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Of all the kids in the seventh grade at Camillo Junior High, there was one kid that Mrs. Baker hated with heat whiter than the sun. Me.

And let me tell you, it wasnt for anything Id done.

If it had been Doug Swieteck that Mrs.

Baker hated, it would have made sense. Doug Swieteck once made up a list of 410 ways to get a teacher to hate you. It began with “Spray deodorant in all her desk drawers” and got worse as it went along. A whole lot worse. I think that things became illegal around Number 167.

You dont want to know what Number 400 was, and you really dont want to know what Number 410 was. But Ill tell you this much: They were the kinds of things that sent kids to juvenile detention homes in upstate New York, so far away that you never saw them again. Doug Swieteck tried Number 6 on Mrs.

Sidman last year. It was something about Wrigley gum and the teachers water fountain (which was just outside the teachers lounge) and the Polynesian Fruit Blend hair coloring that Mrs.

Sidman used. It worked, and streams of juice the color of mangoes stained her face for the rest of the day, and the next day, and the next day—until, I suppose, those skin cells wore off.

Doug Swieteck was suspended for two whole weeks. Just before he left, he said that next year he was going to try Number 166 to see how much time that would get him.

The day before Doug Swieteck came back, our principal reported during Morning Announcements that Mrs. Sidman had accepted “voluntary reassignment to the Main Administrative Office.” We were all supposed to congratulate her on the new post. But it was hard to congratulate her because she almost never peeked out of the Main Administrative Office. Even when she had to be the playground monitor during recess, she mostly kept away from us. If you did get close, shed whip out a plastic rain hat and pull it on.

Its hard to congratulate someone whos holding a plastic rain hat over her Polynesian Fruit Blend-colored hair.

See? Thats the kind of stuff that gets teachers to hate you. But the thing was, I never did any of that stuff. Never. I even stayed as far away from Doug Swieteck as I could, so if he did decide to try Number 166 on anyone, I wouldnt get blamed for standing nearby.

But it didnt matter. Mrs. Baker hated me. She hated me a whole lot worse than Mrs. Sidman hated Doug Swieteck. I knew it on Monday, the first day of seventh grade, when she called the class roll—which told you not only who was in the class but also where everyone lived.

If your last name ended in “berg” or “zog” or “stein,” you lived on the north side. If your last name ended in “elli” or “ini” or “o,” you lived on the south side. Lee Avenue cut right between them, and if you walked out of Camillo Junior High and followed Lee Avenue across Main Street, past MacCleans Drug Store, Goldmans Best Bakery, and the Five & Ten-Cent Store, through another block and past the Free Public Library, and down one more block, youd come to my house—which my father had figured out was right smack in the middle of town.

Not on the north side. Not on the south side. Just somewhere in between. “Its the Perfect House,” he said.

But perfect or not, it was hard living in between. On Saturday morning, everyone north of us was at Temple Beth-El. Late on Saturday afternoon, everyone south of us was at mass at Saint Adelberts—which had gone modern and figured that it didnt need to wake parishioners up early. But on Sunday morning—early—my family was at Saint Andrew Presbyterian Church listening to Pastor McClellan, who was old enough to have known Moses. This meant that out of the whole weekend there was only Sunday afternoon left over for full baseball teams.

This hadnt been too much of a disaster up until now. But last summer, Ben Cummings moved to Connecticut so his father could work in Groton, and Ian MacAlister moved to Biloxi so his father could be a chaplain at the base there instead of the pastor at Saint Andrews—which is why we ended up with Pastor McClellan, who could have called Isaiah a personal friend, too. So being a Presbyterian was now a disaster. Especially on Wednesday afternoons when, at 1:45 sharp, half of my class went to Hebrew School at Temple Beth-El, and, at 1:55, the other half went to Catechism at Saint Adelberts.

This left behind just the Presbyterians—of which there had been three, and now there was one.


I think Mrs. Baker suspected this when she came to my name on the class roll.

Her voice got kind of crackly, like there was a secret code in the static underneath it.

“Holling Hoodhood,” she said.

“Here.” I raised my hand.

“Hoodhood.” “Yes.” Mrs. Baker sat on the edge of her desk.

This should have sent me some kind of message, since teacherss areeeent supposed to sit on the edge of their desks on the first day of classes. Theres a rule about that.

“Hoodhood,” she said quietly. She thought for a moment. “Does your family attend Temple Beth-El?” she said.

I shook my head.

“Saint Adelberts, then?” She asked this kind of hopefully.

I shook my head again.

“So on Wednesday afternoon you attend neither Hebrew School nor Catechism.” I nodded.

“You are here with me.” “I guess,” I said.

