this at work today. Good but not great. Well-written but not too insightful. If you're outside the library profession you might be tickled by some of his musings, but for those in the industry it's pretty run-of-the-mill stuff.
Wow. I just reread myself--I don't mean to be so tough on the poor guy. It's a quick read that was compelling enough to finish, with lots of cute anecdotes. Enjoy!
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Product Details

ISBN:
9781905264124
Subtitle:
Oddballs, Geeks, and Gangstas in the Public Library
Author:
Borchert, Don
Publisher:
Virgin Books
Subject:
Topic - Adult
Subject:
Public libraries
Subject:
California
Subject:
Specific Groups - General
Subject:
Library & Information Science
Subject:
Form - Anecdotes
Publication Date:
November 2007
Binding:
Hardcover
Language:
English
Pages:
223
Dimensions:
8.54x6.04x.90 in. .81 lbs.