ESPN Guide to Psycho Fan Behavior

Ever wonder how to brainwash your infant so he doesn't grow up to root, root, root for a rival team? How to goad a basketball player into missing a crucial free throw? How to tear down a goalpost? Do you know the ABCs of body paint? If not, fear not: Warren St. John has recruited an all-star team of fanatics to help you help your team. Guaranteed to raise your performance to a truly insane level. ESPN Guide to Psycho Fan Behavior is packed with professional tips, informative illustrations and real-life fanecdotes. Learn to kidnap a mascot, swipe a home-run ball from a bleacher bum, and keep on running after you've been Tasered. With sideline reporting and expert analysis from CollegeHumor.com writers Amir Blumenfeld and Ethan Trex, and from Spencer Hall, who writes the blog Every Day Should Be Saturday under the name Orson Swindle, this one-of-a-kind survival manual is the surest way to guarantee that you excel in every game situation--home or away, rain or shine, front row or nosebleed seats.

Packed with professional tips, informative illustrations, and real-life "fanecdotes," this one-of-a-kind survival manual is the surest way to guarantee that sports fans excel in every game situation--home or away, rain or shine, front row or nosebleed seats.

Guaranteed to raise your performance to a truly insane level, "ESPN Guide to Psycho Fan Behavior" is packed with professional tips, informative illustrations and real-life "fanecdotes,"

Ever wondered, how to brainwash your infant so he or she doesn???t grow up to pull fora rival team? Or, how to tear down a goalpost? Do you follow the ???A, B, Cs of body paint??? and do you know the best ways to getting autographs from your favorite sports heroes? If you don???t, you won???t stand a chance in world of professional fans and the minds of Warren St. John and the folks from CollegeHumor.com are offering help. ESPN Guide to Psychotic Fan Behavior is a laugh out loud humor book in the style of The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook series, that will give sports fans all the information they need to perform at a truly insane level. Never go to the stadium without it and never let the games be the same again