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The Handbook to Handling His Lordship

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Chapter One

 

The idiotic ways in which people deluded themselves, against all better reason and judgment, had long since ceased to surprise Nathaniel Stokes.

He, for instance, did not view a well-documented meeting in the middle of Hyde Park at the height of visiting hours as discreet. Neither would he have thought that wearing an enormous yellow hat and an unseasonably heavy cloak lent itself to being unnoticed, but then he hadnt arranged the rendezvous. That honor belonged to the elongated face and plucked triangular eyebrows beneath the hat. And the black-gloved fingers sticking out from the enormous black coachs window and beckoning him closer, spiderlike. Ah, very subtle.

Of course hed taken his own precautions in order to ensure that the residents of London in general, and Mayfair in particular, saw the portrait of him that he intended. Therefore, as he swung down from Blue, his dark gray gelding, he adjusted the pair of glass-lensed spectacles that bridged his nose and pulled his ebony cane from its well-fashioned holster in his saddle.

He needed neither, but required both. Or rather, his particular brand of hobby required, hed learned from careful observation, a certain air of both absentmindedness and trustworthy gravitas. Spectacles did that with a minimum of discomfort, while the cane made him look harmless—especially when accompanied by the slight limp that tucking a button into the bottom of his left boot elicited. No one else needed to know about the razor-sharp rapier tucked inside the ebony wood—but he knew about it. And how to use it.

“Lord Westfall,” the female beneath the hat whispered, ducking back into the shadowed recesses of the coach, “do join me.”

And then there was the largest part of his disguise. Nate found it ironic that Mayfairs blue bloods had found him worthy of hearing their darkest secrets only after hed become the Earl of Westfall—not because the title wasnt legitimately his, as an army of solicitors had deemed it to be—but because of all the disguises hed ever worn, this one of aristocrat had the illest fit. And it also seemed to be the only one he couldnt take off and set into the wardrobe at the end of the day.

Favoring his left leg, he stepped up into the carriage and pulled the door shut behind him. “Are you certain your reputation is safe with me, Lady Allister?” he asked with a smile, removing the dark blue beaver hat from his head and setting it on the posh leather seat beside him.

The dowager viscountess giggled, color touching her pale cheeks. “At my age I shall risk it,” she returned, still using the same conspiratorial whisper shed assumed for each of their half-dozen conversations. “Were you successful?”

Nate nodded, reaching into the wrong coat pocket and then the correct one to pull out an old, gold-rimmed ivory brooch. The carving was rather delicate, the silhouette of a young lady with an elongated face and high-piled, curling hair. “I leave it to you to decide if you wish to know where it was located,” he said, handing it into Lady Allisters black-gloved fingers.

“Oh, dear,” she said, gazing at the small thing before she curled her fingers around it and clutched it to her bosom. “I hate to be sentimental, but it is the only image I have remaining of my younger self. The fire took the portrait my father had commissioned. By Gainsborough himself, you know.”

“Its a lovely piece. The craftsmanship, and the subject, are remarkable.” That seemed to be what she wished to hear, anyway. As hed spent the past week looking at half a hundred of the things as he trailed one small brooch across central England, he wasnt certain how qualified he was to judge at the moment.

Light blue eyes lifted to meet his. “I will only ask this: Was it sold from my sons possession, or stolen?”

Hed discovered the answer to that question early on. Gambling debts and an overreaching lifestyle had rendered the current Viscount Allister with a less than desirable quantity of funds. As he looked at the damp eyes of Allisters doting mother, he settled his expression into a frown. “Stolen, Im afraid. A group of young brigands whove already been seen to justice for other crimes.”

The womans shoulders lowered. “Its as he said, then.” She cleared her throat. “And your fee, Westfall? You have certainly earned one.”

“Twenty-five pounds, as we agreed, my lady.”

“In exchange for your efforts and your discretion.”

And there the word was again, as rarely as it was actually spoken aloud. He couldnt imagine anyone else would care a fig whether Lord Allister had sold his mothers brooch or not, but shed convinced herself that her entire familys reputation rested on his silence. So be it. “Of course.”

