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1001 Funniest Things Ever Said (1001)by Steven D Price
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Here are a thousand and one laugh-out-loud quotes, quips, and jokes, all in one packed-to-the-brim volume. Yes, folks, sit back and enjoy this collection of inadvertent gaffes, thigh-slappers, puns, and everything and anything else that'll tickle your funny bone. Theres something old, something new, something stolen, and something blue . . . from favorite comedians, sports and political figures, and literary wits. There are even giggles for the kids and groaners for the grown-ups, including:
"I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry." --Rita Rudner
"I don't know if its good for baseball, but it sure beats the hell out of rooming with Phil Rizzuto." --Yogi Berra on being told that Joe DiMaggio was to marry Marilyn Monroe
"If you don't stand for anything, you don't stand for anything! If you don't stand for something, you don't stand for anything." --President George W. Bush
"I made my money the old-fashioned way. I was very nice to a wealthy relative right before he died." --Malcolm Forbes
Here are a thousand and one laugh-out-loud quotes, quips and jokes, all in one packed volume. From politicians to sports legends, Hollywood stars to Miss USA contestants, comedians are not the only ones tickling our funny bones and showing us the lighter side of life.
*Great impulse buy
*The 1001 Series books are Lyons Press bestsellers
Steven D. Price, a consulting editor of The Lyons Press, is the author of thirty books including 1001 Dumbest Things Ever Said, 1001 Insults, Put-Downs, and Comebacks, The Best Advice Ever Given, and The Quotable Horse Lover.
A collection of the greatest witticisms from the world of politics, show business, sports, and anywhere else people can get a good laugh.
About the Author
Steven D. Price, a consulting editor of the Lyons Press, is the author of twenty-five books, among them the riotously funny companion volume, 1001 Dumbest Things Ever Said. He lives in New York City.
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