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Matchstick Men: A Novel about Grifters with Issues

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Ten

The diner is nearly empty this afternoon, so Roy and Frankie sit at the counter longer than usual. Theres no point in bringing out the playing cards yet, not until more people show. Theres an old couple in the back booth and a little family across the way, but neither set is a good pull. On a day like today, its best to wait. This is just for fun, for practice. No need to get tricky. The deer wander into your sights when the deer wander into your sights, Roy always says. No use forcing the issue. No use shooting badgers.

The waitress, who has served Roy and Frankie almost every day for the last six years, walks by the counter and, without stopping the motion of her feet, fills both their coffee mugs to the brim. She does this fluidly, perfectly, like a ballerina, like shes been trained to do it all her life. Roy grunts his thanks. Frankie eats his burger.

“Gonna get sick off those,” Roy says. The corners of his mouth are smeared with mustard.

“Off what?”

“Off them burgers. You got the gout last month, youre gonna get it again.”

Frankie shrugs. His bony shoulders barely move inside the thin cotton button-down. “I got a lot I can bother you about, do I do it?”

“Sometimes,” says Roy.

“Youre a fat bastard, I bother you about that?”

“Sometimes.”

“Am I doing it now?”

“Not saying you are. Im saying the last time you ate a bur- ger . . .” Roy shakes his head, wipes his thick cheeks with a paper napkin. “Fuck it, eat what you want.”

“Thank you.” Juice runs down Frankies face. His grin is shot with ketchup. They eat in silence.

The waitress makes her way back across the diner, behind the counter. This time she comes to a full stop. Her name tag is a laminated sheet of paper. The ballpoint scrawl reads Sandi. Her hair is limp, dead across her shoulders, sunk low and heavy. Like she washed it with gasoline. “You two gonna want dessert today?” she asks.

“Nah,” says Frankie.

Roy points to his coffee mug; Sandi fills it. “Were gonna sit for a while, sweetheart, if thats okay.”

Sandi coughs and walks away. Its the same every day. Roy and Frankie always tip her well and treat her better than most, so she lets them sit at the counter as long as they like. She looks away when they do the things that they do. Sometimes she listens in, but mostly, she looks away.

Frankie polishes off his burger and sets to work on the garnishings, crunching whole strips of raw onion between his teeth. “That guy I told you about last week—”

“The one from the docks?”

“Yeah, he wants to get together soon. Hes top-heavy, Roy, hes got people ready to take a fall—”

Roy shakes his head, takes a bite of his turkey on rye. “Not now,” he mumbles. “Well get to it later.”

“Later.”

“Later,” Roy repeats.

Frankie spits out the unchewed onion in his mouth, leans into his partner. “Whats a matter with you? Everythings later these days. You dont wanna run short, you dont wanna run long—I cant get a break. Meantime, I got guys—I got my own guys, you know—breathing down my collar, steaming me up. Cant front money if I cant make money, partner.”

Turning around on the diner stool, slowly spinning the rump of his pants against the vinyl beneath, Roy fixes Frankie with his best grimace. Frankie stares back, slack skin hanging off that gaunt face, eyes sunk back like theyre scared of the light. Hair cut short, buzzed to an inch, sideburns loping down the cheeks. He wants to be James Dean, but hasnt gotten there yet. Roy doubts he ever will.

“Heres the thing,” begins Roy, but his words are cut off by a two-toned bell. The front door has opened, and the deer have entered the paddock.

College kids, two of them. Boy and girl, hand in hand, wearing school sweatshirts, walking toward the counter. By the time they get there, Roy and Frankie are already deeply involved in their card game, playing as if theyd been concentrating on it for the last two hours.

“Thats fine, thats fine,” Frankie is saying as the college kids take their seats. “I can take a beating with the rest of em.” They are two stools down from Roy and Frankie, but two stools is nothing when it comes to the hook. Two stools is an inch.

“Hell,” says Roy, folding up his cards, making a show of it, “we been playing too long at this, anyway.”

“No, no, you wanna play, we can play . . .”

“Forget it,” Roy says. He collects the cards laid out in front of Frankie and folds them into the deck. “You wanna see if we can get the check?”

Frankie looks around for the waitress, cranes his neck theatrically, but shes nowhere to be found. She knows better than to come around now. This is the time when she disappears for a while. This is the time when she earns her tips.

“Can you beat that?” says Roy, just a mite louder than necessary. Then, turning his body slightly to the right, he repeats the question: “Can you beat that?”

The boy, nineteen, twenty at the high end, gives off a tight little grin.

“You try to get service, you try to pay . . . Well, whattaya gonna do, right?”

Again, the boy grins. Hes been engaged, but doesnt know it yet. Roy grins back, then turns to Frankie.

“So we wait.”

“So we wait,” Frankie says.

And they do. A minute, maybe two, and the waitress stays far out of their range. Soon, when the boy and girl have stopped talking to each other and sit quietly, staring at their menus, staring at the counter, Roy lays it in.

“I figured out that game,” he starts.

“Which one?”

“The one, the one I showed you last week—”

A burst of laughter from Frankie, a gunshot guffaw. “Dumbest thing I ever seen.”

“No, no,” Roy insists, “I figured out what I was doing wrong. I figured it out, got it all working now.” The deck of cards is suddenly back in his hands, fingers working over the edges.

“Look, I dont mean to belittle you or nothing,” Frankie explains, “but you suck at card tricks, and I dont wanna waste my time.”

“Your times that precious?”