She handed the coins into his hand, briefly gripping his fingers as she did so. “Thank you, Lord Westfall.”

Nate opened the coachs door. “And thank you, Lady Allister.” Then he grimaced for effect. “Ah, my hat.” Reaching back, he retrieved the last bit of his disguise and descended to the ground.

He stepped back as the coach rolled away. The first time a peer had asked him to find something, hed made the mistake of attempting to perform the deed gratis. After that had nearly sparked a duel with the fellow, hed realized his error. If he didnt ask a fee, that meant a client—as hed come to call them—owed him a favor. It meant that, however trivial the deed or misdeed, he held a piece of their privacy, their reputation, over them. Payment for services rendered made them even. And so whether he required the additional income or not, or whether the fee matched the efforts hed made or the expense hed truly gone to, he named a nominal price and they paid it. And the dearer the secret they felt the need to protect, the larger the price they demanded he ask.

Pocketing the blunt, he stowed his cane and swung back up on Blue. Whether the dowager viscountess believed his talk of the broochs travels or not, hed said what she wanted to hear. Sometimes that seemed to be of more import to his clients than the recovery of the missing item. It meant more lies heaped upon his head, but after the life hed lived and some of the tales hed told as a consequence, some of the truths hed told that cost mens lives, improving the character of someones son or cousin or uncle hardly made a dent.

The front door of Teryl House opened as he climbed the top step. “Welcome home, my lord,” Garvey said with a nod, stepping aside to allow him entry. “You have a letter on the hall table, and a caller in the morning room.”

Nate retrieved the missive and broke the wax seal. “Whos here?” he asked the butler as he unfolded the note to read through it. Evidently his younger brother had earned an enforced holiday from Oxford, the idiot. He barely glanced at the details; it wouldnt be the truth, anyway. That, he would have to learn from Laurie face-to-face.

“He didnt say, my lord.”

Ah, another one of those. Nodding, Nate shoved the letter into a pocket. “Send in some tea, will you? And well need a guest room made ready. Laurence is coming down early for the Season.”

“Very good, my lord. It will be splendid to have Master Laurence about again. Hes quite … lively.”

Nate wasnt certain that he would have used the same adjectives, but he had no intention of bantering with Garvey over whether lively and splendid or bothersome and complicated were the more appropriate terms. “Yes, it will,” he said aloud, and finished removing his gloves and hat to hand them over to the waiting butler.

Generally he preferred to know with whom he was conversing in advance of a meeting, but in all practicality such a thing was a luxury. And he did enjoy the process of discovery, after all. With that in mind he resettled his spectacles, tapped his cane on the floor, and pushed open the morning room door.

His caller stood before the front window, his gaze on the street beyond. With a swiftness bred from equal parts practice and necessity, Nate tallied him up—highly polished Hessian boots, a dark green coat of superfine and not a wrinkle or crease across the square shoulders, a large signet ring on his right hand, the stance of folded arms and braced feet. Neatly cut blond hair and the closest shave a face could have. A man accustomed to people looking at him, and one with money enough to appear in the manner he wished.

“Good afternoon,” Nate said aloud, pulling the door closed behind him.

The figure turned around, lidded dark eyes regarding him with the same thoroughness hed just used on his visitor. “Ive heard some things about you, Westfall,” the fellow finally said, in an accent that bespoke southwestern England. “Are they true?”

“Thats a rather broad canvas,” Nate returned in his best tone of cool, slightly distracted indifference. “Would you care to elaborate?”

“Certainly. Who am I?”

Ah, a test. At best he had only a passing acquaintance with his new peers. Given his visitors age, attire, and speech patterns, though, he would put the man as either Viscount Delshire or, taking into account his visitors obvious arrogance, the Marquis of Ebberling. Considering the way the fellow had arrived at the house without giving a name, however, coupled with the suspicion with which most of his clients regarded his powers of deduction, Nate only squinted one eye and adjusted his spectacles. “Have you lost your memory then, sir? Im acquainted with several competent physicians. I have a penchant for finding things, but a persons memories … Hm. That would be an interesting endeavor. Fascinating, even.”

