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How to Tell If Your Boyfriend Is the Antichrist: And If He Is, Should You Break Up with Him?

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TABLE OF CONTENTS

Introduction

How to Tell If Your Boyfriend Is . . .

     The Antichrist

     Obsessive-Compulsive

     A Closeted Homosexual

     Suffering from Amnesia

     A Pimp

     Actually Twins

     An Extraterrestrial

     A Commitment-phobe

     A Total Bastard

     Suffering from ADHD

     A Serial Killer

     An Enabler

     A Kleptomaniac

     A Robot

     A Scientologist

     A Trekkie

     A Hypochondriac

     A Slacker

     A Time Traveler from the Past

     A Misanthrope

     A Misogynist

     Actually a Woman

     In the Witness Protection Program

     Passive-Aggressive

     A Cult Leader

     Suffering from an Anxiety Disorder

     A Zombie

     A Polygamist

     An Ex-Convict

     Too Old for You

     A Rageaholic

     A Junkie

     An Illegal Alien

     Possessed by Demons

     A Workaholic

     A Pedophile

     A Bumpkin

     Suffering from Multiple Personality Disorder

     A Player

     A Fugitive from Justice

     Jealous

     A Hit Man

     Married with Children

     A Ghost

     An Alcoholic

     A Stalker

     A Psychic

     On Crystal Meth

     A Cross-Dresser

      A Nymphomaniac

     A Narcissist

     Addicted to Porn

     Bipolar

     A Mama’s Boy

     An Angel

     A Government-Trained Assassin

     Dyslexic

     A Renegade Cop

     Clinically Depressed

     Suffering from an STD

     Narcoleptic

     A Control Freak

     P-Whipped

     On Steroids

     A Homophobe

     A Compulsive Gambler

     A Gun Nut

     A Vampire

     Trying to Kill You

     Agoraphobic

     An Insufferable Bore

     A Crackhead

     A Pathological Liar

Index by Trait

Acknowledgments

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I have this book and sent one to my daughter. I am giving it as gifts even to the married people. Very funny, true and irreverent.
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Product Details

ISBN:
9781594741401
Author:
Carlin, Patricia
Publisher:
Quirk Books
Illustrator:
Miller, Michael
Author:
Miller, Michael
Subject:
Non-Classifiable
Subject:
Topic - Relationships
Subject:
Mate selection
Subject:
Dating (social customs)
Subject:
Love & Romance
Subject:
Humor-Relationships
Copyright:
Publication Date:
20070231
Binding:
HARDCOVER
Grade Level:
General/trade
Language:
English
Illustrations:
Y
Pages:
112
Dimensions:
6.2 x 4.8 x .7 in .4 lb

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Product details 112 pages Quirk Books - English 9781594741401 Reviews:
"Synopsis" by , When it comes to boyfriends, there's a fine line between quirks and severe personality disorders. In this irreverent guide, Carlin shows women how to identify the warning signs and advises whether it's safe to hang on to these guys — or to quickly and safely dump them.
"Synopsis" by , Boyfriend From Hell or Perfect Angel?

 

Your days of dating liars, cheaters, and total scumbags are over! Here are identifying characteristics for more than 70 potential boyfriends, along with advice about who to keep and who to kick to the curb. Find out if your guy is:

 

     •  Married with Children

      •  A Cult Leader

     •  A Player

     •  An Extraterrestrial

     •  Actually Twins

     •  And Dozens More!

 

Includes a handy index of personality traits so you can quickly decipher the hidden meaning of all your boyfriend’s behaviors.

 

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