“Anybodys time is precious enough not to watch you pooch a card trick.”

Roy sits back hard, breath coming heavy from his mouth, like hes been hit in the gut. “The hell you know,” he says, recovering, pulling himself back up to the counter. “Youre gonna watch, and youre gonna like it.”

Frankie shakes his head, slaps the counter. Leans back, across Roy, past Roy, aiming for the boy on the other side. “Hey,” he says, and just as he knew, the college kid turns his head. “Hey, you wanna see my friend make an ass outta himself?”

“Did I ask him if he wanted to see a card trick?” says Roy. “I asked you.”

“And I aint all that interested. Maybe if I got company . . .”

“Let the kid eat his lunch. He dont wanna watch a stupid—”

“Sure,” says the boy, like hes in on it, like he knows hes been cued. This is how it should always go down, Roy thinks. This is heaven right here. “Well watch.”

Roy doesnt even need to suppress his grin; it fits for the time and the place, and he lets it bloom across his lips. “Thanks, kid,” he says. Roy looks down at the counter, at the cards in his hand. “No room here—lets go over to that table.”

Introductions are made. Roy and Frankie are Roy and Frankie, no need to cover it for this. This is their diner. This is no place for hiding. Kevin and Amanda are indeed from the local college, out on lunch break between classes.

“Nice-looking couple,” says Roy once theyre all seated around the laminate table. “You got kids?”

“Were—were just dating,” Kevin stammers. “Two months.”

“Beautiful time,” Roy tells them. “My wife and I dated for six months, then got hitched up in Vegas. Marriage is great, a blessing, gift from the Lord, but dating . . . Special time. Carefree. You kids take it slow, now. No hurry, promise me that.”

Amanda smiles; shes already in. “We will,” she promises. Like shes talking to an uncle. Like shes known him for life. Roy wishes they were all like Amanda. Roy knows that most of them are.

“Pick a card, my educated friend,” says Roy, rifling the deck and slapping it into Kevins outstretched palm. “Dont let me touch the deck, dont let me see the deck, just pick a card and show it to the others.”

“I got a dunce cap in the car,” Frankie cuts in. “You want me to get it now or wait till youre done screwing this up?”

Roy gamely ignores Frankie, shoots a hurt look toward his newfound friends, and continues. On the other side of the table, Kevin reaches into the pack and plucks out the three of clubs. He shows it to Amanda, to Frankie, to Amanda again.

“Done?” asks Roy. “Good. Put it back in the deck—dont turn it, dont turn it—just put it back wherever you want. There. Now shuffle the cards, shuffle as much as you like. Move those cards all over the place, shake up the neighborhood.”

From the Hardcover edition.

Product Details

ISBN:
9780812968217
Subtitle:
A Novel About Grifters with Issues
Author:
Garcia, Eric
Publisher:
Random House Trade Paperbacks
Location:
New York
Subject:
General
Subject:
Fathers and daughters
Subject:
Psychological fiction
Subject:
Obsessive-compulsive disorder
Subject:
Teenage girls
Subject:
Swindlers and swindling
Subject:
Domestic fiction
Subject:
General Fiction
Subject:
Movie or Television Tie-In
Copyright:
Edition Number:
1st paperback ed.
Edition Description:
Random House Trade Paperback ed.
Series Volume:
GTR-135
Publication Date:
July 2003
Binding:
Paperback
Grade Level:
General/trade
Language:
English
Pages:
240
Dimensions:
8.08x5.16x.52 in. .39 lbs.

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Product details 240 pages Random House Trade - English 9780812968217 Reviews:
"Review" by , "A very entertaining book....It is Eric Garcia who is the master flimflam man....[His novels] share a wild imagination translated in a wry, no-fat writing style....Matchstick Men fires up the fun, but [this] con man novel is also complex."
"Review" by , "[S]tylish but somewhat hollow....[I]ngeniously plotted (the ending is a real surprise), though the scams themselves aren't as clever as one might hope....[T]here's some crackling dialogue, but these bad guys don't quite gel into memorable characters."
"Review" by , "Eric Garcia proves himself an expert at the art of the con."
"Review" by , "[A] straightforward variation on The Sting that combines elements of The Odd Couple and Paper Moon to create what could be [Garcia's] breakout book....By the time the final con is played, we recognize that we're in the hands of yet another master of 'the game.'"
"Review" by , "Alert readers will guess what's up by page 50, but the fun is in watching Roy figure it out....He's a compelling character, and it's only slightly distracting to be unable to visualize him as anyone but Nicolas Cage. The immediacy of Roy's present-tense narration drags you right into his head and keeps you there as the tale unfolds..."
"Review" by , "Eric Garcia pulls off a nifty con game of his own....[A]n elaborate shell game...it's the most dexterous sleight-of-hand since Kevin Spacey strolled out of a police station in The Usual Suspects."
"Review" by , "The best thing about this screenplay masquerading as a novel is its denouement....The surprises that attend every page of the last section are earned and satisfying. We can only hope that the movie does this thin, but entertaining book justice. (Grade: B)"
"Review" by , "Matchstick Men reads like a screenplay; all dialogue, no setting. The characters are almost transparent, as if they are simply disembodied voices. Moreover, the big con...is so predictable that I correctly guessed the outcome halfway through the book....This isn't a novel; it's a preview."
"Review" by , "After the first of Eric Garcia's Rex books, I found myself thinking, 'I wonder what he's up to now.' After Matchstick Men, a lot of other people will begin wondering, too."
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