“Never mind that. Im Ebberling—the Marquis of—and I wish to engage your … services.”

On occasion, Nate thought in passing as the tea arrived and he gestured Lord Ebberling to a chair, it would be pleasant to be surprised. The nice sort of surprise, though; not the firing-of-a-pistol-in-his-direction kind. Once the footman left, he poured himself a cup and dumped two sugars into the mix. “What is it youve lost, then, Ebberling?” he asked, noting that the marquis sat squarely in the center of the comfortable chair, his weight balanced and not an ounce of slouch in his posture.

Considering that hed once avoided being shot because hed noticed that his dinner companion kept one leg around the side of his chair rather than on the floor in front of him, Nate took account of everything. And from what he could tell, the marquis had lost something valuable. Vital, even. And he wasnt happy about going anywhere for assistance in locating it.

“What assurances do I have of your discretion, Westfall?” Lord Ebberling asked, ignoring the tea.

“I like finding things. The what and why of the task dont actually concern me. And since I wish to continue in my hobby of finding things, I have no intention of betraying the confidence of anyone who hires me. Does that suffice?”

For another moment the marquis eyed him. “I suppose it will have to. Very well, then. Five years ago, my wife hired a young lady to serve as a governess to my son, George. Three years ago a very valuable diamond necklace vanished from my wifes dressing table, along with the governess.”

“A stolen necklace,” Nate said with a nod. He was becoming a bit weary of hunting for misplaced jewelry, but Londons haut ton seemed to have very slippery fingers. “I think I can manage that.”

“That isnt quite everything,” the marquis countered, sitting forward an inch or two. “The afternoon Miss Newbury disappeared, my wife was killed in a riding accident.” He cleared his throat. “Actually, the horse returned to the stable without Katherine, and everyone went searching for her. We found her in a ditch, her neck broken. It was only afterward I realized that Miss Newbury hadnt been among the searchers. When I returned to the house, her things were gone, along with the necklace and the girl, herself.”

“So you think this Miss Newbury murdered Lady Ebberling?” Nate asked slowly, studying his client very carefully. Hands clenched, jaw tight, eyes lowered—anger. Deep anger that this governess had escaped without paying for her misdeeds.

“The physician said Katherines fall was possibly an accident. What I think is that something untoward occurred. Perhaps Katherine saw Miss Newbury with the gem, or … I dont know. But if you can find the diamond necklace, then perhaps you will also have located Rachel Newbury. And I would pay three thousand pounds to recover one or the other.”

Four years ago, Nates annual salary from the Crown had been three hundred pounds. Today, as the Earl of Westfall, his annual income was somewhere in the realm of eight thousand pounds. In theory he would have offered all of it to find the killer of his wife, certainly. But he would hope that the man he hired wouldnt accept it. “My lord, three thou—”

“And another five thousand pounds if you deliver her to me and allow me to contact the authorities.”

To Nate both that comment and the amount of blunt being offered spoke volumes. Ebberling wanted to find that woman very badly, and when he did, Miss Newbury would likely never reach the authorities. If Nathaniel meant to be squeamish, however, hed missed his chance a very long time ago. And he knew quite well that women were perfectly capable of being vicious and murderous. In some ways they were deadlier than their male counterparts, because who would suspect them of such foul deeds?

Above—or below—the morality of it all, the prospect of hunting down someone whod vanished into the shadows three years ago fascinated him. For Gods sake, he could use a damned challenge. He awoke some mornings with his mind feeling positively mossy.

“May I ask why youve decided to embark on this venture now?” he queried, settling his spectacles as he did when he wanted to look particularly unthreatening. “It has been three years, as you said.”

“I was patient for a very long time,” Ebberling replied, “waiting for Bow Street and the local magistrates to do their duty. But now Ive made plans to remarry. The idea that the woman who may have had something to do with Katherines death—who stole from me and betrayed my trust—is still somewhere in the world perhaps waiting to do harm to me and mine again is intolerable. I wont have that hanging over me any longer.”