Mrs. Baker looked hard at me. I think she rolled her eyes. “Since the mutilation of “to guess” into an intransitive verb is a crime against the language, perhaps you might wish a full sentence to avoid prosecution-—something such as, ‘I guess that Wednesday afternoons will be busy after all.”

Thats when I knew that she hated me. This look came over her face like the sun had winked out and was not going to shine again until June.

And probably thats the same look that came over my face, since I felt the way you feel just before you throw up—cold and sweaty at the same time, and your stomachs doing things that stomachs arent supposed to do, and youre wishing—youre really wishing—that the ham and cheese and broccoli omelet that your mother made for you for the first day of school had been Cheerios, like you really wanted, because they come up a whole lot easier, and not yellow.

If Mrs. Baker was feeling like she was going to throw up too, she didnt show it. She looked down at the class roll.

“Mai Thi Huong,” she called. She looked up to find Mai This raised hand, and nodded. But before she looked down, Mrs.

Baker looked at me again, and this time her eyes really did roll. Then she looked down again at the roll. “Daniel Hupfer,” she called, and she looked up to find Dannys raised hand, and then she turned to look at me again. “Meryl Lee Kowalski,” she called. She found Meryl Lees hand, and looked at me again. She did this every time she looked up to find somebodys hand. She was watching me because she hated my guts.

I walked back to the Perfect House slowly that afternoon. I could always tell when I got there without looking up, because the sidewalk changed.

Suddenly, all the cement squares were perfectly white, and none of them had a single crack. Not one. This was also true of the cement squares of the walkway leading up to the Perfect House, which were bordered by perfectly matching azalea bushes, all the same height, alternating between pink and white blossoms. The cement squares and azaleas stopped at the perfect stoop—three steps, like every other stoop on the block—and then youre up to the two-story colonial, with two windows on each side, and two dormers on the second floor. It was like every other house on the block, except neater, because my father had it painted perfectly white every other year, except for the fake aluminum shutters, which were painted black, and the aluminum screen door, which gleamed dully and never, ever squeaked when you opened it.

Inside, I dropped my books on the stairs. “Mom,” I called.

I thought about getting something to eat. A Twinkie, maybe. Then chocolate milk that had more chocolate than milk.

And then another Twinkie. After all that sugar, I figured Id be able to come up with something on how to live with Mrs.

Baker for nine months. Either that or I wouldnt care anymore.

“Mom,” I called again.

I walked past the Perfect Living Room, where no one ever sat because all the seat cushions were covered in stiff, clear plastic. You could walk in there and think that everything was for sale, it was so perfect. The carpet looked like it had never been walked on—which it almost hadnt—and the baby grand by the window looked like it had never been played—which it hadnt, since none of us could. But if anyone had ever walked in and plinked a key or sniffed the artificial tropical flowers or straightened a tie in the gleaming mirror, they sure would have been impressed at the perfect life of an architect from Hoodhood and Associates.

My mother was in the kitchen, fanning air out the open window and putting out a cigarette, because I wasnt supposed to know that she smoked, and if I did know, I wasnt supposed to say anything, and I really wasnt supposed to tell my father.

And thats when it came to me, even before the Twinkie.

I needed to have an ally in the war against Mrs. Baker.

“How was your first day?” my mother said. “Mom,” I said, “Mrs. Baker hates my guts.” “Mrs. Baker doesnt hate your guts.” She stopped fanning and closed the window.

“Yes, she does.” “Mrs. Baker hardly knows you.” “Mom, its not like you have to know someone well to hate their guts. You dont sit around and have a long conversation and then decide whether or not to hate their guts. You just do. And she does.” “Im sure that Mrs. Baker is a fine person, and she certainly does not hate your guts.” How do parents get to where they can say things like this? There must be some gene that switches on at the birth of the firstborn child, and suddenly stuff like that starts to come out of their mouths. Its like they havent figured out that the language youre using is English and they should be able to understand what youre saying. Instead, you pull a string on them, and a bad record plays.

I guess they cant help it.

Right after supper, I went to the den to look for a new ally.

“Dad, Mrs. Baker hates my guts.” “Can you see that the television is on and that Im watching Walter Cronkite?” he said.

We listened to Walter Cronkite report on the new casualty figures from Vietnam, and how the air war was being widened, and how two new brigades of the 101st Airborne Division were being sent over, until CBS finally threw in a commercial.

“Dad, Mrs. Baker hates my guts.” “What did you do?” “I didnt do anything. She just hates my guts.” “People dont just hate your guts unless you do something to them. So what did you do?” “Nothing.” “This is Betty Baker, right?” “I guess.” “The Betty Baker who belongs to the Baker family.” See what I mean about that gene thing?

They miss the entire point of what youre saying.

“I guess she belongs to the Baker family,” I said.

