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Envyby Kathryn Harrison
Will leans out of the drivers-side window toward his wife. “Its not too late to change your mind,” he says.
Her dark glasses show him the houses on their side of the block, greatly reduced and warped by the convexity of each lens. The fancy wrought-iron bars on their neighbors windows, the bright plastic backboard of the Little Tikes basketball hoop one door down, the white climbing rose, suddenly and profusely in bloom, on the trellis by their own mailbox: its as if he were studying one of those jewel-like miniatures painted in Persia during the sixteenth century; the longer Will looks, the more tiny details he finds.
“Did you remember to bring pictures?” Carole asks.
He points to an envelope on the seat beside him. “I mentioned the pool at the hotel?”
“Babysitting services? Pay-per-view?”
“Come on, Will,” Carole says, “dont do this to me.”
“Make me feel guilty.” Her bra strap has slipped out from the armhole of her sleeveless dress, down one shoulder. Without looking, she tucks it back where it belongs.
“You know Id make it up to you,” he tells her. She smiles, raises her eyebrows so they appear above the frames of her sunglasses.
“And how might you do that?” she asks him.
“By being your sex slave.”
She reaches behind his neck to adjust his collar. “Arent you forgetting something?” she says.
“You already are my sex slave.”
“Oh,” Will says, “right.” The errant strap has reemerged, a black satiny one he recognizes as belonging to the bra that unhooks in front.
Carole ducks her head in the window to brush her lips against his cheek, a kiss, but not quite: no pucker, no sound. For a moment she rests her forehead against his. “I just cant deal with it. You know that. I cant talk about Luke—not with people I dont know. And the same goes for your brother.” She pulls back to look at him. “If you werent such a masochist, you wouldnt be going either.”
Im curious, Will thinks of saying. Its not as simple as masochism. Or as complicated. Carole steps back from the car door.
“See you Sunday,” she says, and her voice has returned to its previous playful tone. “Call if you get lonely.”
“Oh, I doubt thatll be necessary.” Will turns the key in the ignition. “Ill be too busy connecting with old friends. Blowing on the embers of undergraduate romance . . .”
“Checking out the hairlines,” she says. “Seeing who got fat and who got really fat.”
Will glances in the rearview mirror as he drives away, sees his wife climb the stairs to their front door, the flash of light as she opens it, the late June sun hot and yellow against its big pane of glass.
S S omething about the cavernous tent defeats acoustics: the voices of the class of 79, those Cornell alumni who made it back for their twenty-fifth reunion, combine in a percussive assault on the eardrum, the kind Will associates with driving on a highway, one window cracked for air, that annoying whuh-whuh-whuh sound. He moves his lower jaw from side to side to dispel the echoey, dizzy feeling. Psychosomatic, he concludes. Why is he here, anyway? Does he even want to make the effort to hear well enough to engage with these people? Everyone around him, it seems, isnt talking so much as advertising. Husbands describing vacations too expensive to include basic plumbing, referring to them as experiences rather than travel, as in “our rain forest experience.” And, as if to demonstrate what good sports they are, wives laughing at everything, including comments that strike Will as pure information. “No, they relocated.” “Ohio, wasnt it?” “The kids are from the first marriage.” “She fell in love with this guy overseas.”
He tries to picture the womens workaday selves: quieter, with paler lips, flatter hair. Still, on the whole theyre well preserved, while the men by their sides look worn and rumpled. Receding hairlines have nowhere else to go; love handles have grown too big to take hold of.
“Hey!” someone says, and Will turns around to a face he remembers from his freshman dorm. “David Snader!” the face bellows to identify itself. With his big, hot hand, David pulls Will into a crushing hug. “Where you been!” he says, as though hed lost track of Will hours rather than decades ago.
“Hey!” Will pulls out of the sweaty and, it would appear, drunken embrace.
“Are you here alone?” David asks him. He blots his forehead with a handkerchief.
Will nods. “Carole—my wife—she wasnt up for a long weekend of nostalgia with people shes never met before.”
“Same here. Same here.” David gives Will a companionable punch in the arm. “Wheres Mitch?” he asks, and Will shrugs.
“Didnt make it. At least not as far as I know.”
“Oh yeah?” David squints. “You guys not in touch or something?”
“Not at the moment.”
“Well.” He punches Wills arm again. “Guess that makes sense. All the travel. Media. Price of fame.”
Will produces the rueful smile he hopes will convey that his estrangement from his famous twin is no big deal. Unfortunate, of course, but nothing hurtful or embarrassing. Hes about to ask David about his wife and whether or not they have children, when David lurches off into the crowd. Will fills his cheeks with air, blows it out in a gust. David Snader is the fifth person in one hour to have approached him to ask not about Will or Wills work, his family, but about his brother, whose career as a long-distance swimmer has given Mitch a name as recognizable as that of, say, Lance Armstrong or Tiger Woods. Not that any of these alumni were his friends. Will and David hadnt even liked each other. But still.
