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Meat Is Allby Andrew Borgstrom
I saw none of it, the view within dependent upon the view without: I said none of it, wrote some of it, [SCOUT #1: We should thank Alice.] once, not since, but the meaning, the meandering, the barn I was told I was raised in, the open doors, the [SCOUT #2: We should thank Madison.] meaning of a deadbolt, a flaccid penis, locking our doors with the lack of an erection, the erector sets no one [SCOUT #3: We should invite them to this sausage party.] would steal, from the houses we treated like barns we lived in, the windows we painted our erections on, [SCOUT #4: Then it would be a real party.] the crude bandanna condoms, the lice in the pubic hair no one thought to shave
[FISHERMAN: I think it’s better if I don’t say anything.
SCOUT #5: I think a lot of things would be better that way.
SCOUT #6: Without the fisherman or with the girls?]
THE WRITING WILL BE REQUIRED, AND WRITTEN. [LEADER: What does the handbook say about this?] A BARN IS A SHAPE YOU CAN LIVE OR WRITE IN OR ON. [SCOUT #7: That you can make girls out of bandannas.] ALWAYS PACK A BANDANNA, AS IT CAN FUNCTION FOR ANYTHING UNPACKED OR FORGOTTEN.
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