“The Baker family that owns the Baker Sporting Emporium.” “Dad, she hates my guts.” “The Baker Sporting Emporium, which is about to choose an architect for its new building and which is considering Hoodhood and Associates among its top three choices.” “Dad . . .” “So, Holling, what did you do that might make Mrs. Baker hate your guts, which will make other Baker family members hate the name of Hoodhood, which will lead the Baker Sporting Emporium to choose another architect, which will kill the deal for Hoodhood and Associates, which will drive us into bankruptcy, which will encourage several lending institutions around the state to send representatives to our front stoop holding papers that have lots of legal words on them—none of them good—and which will mean that there will be no Hoodhood and Associates for you to take over when Im ready to retire?” Even though there wasnt much left of the ham and cheese and broccoli omelet, it started to want to come up again. “I guess things arent so bad,” I said.

“Keep them that way,” he said.

This wasnt exactly what I had hoped for in an ally.

There was only my sister left. To ask your big sister to be your ally is like asking Nova Scotia to go into battle with you.

But I knocked on her door anyway.

Loudly, since the Monkees were playing.

She pulled it open and stood there, her hands on her hips. Her lipstick was the color of a new fire engine.

“Mrs. Baker hates my guts,” I told her.

“So do I,” she said.

“I could use some help with this.” “Ask Mom.” “She says that Mrs. Baker doesnt hate my guts.” “Ask Dad.” Silence—if you call it silence when the Monkees are playing.

“Oh,” she said. “It might hurt a business deal, right? So he wont help the Son Who is Going to Inherit Hoodhood and Associates.” “What am I supposed to do?” “If I were you, Id head to California,” she said.

“Try again.” She leaned against her door. “Mrs.

Baker hates your guts, right?” I nodded.

“Then, Holling, you might try getting some.” And she closed her door.

That night, I read Treasure Island again, and I dont want to brag, but Ive read Treasure Island four times and Kidnapped twice and The Black Arrow twice. I even read Ivanhoe halfway through before I gave up, since I started The Call of the Wild and it was a whole lot better. I skipped to the part where Jim Hawkins is stealing the Hispaniola and hes up on the mast and Israel Hands is climbing toward him, clutching a dagger. Even so, Jims in pretty good shape, since hes got two pistols against a single dagger, and Israel Hands seems about to give in.

“Ill have to strike, which comes hard,” he says. I suppose he hates Jims guts right at that moment. And Jim smiles, since he knows hes got him. Thats guts.

But then Israel Hands throws the dagger, and its just dumb luck that saves Jim.

And I didnt want to count on just dumb luck.

Mrs. Baker eyed me all day on Tuesday, looking like she wanted something awful to happen—sort of like what Israel Hands wanted to happen to Jim Hawkins. It started first thing in the morning, when I caught her watching me come out of the Coat Room and walk toward my desk.

By the way, if youre wondering why a seventh-grade classroom had a Coat Room, it isnt because we werent old enough to have lockers. Its because Camillo Junior High used to be Camillo Elementary until the town built a new Camillo Elementary and attached it to the old Camillo Elementary by the kitchen hallway and then made the old Camillo Elementary into the new Camillo Junior High. So all the rooms on the third floor where the seventh grade was had Coat Rooms. Thats where we put our stuff—even though it was 1967 already, and we should have had hall lockers, like every other seventh grade in the civilized world.

So I caught Mrs. Baker watching me come out of the Coat Room and walk toward my desk. She leaned forward, as if she was looking for something in her desk. It was creepy.

But just before I sat down, I figured it out: Shed booby-trapped my desk—like Captain Flint would have. It all came to me in a sort of vision, the kind of thing that Pastor McClellan had sometimes talked about, how God sends a message to you just before some disaster, and if you listen, you stay alive. But if you dont, you dont. I looked at my desk. I didnt see any trip wires, so probably there werent any explosives. I checked the screws.

They were all still in, so it wouldnt fall flat when I sat down.

Maybe there was something inside.

Something terrible inside. Something really awful inside. Something left over from the seventh-grade biology labs last spring. I looked at Mrs. Baker again. She had looked away, a half-smile on her lips.

Really. Talk about guilt.

So I asked Meryl Lee Kowalski, who has been in love with me since she first laid eyes on me in the third grade—Im just saying what she told me—I asked her to open my desk first.

“How come?” she said. Sometimes even true love can be suspicious.

“Just because.” “‘Just because isnt much of a reason.” “Just because there might be a surprise.” “For who?” “For you.” “For me?” “For you.” She lifted the desk top. She looked under English for You and Me, Mathematics for You and Me, and Geography for You and Me. “I dont see anything,” she said.