It seemed as good an answer as any. “Ill need whatever information you can provide me about this Rachel Newbury. Age, appearance, breeding, education, birthplace—any of it could be the key to discovering her whereabouts,” he said after a moment. “And that of the necklace, as well.”

Ebberling nodded. “My wife hired her, of course, but I do know her present age would be somewhere between twenty-three and twenty-five years. She was a tall chit, with an air about her, as if she thought herself just a bit more clever than everyone else. Brown eyes, yellow hair that seemed to want to curl every which way, though she always wore it in a perfect knot at the back of her head. Pretty enough, I suppose, and very proper. And I recall that she had a fondness for strawberries and liked to ride. And read. She always had a book in her hands.”

Standing, Nate walked over to the writing desk and pulled free a piece of paper. “Im a fair hand at drawing,” he said, finding a pencil and taking a seat again. “Ill make an attempt at sketching her if youll guide me through it.”

“Excellent,” the marquis returned, finally reaching for a teacup. “Rycott said you were the man for the job.”

The name startled him. “Rycott?” he repeated, facing his new client. “Youre acquainted with Jack?”

“You mean do I know you served Wellington as a spy?” Ebberling countered, filling his cup and then moving over to the writing desk. “I have my connections. I required someone who could successfully complete this task. Jack Rycott said that would be you. And I havent seen or heard anything from you to cause me to doubt his opinion.” He gestured at the paper. “An oval face, as I recall.”

“So Rycott simply told you I worked for Wellington?” Nate said, setting down the pencil and using every bit of willpower he owned to keep from dropping the marquis and permanently silencing the man before he could go about wagging his tongue to anyone else. “I doubt that.”

“Very well, he didnt say it directly. In fact, he said hed heard that the new Earl of Westfall liked to find lost cats. And then he said, ‘Why a man would go from lions to cats I have no idea, but there you have it. Hell do you for the job. And then some. When I deduced the rest, he didnt deny it.”

Now that sounded like Jack Rycott. “I wont deny it either, then,” Nate said aloud, “though I will clarify that I consulted with Wellington during the war. Theres a large difference between tracking down a lion and going into a cage with one.” It sounded believable, anyway. “Cats—and females—are in my experience much more manageable.”

And given what the Marquis of Ebberling thought he knew, the sooner Nate could find this particular female and be done with it, the better. Then he could drive himself to Brighton and have a little chat with his former comrade and remind Colonel Rycott just how little he appreciated being gossiped about. Or mentioned at all, for that matter. Hed found and trapped and killed his share of lions. More than his share, according to the French. And now cats and females and the occasional piece of lost jewelry suited him just fine, thank you very much.

Once Ebberling was satisfied that the drawing accurately depicted Miss Rachel Newbury—or her image as of three years previously, anyway—the marquis handed over a hefty stack of blunt along with his address both in London and in Shropshires Ebberling Manor. Nate sat back and studied the pencil sketch. She was pretty, with that lifted-chin haughtiness Ebberling had described. In truth she could be anyone, residing anywhere in England. Given the supposition that she wouldnt want to be found, however, hed never encountered a better place to lose oneself than in the crowded streets of London.

A stranger in a small village would be noticed. People would ask questions. Rachel Newbury wouldnt want to answer questions, and she wouldnt want to be remembered. She would likely be employed in some quiet, nondescript occupation where she was unlikely to encounter anyone from her prior life—as a seamstress or a bakers helper, a shopkeepers assistant or even an old ladys companion.

Yellow-blond hair, brown eyes, haughty, and highly intelligent. Not much to begin with. But hed found people in Europe in the middle of a war. That had been a matter of life and death, of security for England. This would be fun.

The moment Lord Ebberling left the house, Nathaniel summoned his valet. “Franks, retrieve my saddlebag from the attic, will you? Ive a bit of traveling to do.”

The valet wrinkled his long nose. “My lord? How long will you be gone? I cant possibly pack such a small bag with adequate garb and your toiletries. Allow me to fetch you a proper valise.”

