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The Vampire Seduction Handbook: A Guide to the Ultimate Romantic Adventure

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Women daring and lucky enough to discover romance with a vampire claim to enjoy the most intense love and sex of their lives. But how do you find a vampire of your very own? And just how do you get him interested in ravishing you within an inch of your life? Will the ecstasy of the coupling be worth the inherent risks of vampire love—the risks of drinking your blood, the risks of secrecy, and the risks of betrayal?   

At last, this step-by-step guide will help women the world over to experience the pleasures of vampire romance. Youll learn why these creatures make the best lovers (stamina, overpowering strength, and deep appreciation of women) and the best places to find a vampire and, no, its not in graveyards. Once youve been initiated into the realm of human-vampire sex, youll want to know about vampire turn-ons, games vampires play, dealing with jealousy, and finally, whether or not to consider becoming a vampire yourself. Author and vampire Luc Richard Ballion reveals his tricks on balancing blood-play with physical thrills, and includes true descriptions of trysts across the ages, compatibility checklists, and an A-to-Z of troubleshooting. The result is a book you would die for. Really.

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For Twilight fans and beyond: the ultimate guide to love and sex, vampire-style.

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For fans of Stephenie Meyer's Twilight series and beyond comes the ultimate guide to love and sex, vampire-style. The result is a book to die for--literally. 36 color illustrations.

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For anyone who has been seduced by the Twilight series and the Southern Vampire series, here is the inside scoop on love, vampire style.

About the Author

Luc Richard Ballion was born in 1753. Wounded in the Revolutionary War, he awoke on the battlefield in a vampire's clutches. Since then, Luc has roved all across North America, the Caribbean, and Mexico, making love to hundreds of women and numerous female vampires.Scott Bowen, author of The Vampire Survival Guide, is the ghostwriter for Luc Richard Ballion and lives in Bucks County, Pennsylvania.

Product Details

ISBN:
9781602397460
Author:
Ballion, Luc Richard
Publisher:
Skyhorse Publishing
With:
Bowen, Scott
Illustrator:
Corbett, Liza
Author:
Bowen, Scott
Subject:
Topic - Relationships
Subject:
Vampires
Subject:
Sex
Subject:
American - General
Subject:
Form - Parodies
Subject:
Humor-Relationships
Copyright:
Edition Description:
Trade Paper
Series:
Zen of Zombie Series
Publication Date:
20091031
Binding:
TRADE PAPER
Grade Level:
General/trade
Language:
English
Illustrations:
36 color illustrations
Pages:
256
Dimensions:
7 x 5 x 1 in

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"Synopsis" by , For Twilight fans and beyond: the ultimate guide to love and sex, vampire-style.
"Synopsis" by , For fans of Stephenie Meyer's Twilight series and beyond comes the ultimate guide to love and sex, vampire-style. The result is a book to die for--literally. 36 color illustrations.
"Synopsis" by , For anyone who has been seduced by the Twilight series and the Southern Vampire series, here is the inside scoop on love, vampire style.
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