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Way off the Road: Discovering the Peculiar Charms of Small Town America

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“To say it very simply, freezer burn may very well have set in.” —neighbor on the frozen dead guy kept on ice in a backyard shed in Nederland, Colorado.

“Everybody loves a parade; we were just geographically challenged.” —David Harrenstein, organizer of a parade in tiny Whalan, Minnesota, where viewers are in motion and the “marchers” stand still.

“We haven’t lost anyone off these switchbacks in at least ten days” —Mailman Charlie Chamberlain, leading us on horseback 2,500 feet down the sheer walls of the Grand Canyon.

“Ours are the finest cow chips in the world today,” —Kirk Fisher, enthusiast, in Beaver, Oklahoma, world cow-chip capital and cow- chip exporter.

“We live out in the middle of the corn and bean fields, and there’s not a whole lot to get excited about, you know?”—Dan Moretz, on celebrating the day the sun sets in the middle of the railroad tracks in Hanlontown, Iowa.

“It’s like drilling for oil; sometimes you come up dry.” —Gay Balfour, who sucks problematic prairie dogs out of the ground with a sewer vacuum in Cortez, Colorado.

“All you have to do is beat the flies to it,” —Michael “Roadkill” Coffman on the secrets of cooking with roadkill outside Lawrence, Kansas.

“I ain’t gonna brake til I see God!” —driver named “Red Dog,” taking the track at a figure-eight school bus race in Bithlo, Florida.

“It’s a gift; you either got it or you don’t.” —Lee Wheelis, world watermelon-seed-spitting champion, Luling, Texas.

“I am the mayor, the board, the secretary-treasurer, the librarian, the bartender —that’s my most important title —the cook, the floor sweeper, the police chief, and I have the books for the cemetery, if someone wants to buy a plot.” —Elsie Eiler, the sole citizen of Monowi, Nebraska.

Celebrated roving correspondent for CBS News Sunday Morning and bestselling author Bill Geist serves up a rollicking look at some small-town Americans and their offbeat ways of life.

“In rural Kansas, I asked our motel desk clerk for the name of the best restaurant in the area. After mulling it over, he answered: ‘I'd have to say the Texaco, 'cuz the Shell don't have no microwave.’”

Throughout his career, Bill Geist’s most popular stories have been about slightly odd but loveable individuals. Coming on the heels of his 5,600-mile RV trip across our fair land is Way Off the Road, a hilarious and compelling mix of stories about the folks featured in Geist’s segments, along with observations on his twenty years of life on the road. Written in the deadpan style that has endeared him to millions, Geist shares tales of eccentric individuals, such as the ninety-three-year-old pilot-paperboy who delivers to his far-flung subscribers byplane; the Arizona mailman who delivers mail via horseback down the walls of the Grand Canyon; the Muleshoe, Texas, anchorwoman who delivers the news from her bedroom (occasionally wearing her bathrobe); and the struggling Colorado entrepreneur who finds success employing a sewer vacuum to rid Western ranchers of problematic prairie dogs. Geist also takes us to events such as the Mike the Headless Chicken Festival (celebrating an inspiring bird that survived decapitation, hired an agent, and went on the road for eighteen months) and Sundown Days in Hanlontown, Iowa, where the town marks the one day a year when the sun sets directly between the railroad tracks

Along the wacky and wonderful way, Geist shows us firsthand how life in fly-over America can be odd, strangely fascinating, hysterical, and anything but boring.

Synopsis:

The best-selling author of Little League Confidential describes his 5,600-mile RV odyssey across America, along with the eccentric individuals, unusual places, and offbeat celebrations and events he encountered on his journey, from a ninety-three-year-old pilot paperboy to the Mike the Headless Chicken Festival in Fruita, Colorado. 75,000 first printing.

Synopsis:

The author describes his 5,600-mile RV odyssey across America, along with the eccentric individuals, unusual places, and offbeat celebrations and events he encountered on his journey.