“A valise wont fit on my saddle,” Nathaniel returned, the stifling robes of earldom beginning to close on him again, not that theyd ever fit well. For Christs sake, until two years ago hed practically lived out of a saddlebag, acquiring additional things as necessary and discarding them once they were no longer needed. Evidently an aristocrat didnt pilfer shirts from clotheslines, however.

“Please reconsider, my lord. Wherever it is youre going, you will have need of pressed shirts and starched cravats. You—”

“Very well.” Cursing under his breath, Nathaniel motioned the servant toward the door. “One small valise. And tell Garvey Ill be taking the phaeton. To Shropshire and its environs, since Im evidently to inform people of my comings and goings now.”

From his expression, Franks didnt quite know how to respond to that, but Nate wasnt in the mood to explain himself. Hed done his duty by the Crown, and now he did his duty to his family by taking the title his cousin Gerard had vacated after falling from a boat in the Lake District. What grated was the remaining wish to do something for himself, something that he wished to do for his own curiosity and interest. At the moment, that was riding—no, driving now—to Shropshire and the neighboring villages to look for a trace of Miss Rachel Newbury. And by God, he meant to find her.

 

Copyright © 2013 by Suzanne Enoch

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Author:
Enoch, Suzanne
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St. Martin's Press
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Romance - Historical
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Romance - Regency
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Romance/Historical/Regency
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Series Volume:
4
Publication Date:
20130331
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Language:
English
Pages:
336
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6.75 x 4.125 in

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"Publishers Weekly Review" by , "The ladies of the Tantalus Club (Rules to Catch a Devilish Duke) are back in this forgettable Regency. Emily Portsman, one of the club's managers, has a secret: she's in hiding after witnessing a murder, having changed her name, dyed her hair, and not left the club's premises for two years. When Nathaniel Stokes, the Earl of Westfall, shows up at the club asking questions, Emily immediately suspects he is on her trail. Nate, of course, has no idea that Emily is the woman he seeks. Nate and Emily fall into a passionate affair and spar in and out of bed as they try to find out what the other knows. The plot is dragged down by heavy-handed emphasis on Nate's strong sense of fair play and their different class backgrounds (Emily is a commoner). However, fans will enjoy seeing past characters again as they cheer Nate and Emily all the way to their dramatic happy ending. (Apr.)" Publishers Weekly Copyright PWxyz, LLC. All rights reserved.
"Synopsis" by , THE HANDBOOK FOR HANDLING HIS LORDSHIP

SUZANNE ENOCHE

Emily Portsman has a secret, and three years ago she decided the best way to keep it would be to work at the Tantalus Club, a notorious gaming establishment for gentlemen. Its not the sort of work a beautiful, well-bred governess would ever consider—unless shes hiding from her past and a man who wants to destroy her present…

Nate Stokes, Earl of Westfall, is a supremely accomplished former spy more at home on Londons seedy streets than in any glittery ballroom. His peers know him only as a bookish fellow who can find anything—or anyone. When the Marquis of Ebberling hires him to find a murderess, Nates search leads him to the Tantalus Club and Emily Portsman. In a game where no one is who they seem and when every conversation is a deadly dance of trust and desire, the only thing Nate knows for sure is that once he gets Emily in his arms, he will never let go…

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“One of my very favorite authors.”—Julia Quinn

WHAT COULD BE MORE TEMPTING

Emily Portsman has a secret, and three years ago she decided the best way to keep it would be to work at the Tantalus Club, a notorious gaming establishment for gentlemen. Its not the sort of work a beautiful, well-bred governess would ever consider—unless shes hiding from her past and a man who wants to destroy her present…

THAN SURRENDERING TO LOVE?

Nate Stokes, Earl of Westfall, is a supremely accomplished former spy more at home on Londons seedy streets than in any glittery ballroom. His peers know him only as a bookish fellow who can find anything—or anyone. When the Marquis of Ebberling hires him to find a murderess, Nates search leads him to the Tantalus Club and Emily Portsman. In a game where no one is who they seem and when every conversation is a deadly dance of trust and desire, the only thing Nate knows for sure is that once he gets Emily in his arms, he will never let go…

“Always an eagerly anticipated pleasure.” —Christina Dodd

  

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