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Dear Dumb Diary #01: Let's Pretend This Never Happened

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Publisher Comments:

Take a peek inside the diaries of Jamie Kelly! She's cool (sometimes), nice (mostly), and funny (always). Kid-friendly humor and art, along w/JKBenton's signature style make this series a standout!

Read the hilarious, candid (and sometimes mean) diaries of Jamie Kelly, who promises that everything in her diary is true...or at least as true as it needs to be. In this book, Jamie contends with Angeline, the school's prettiest, most popular girl (who Jamie thinks is a goon!) and the impending visit of her troll-like little cousin. Will Jamie survive? Will she go mad? Will she send her mom's nasty casserole to starving children in Wheretheheckistan? You'll just have to read the first installment of Dear Dumb Diary to find out!

Review:

"Benton's Dear Dumb Diary series gets off to a shaky start with this trite tale told in diary format. In daily entries, each starting with the title salutation, Jamie Kelly vents repeatedly on several topics. A die-cut cover shows the heroine, and when readers lift it, they get a preview of the themes to be introduced in the coming pages. The primary target of Jamie's tirades is her middle-school nemesis: pretty, popular, perky Angeline, who 'is so perfect that the word 'perfect' is probably not perfect enough for her. One day they'll probably have to invent another word for her and when they do I hope it rhymes with vomit or turd because I think I have a good idea for a song if they do.' Jamie also gripes about her mother's abysmal cooking (one night she makes 'some sort of mushy noodley stuff... that tasted almost exactly like socks smell') and her less than luxurious locks, which she tries to dye Angeline's shade but instead it 'came out the exact color of raw chicken.' Though the feisty diarist makes the occasional funny observation, more often her stabs at humor miss their mark or are so protracted that the comic moment fizzles. Inane, sketchy illustrations do little to fortify the tale. Ages 8-12. (July)" Publishers Weekly (Copyright 2004 Reed Business Information, Inc.)

About the Author

Jim Benton is a New York Times bestselling author and the creator of many licensed properties, including the hugely successful It's Happy Bunny. He's created a kids' TV series, designed clothing, and written books, such as the Franny K. Stein series and the bestselling Dear Dumb Diary series. Jim lives in Bloomfield, Michigan with his spectacular wife and kids. Visit him online at www.jimbenton.com and on Twitter at @JimBenton.

Product Details

ISBN:
9780439629041
Author:
Benton, Jim
Publisher:
Scholastic Paperbacks
Subject:
Children's 4-8 - Fiction - General
Subject:
Children's 9-12 - Fiction - General
Subject:
Social Situations - Friendship
Subject:
Humorous Stories
Subject:
Social Situations - General
Subject:
Situations / Friendship
Subject:
Social Issues - General
Subject:
Schools
Subject:
Children s humor
Copyright:
Edition Description:
Mass Market Paperbound
Series:
Dear Dumb Diary
Series Volume:
01
Publication Date:
20040731
Binding:
MASS MARKET
Grade Level:
from 4 up to 7
Language:
English
Illustrations:
YES
Pages:
129
Dimensions:
7.63 x 5.25 in
Age Level:
04-07

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Product details 129 pages Scholastic Paperbacks - English 9780439629041 Reviews:
"Publishers Weekly Review" by , "Benton's Dear Dumb Diary series gets off to a shaky start with this trite tale told in diary format. In daily entries, each starting with the title salutation, Jamie Kelly vents repeatedly on several topics. A die-cut cover shows the heroine, and when readers lift it, they get a preview of the themes to be introduced in the coming pages. The primary target of Jamie's tirades is her middle-school nemesis: pretty, popular, perky Angeline, who 'is so perfect that the word 'perfect' is probably not perfect enough for her. One day they'll probably have to invent another word for her and when they do I hope it rhymes with vomit or turd because I think I have a good idea for a song if they do.' Jamie also gripes about her mother's abysmal cooking (one night she makes 'some sort of mushy noodley stuff... that tasted almost exactly like socks smell') and her less than luxurious locks, which she tries to dye Angeline's shade but instead it 'came out the exact color of raw chicken.' Though the feisty diarist makes the occasional funny observation, more often her stabs at humor miss their mark or are so protracted that the comic moment fizzles. Inane, sketchy illustrations do little to fortify the tale. Ages 8-12. (July)" Publishers Weekly (Copyright 2004 Reed Business Information, Inc.)
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