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An Evening of Long Goodbyes

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Chapter One

A black wind was blowing outside the bow window. All afternoon it had been playing its tricks: scooping up handfuls of leaves and flinging them over the lawn, spinning Old Man Thompsons weather vane this way and that, seizing rapaciously at Bels ruby leather coat as she battled down the driveway to her audition. Now and then, from the rear of the house, I would hear it shriek through the bones of the Folly, and Id look up from the TV with a start. If this were Kansas—I remember thinking—it might have been the beginnings of a terrible Twister; but this wasnt Kansas, and what the wind blew in was worse than witches or winged monkeys. For today was the day that Frank arrived at Amaurot.

It was after four but I was still in my dressing gown, recuperating on the chaise longue in front of an old black-and-white movie that starred Mary Astor in an array of hats. Id been out the night before with Pongo McGurks and possibly overdone it a little, insofar as Id woken up on the billiard table with a splitting headache and wearing someone elses sarong. By now, though, I was feeling much better. In fact, I was feeling particularly at one with the world, supping at a bowl of special medicinal consommé that Mrs. P. had made for me, thinking that no one wore a hat quite like Mary Astor—and then I caught my first sight of him, it: a large, vaguely humanoid shape shifting about behind the glass frieze that looked onto the hallway. It didnt fit any of the shapes that should by rights have been there—not Bels slender figure, nor Mrs. P.s squat domestic trapezium: This shape was bulky and distended, grotesquely so, like one of those self-assembly IKEA wardrobes Id seen advertised on TV. I raised myself up on my elbows and called out: “Whos there!”

There was no reply; and suddenly the figure was gone from the glass. I put down my consommé with a little sigh. I am not so vain as to think myself, in the general run of things, any more heroic than the next fellow; still, a mans home is his castle, and when Swedish furniture decides to have a wander through it, one must take the appropriate measures. Tying the belt of my dressing gown and picking up the poker, I stole over to the drawing room door. The hallway was empty. I cupped a hand to my ear but heard only the sound of the house itself, like an endless exhalation of air echoing between the high ceilings and wood floors.

I was beginning to think I must have imagined it; but I seemed to remember someone telling me about a rash of break-ins recently, so just to be certain, I continued down the hall. There were plenty of nooks in which a miscreant could hide. Holding my poker at the ready in case he tried an ambush, I checked the library and the recital room—slowly twisting the knob, then swiftly thrusting open the door—to find nothing. Nothing lurked behind the Brancusi Janus; no one loomed beneath Mothers sprawling poinsettia. On an impulse I tried the double doors of the ballroom; they were locked, of course, as they always were.

Relieved, I was on my way to the kitchen to have a cursory look around and also to see if there was anything by way of biscuits to follow the consommé, when a noise came from behind me. I spun round just as the door of the cloakroom burst open—and there, lumbering toward me, was the hideous Shape! Without the benefit of frosted glass between us, it was even more gruesome—my nerve quite failed me, the poker freezing midswing—

“Charles!” cried my sister, ghosting up suddenly at the Things shoulder.

“Haugh,” the Thing snarled, before I recovered my wits and caught it a good blow on the temple, sending it tumbling to the floor with a thud which rattled Mothers china collection clear in the next room.

There was a moment of silence. Outside the house the wind snapped and howled.

“God, Charles, what have you done?” Bel said, hovering apprehensively over the stricken beast.

“Dont worry, hes still breathing,” I reassured her. “Anyway, its no more than he deserves. Breaking into someone elses house like that—its a good thing you werent here on your own, Bel, hes a vicious-looking brute.”

“Thats frank, Charles,” she moaned.

“Yes, it is, and I wish you hadnt had to see it, but the fact is that this is the world we live in, and—”

“No, you idiot, I mean thats Frank, hes a—a friend of mine. Were going out this evening.” She knelt down to examine the creatures forehead. “If he regains consciousness.”

“Oh,” I said. Through the door I glimpsed Mary Astor dancing a daring Charleston in a mans trilby and wished—not for the first or the last time—that I could step into the screen and join her.

“Is that all you can say, ‘Oh?” Bel half-rose again, the better to chastise me. “The poor guy takes an afternoon off work just to give me a lift back from that stupid audition, and then before I can even offer him a drink, you—you assault him.”

“I thought he was a burglar,” I protested.

“A burglar,” Bel repeated.

“Well, theres been that rash of break-ins,” I said, “and”—there was really no nice way to put this—“he does look like a burglar, Bel, you have to admit. I mean, look at him.”

We turned our attention to the figure on the floor. He wore a denim jacket, a grubby white shirt, and nondescript brown shoes. He was very large and, in some unplaceable way, lumpy. His head, however, was what really fascinated me. It resembled some novice potters first attempt at a soup tureen, bulbous and pasty, with one beetling eyebrow, a stubbly jaw, and less than the full complement of teeth; to describe his ears as asymmetrical would be to do asymmetry a disservice.

“What do you mean, ‘disservice?” Bel exclaimed when I pointed this out to her. “Charles, you practically kill someone and all you can think to do is stand around criticizing his ears? Whats wrong with you?”

“Its not just his ears,” I said. “Think about it. Can you imagine what Mother would say, confronted with that?”

“I know quite well what shed say,” Bel said sourly. “Shed say that she felt quite faint, and could someone please pour her a glass of gin.”

“Mothers nerves are no laughing matter,” I reproved her, but she was already heading for the kitchen, reappearing a moment later with a tea towel full of ice cubes just as her creature was coming to its senses.