About the Author

BILL GEIST is an Emmy Award–winning correspondent and commentator for CBS News, appearing weekly on CBS News Sunday Morning and contributing to other programs such as the CBS Evening News and 48 Hours, as well as to CBS Sports coverage of the Olympic Games, the SuperBowl, the World Series, and the Final Four. He is the bestselling author of six previous books: Little League Confidential; The Big Five-Oh! —Fearing, Facing, and Fighting 50; City Slickers; Fore! Play (it’s about golf); Monster Trucks and Hair-in-a-Can —Who Says America Doesn’t Make Anything Anymore?; and The Zucchini Plague and Other Tales of Suburbia. Geist and his wife, Jody, have two children, Willie and Libby, and live in New York City.

Table of Contents

Standstill parade: Whalan, Minnesota — The flying paperboy: Loyalton, California — Prairie dog suckers: Cortez, Colorado — The church of the holy BBQ: Huntsville, Texas — Frozen dead guy: Nederland, Colorado — [Flying there] — The land of lost luggage!: Scottsboro, Alabama — Red rails in the sunset: Hanlontown, Iowa — The home of the range: Greenwood, Mississippi — The alien highway: Rachel, Nevada — Bombsville: McAlester, Oklahoma — Illegal porch furniture: Wilson, North Carolina — [Staying there] — The cow photographer: New Glarus, Wisconsin — Population: Elsie: Monowi, Nebraska — Figure 8 school bus racing: Bithlo, Florida — Mike the headless chicken: Fruita, Colorado — The mule train mailman: Supai, Arizona — [Eating there] — Roadkill, the man, and other gourmands: Outside of town, Kansas — The tourist harvest: Olney, Illinois (et al.) — Silver surfer: San Onofre, California — The museum of towing: Chattanooga, Tennessee — Boat church and other outdoor sports sects: Syracuse, Indiana (et al.) — Flamingos in paradise: Celebration, Florida — [Driving there] — Whores and Windex: Pahrump, Nevada — Moonburgers: Moonshone, Illinois — Watermelon capital of the world: Luling, Texas — The nation's icebox: International Falls, Minnesota — The holy grail of roadside attractions: Cawker City, Kansas (et al.) — The Napa Valley of cow chips: Beaver, Oklahoma.

Product Details

ISBN:
9780767927765
Subtitle:
Discovering the Peculiar Charms of Small-town America
Publisher:
Broadway Books
Author:
Geist, Bill
Author:
Bill Geist
Author:
William Geist
Author:
Geist, William
Subject:
Travel : General
Subject:
American wit and humor
Subject:
City and town life
Subject:
United States - 20th Century
Subject:
Form - Anecdotes
Subject:
General
Subject:
United States - General
Subject:
Essays & Travelogues
Subject:
General Travel
Subject:
Americana-General
Subject:
Audio Books-Humor
Subject:
Audio Books-Travel
Subject:
Humor-Narrative
Subject:
Travel - U.S. - General
Subject:
Travel Writing-General
Subject:
TRAVEL / General
Subject:
main_subject
Subject:
all_subjects
Publication Date:
20070515
Binding:
ELECTRONIC
Language:
English
Pages:
240

Related Subjects

Arts and Entertainment » Humor » Anecdotes
Arts and Entertainment » Humor » General
History and Social Science » Americana » General
History and Social Science » Sociology » General
History and Social Science » Sociology » Urban Studies » General
Travel » General
Travel » North America » United States » General
Travel » Travel Writing » General

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"Synopsis" by , The best-selling author of Little League Confidential describes his 5,600-mile RV odyssey across America, along with the eccentric individuals, unusual places, and offbeat celebrations and events he encountered on his journey, from a ninety-three-year-old pilot paperboy to the Mike the Headless Chicken Festival in Fruita, Colorado. 75,000 first printing.
"Synopsis" by , The author describes his 5,600-mile RV odyssey across America, along with the eccentric individuals, unusual places, and offbeat celebrations and events he encountered on his journey.
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