I looked inside. “Maybe I was wrong.” “Maybe I was wrong,” said Meryl Lee, and dropped the desk top. Loudly. “Oh,” she said. “Sorry. I was supposed to wait until you put your fingers there.” Love and hate in seventh grade are not far apart, let me tell you.

At lunchtime, I was afraid to go out for recess, since I figured that Mrs. Baker had probably recruited an eighth-grader to do something awful to me. There was Doug Swietecks brother, for one, who was already shaving and had been to three police stations in two states and who once spent a night in jail. No one knew what for, but I thought it might be for something in the Number 390s—or maybe even Number 410 itself! Doug Swieteck said that if his father hadnt bribed the judge, his brother would have been on Death Row.

We all believed him.

“Why dont you go out for lunch recess?” said Mrs. Baker to me.

“Everyone else is gone.” I held up English for You and Me. “I thought Id read in here,” I said.

“Go out for recess,” she said, criminal intent gleaming in her eyes.

“Im comfortable here.” “Mr. Hoodhood,” she said. She stood up and crossed her arms, and I realized I was alone in the room with no witnesses and no mast to climb to get away.

I went out for recess.

I kept a perimeter of about ten feet or so around me, and stayed in Mrs.

Sidmans line of sight. I almost asked for her rain hat. You never know what might come in handy when something awful is about to happen to you.

Then, as if the Dread Day of Doom and Disaster had come to Camillo Junior High, I heard, “Hey, Hoodhood!” It was Doug Swietecks brother. He entered my perimeter.

I took three steps closer to Mrs.

Sidman. She moved away and held her rain hat firmly.

“Hoodhood—you play soccer? We need another guy.” Doug Swietecks brother was moving toward me. The hair on his chest leaped over the neck of his T-shirt.

“Go ahead,” called the helpful Mrs.

Sidman from a distance. “If you dont play, someone will have to sit out.” If I dont play, Ill live another day, I thought.

“Hoodhood,” said Doug Swietecks brother, “you coming or not?” What could I do? It was like walking into my own destiny.

Copyright © 2007 by Gary D. Schmidt.

Reprinted by permission of Clarion Books / Houghton Mifflin Company.

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Both The Wednesday Wars and the companion novel Okay for Now are fantastic middle grade reads. Schmidt has a way of finding hope in realistic and sometimes difficult situations. A perfect book for middle grade readers.
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A sweet coming-of-age book during the turbulent sixties.
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The opening sentence of this book made me laugh out loud, and the rest of the story was completely delightful. This story has it all: laughs, tears, fears and love. It's told from the main character's point of view and through his eyes we see his difficult father, his hippie sister, his loyal friends and his tough, caring teacher. The book is set in the 60's, and is full of interesting references to the war, to the protests, and the era itself. As I read this book, I kept stopping to reread parts aloud to my husband. It's that we'll written! Don't miss out on this super young adult novel.
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Schmidt, Gary D
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Schmidt, Gary D.
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"Synopsis" by , The Newbery and Printz honor-winning author of "Lizzie Bright and the Buckminster Boy" delivers a wonderfully witty and compelling novel about a teenage boy's mishaps and adventures over the course of the 1967-68 school year.
"Synopsis" by , In this Newbery Honor-winning novel, Gary D. Schmidt offers an unforgettable antihero. The Wednesday Wars is a wonderfully witty and compelling story about a teenage boys mishaps and adventures over the course of the 1967-68 school year in Long Island, New York.

Meet Holling Hoodhood, a seventh-grader at Camillo Junior High, who must spend Wednesday afternoons with his teacher, Mrs. Baker, while the rest of the class has religious instruction. Mrs. Baker doesnt like Holling—hes sure of it. Why else would she make him read the plays of William Shakespeare outside class? But everyone has bigger things to worry about, like Vietnam. His father wants Holling and his sister to be on their best behavior: the success of his business depends on it. But how can Holling stay out of trouble when he has so much to contend with? A bully demanding cream puffs; angry rats; and a baseball hero signing autographs the very same night Holling has to appear in a play in yellow tights! As fate sneaks up on him again and again, Holling finds Motivation—the Big M—in the most unexpected places and musters up the courage to embrace his destiny, in spite of himself.

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This Newbery Honor tale is now in paperback!

Holling Hoodhood is really in for it.

Hes just started seventh grade with Mrs. Baker, a teacher he knows is out to get him. Why else would she make him read Shakespeare . . . outside of class?

The year is 1967, and everyone has bigger things than homework to worry about. Theres Vietnam for one thing, and then theres the family business. As far as Hollings father is concerned, nothing is more important than the family business. In fact, all of the Hoodhoods must be on their best behavior at all times. The success of Hoodhood and Associates depends on it. But how can Holling stay out of trouble when he has Mrs. Baker to contend with?

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