He goes to the bar for a glass of red wine. If hes going to drink, he might as well rinse a little cholesterol out of his arteries. Hes just replacing his wallet in the inside breast pocket of his blazer when he looks up to see someone else bearing down on him, Sue Shimakawa, with whom hed shared an exam-week tryst, if thats the right word for abbreviated coitus in the musty, rarely penetrated stacks of the undergraduate library. Punch-drunk from studying chemistry for a few hundred hours, on a dare Will had asked Sue to have sex with him, prepared for a slap, or for her badmouthing him later or laughing at him in the moment, anything but what he got: her accepting his invitation with a sort of gung-ho enthusiasm. She had one of those bodies Will thinks of as typically Asian: compact, androgynous, and smooth-skinned, with pubic hair that was absolutely straight instead of curly, the surprise of this discovery—along with the panic induced by having intercourse in a potentially public place—enough to eclipse other, more inclusive observations.
“Will, Will, Will,” Sue sings at him. “I was hoping to see you!” She has a man in tow, a sandy-haired giant at least a foot and a half taller than she. “Meet Rob. We have five kids, if you can believe it! Five!”
Wow, Will is about to say when Sue turns to her husband and says, “Rob, this is Will Moreland, an old fuck-buddy of mine.”
Whether Rob is mute or only, like Will, horrified into silence, he thrusts his big, freckled hand forward without saying a word. The two men shake, silent in the clamor all around them, and then each drops his hand to his side and looks at Sue to see what might happen next.
“Robs a debt analyst,” she says.
“Really!” Will exclaims.
They all nod.
“Hey, hey,” Sue says. “How about that brother of yours, huh? Were major fans. Major.”
“He has had a spectacular ride.” For once, Will is relieved when the conversation turns to his brother.
“Oh, I dont know. Theres heaps of athletes that are celebrities.”
“Of course, yes,” Will says. “I know that. I just—”
“Is he here?”
“At the reunion. Here at the reunion.”
“No. Im afraid not.”
“Oh, too bad. I really wanted to catch a glimpse of him.”
Me, too, Will thinks as Sue and her husband move off. Having not heard from his brother for fifteen years now, during which time Mitch went from being known in the world of elite swimmers to being known by just about everyone, Will fantasized that Mitch might actually show up. If hes honest with himself, the hope of seeing his brother was at least part of what persuaded him to attend the reunion—especially after hed learned that Andrew Goldstein, the one friend with whom hed kept in touch after college, wouldnt be coming because his wifes due date fell on the same weekend. Not that seeing Mitch would be pleasant or, Will imagines, anything less than traumatic, but hes fed up with having to manage his private anguish even as hes forced to admit sheepishly to friends, colleagues, neighbors, and now alumni that hes no better informed about his brothers latest stunt swim—as Will has come to think of them—than the average reader of Sports Illustrated.
“Hello,” says a voice behind him, startling Will out of what Carole would call one of his social desertions, when he becomes a spectator rather than a participant. He turns in the direction of the flirtatious tone he almost recognizes. As for the face: arresting, angular, unforgettable. Thinner than she used to be, but no less substantial—she looks concentrated, a distillate of her younger self.
“Elizabeth,” he says.
“William.” She tilts her head to one side, lifts her eyebrows. “Were you looking for someone?”
“You, of course. Who else?” Will unbuttons his shirt collar and loosens his tie. “Do you think I didnt scour each of those e-mail bulletins listing who was planning to attend, hoping—hoping against hope—to see your name?”
“Can it be?” Elizabeth says. “Has Mr. Fatally Earnest developed a sense of humor?”
“Only in extremis.”
Elizabeth glances around herself. “I guess this qualifies,” she says.
“Actually, I was just looking over the crowd. Seeing what generalizations I could make about the class of seventy-nine.”
He shrugs. “I dont know that Ive had enough time to study my impressions. You?”
She shakes her head. “Insufficient data,” she says.
“Data? Thats a clinical word.”
“Im a clinician.”
“Oh, right. Id heard youd gone on to med school.” Having read her bio in the reunion book—studied it would not be inaccurate—Will knows also to which school Elizabeth went, when she got her degree, and where she now works. But hes not going to give her the (false) impression that hes still pining for her. “Whered you end up—what school?” he asks.
“Johns Hopkins.” Elizabeth pauses, Will suspects, to give him the opportunity to compliment her for having been accepted by a top-flight med school. He dips his head in an abbreviated bow of congratu-lation. “I was in dermatology,” she continues, “then I specialized.”
“I thought being a dermatologist was specializing.”
From the Hardcover edition.
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