“Janey,” it said. “Fuck.”

“Are you all right?” Bel asked, after hauling it with both hands up to a sitting position.

“I dunno what happened,” the creature said. “I was lookin for the kitchen and I must have got lost cos then I was in this room with all these coats and then it was like somethin hit me . . .”

“You had an accident,” Bel told it, glaring icily in my direction.

“Well, all in the past now,” I said. “You could probably do with a drink, though. A cognac, maybe? Or actually, I was just going to make myself a gimlet, if I can tempt you . . .”

“A cup of tead be lovely,” the interloper said, dragging itself up off the parquet and, leaning on Bels shoulder, limping into the drawing room to sink down in my place on the chaise longue.

“Tea. Certainly,” I said graciously, as he picked up the remote control and Mary Astors smiling eyes were replaced by a straggly trail of dogs running about.

There was no response when I rang the service bell, and I was staring hopelessly at the range of kitchen cupboards when Bel came in. “Where does Mrs. P. keep the tea?” I said. She opened a door rather abruptly, nearly clipping my nose, to reveal a cabinet of glazed pots. “Do you think he wants Earl Grey? Is it a bit early?”

Bel sighed heavily, took a box of Band-Aids from a drawer, and left again.

Maybe hed be better with Lapsang Souchong, I pondered, but then I decided I had been right the first time and carried in the tray with a plate of Mrs. P.s amuse-bouches left over from the other night. Our guest was delighted with these and shoved them in fistfuls into his cavernous mouth. The tea, however, was less to his satisfaction. “Isnt there any milk?” he asked.

I rolled my eyes at Bel, who flounced out of the room again with yet more sotto voce imprecations. Now the two of us were alone. I could feel him looking at me, and I knew the poker was within his reach. I kept my eyes fixed firmly on the television screen. The key was to show no fear. After a long, strained silence he addressed me. “Follow the football at all?” he said.

“No,” I said.

“Oh,” he said. He cleared his throat. “So . . . do youse live here all alone?” He had a thick Dublin brogue that made everything he said sound vaguely menacing.

“Hmm?” I said. Menace or not, I was becoming hypnotized by the dogs on TV. They were racing around their track at full pelt, despite appearing not to have been fed for several days; a small electric rabbit was leading them a merry dance. Frank repeated his question.

“Oh, yes, its just the two of us at the moment, and Mrs. P., of course. Father passed on a couple of years ago,” gesturing at the photograph on the wall, Father with that Westwood woman at a fashion thing in London, “and Mother has been unwell lately—nerves, you know. Quite a trouper, though, never complains.”

“Oh, right,” said Frank. He ruminated over this, then his mouth contorted itself into a sinister leer. “Id say youve a bit of crack in the gaff though, without the oul pair knockin about?”

I didnt understand quite what this meant, but it sounded like he was insinuating something unwholesome. “What?” I said.

“Parties, like, you must have a good few parties and stuff.”

“Oh, oh yes.” I relaxed. “We do. That is, I do. Bel usually prefers to mope about with her drama friends. Its been pretty quiet lately, now that I come to think of it. But weve had some high times, all right. Back in April, for instance, a close friend of mine—Patsy Olé, maybe you know her? Everybody knows Patsy—”

He looked at me blankly.

“Shes gone now, anyway,” I continued, annoyed to hear a quaver in my voice as I said it—“India, Grand Tour sort of a thing, you know. Where was I? Oh yes, that night, absolute mayhem. This one chap, Pongo McGurks”—I leaned forward conspiratorially—“arrives at the stroke of midnight with an entire deer, bagged it over at the Guinness place in the mountains, and we . . .” I stopped, judging from his uncomprehending gaze that there was no point continuing this anecdote. We returned our attention to the greyhounds pursuit of their small, indigestible prey.

“So whos this Mrs. P., then,” he asked suddenly, “your auntie or something?”

“Mrs. P.? Oh no. Shes the help. Bosnian, you know. Or is it Serbian? An absolute treasure, anyway. As I always say to Bel, if theres one good thing to come out of all this fuss in the Balkans, its the availability of quality staff . . .” The words died away on my lips: once again I found myself trailing off in the stare of those unblinking eyes. This fellow was like some kind of after-dinner black hole. My anxiety began to mount again. Where was Bel anyway? What was she doing leaving me at the mercy of this primate? Did she want me rent limb from limb and stuffed up the chimney?

“Excuse me a moment,” I said, getting to my feet and tracking her down to her bedroom, where she stood contemplating her shoe rack.

“Charles, for Gods sake, no ones going to stuff you up any chimneys,” she said. “Im trying to change here, do you mind? Ill be back down in a minute.”

“Well I do mind,” I said. “As a matter of fact I mind very much. I thought youd just gone for milk.”

“Charles”—Bel turned, waving her hairbrush impatiently—“cant you just not be weird for five minutes, and just talk to him until—”

“Ive tried talking to him,” I said, drawing aside the curtain to see the wind still careering over the long grass. “Everything I say just gets sort of . . . absorbed. Its very off-putting. And then I worry that hell get hungry, and mistake me for a brisket.”

“Well if youd simply allow me to get dressed, then I— Come to think of it, are you planning to put on clothes at all today? Or have we reached a new stage in your seemingly interminable decline?”

“What decline?” I said. She stomped barefoot past me to the chest of drawers. “Whats that supposed to mean?”

From the Hardcover edition.

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Murray, Paul
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Random House Trade
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Domestic fiction
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20050931
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