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Jane's Guide to Dicks (and Toms and Harrys)

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Are you dating a Dick? (Or a Tom? Or a Harry?) This hilarious mock-man-getting guide will help you decide.

Inside Jane's Guide to Dicks (and Toms and Harrys), best-selling humorists Ross and Kathyrn Petras offer tongue-in-cheek lessons to help your average Jane suss out all the Dicks (and Toms and Harrys) they encounter along the way to finding Mr. Right.

Once upon a time, Jane didn't know Jack about Dick; however, after careful research, study, and observation, Jane is now an expert on boys, and she's ready to share all her special secrets to help good girls everywhere find their own Dicks (or Toms, or Harrys). Four-color art appears throughout, and each special secret offers suggestively irreverent and sassy quips such as:

* Not all boys are created equal. Some of them have BIG machines. Some of them have SMALL machines. A big machine is usually BETTER! (But not TOO big!)

* Just because he has balls doesn't mean he wants to shoot a basket in your--or any other girl's--hoop!

* Boys who stare at your chest and forget you have a face are the REAL boobs!

Synopsis:

Are you dating a Dick? (Or a Tom? Or a Harry?) This hilarious mock-man-getting guide will help you decide.

Inside Jane's Guide to Dicks (and Toms and Harrys), best-selling humorists Ross and Kathyrn Petras offer tongue-in-cheek lessons to help your average Jane suss out all the Dicks (and Toms and Harrys) they encounter along the way to finding Mr. Right.

Once upon a time, Jane didn't know Jack about Dick; however, after careful research, study, and observation, Jane is now an expert on boys, and she's ready to share all her special secrets to help good girls everywhere find their own Dicks (or Toms, or Harrys). Four-color art appears throughout, and each special secret offers suggestively irreverent and sassy quips such as:

* Not all boys are created equal. Some of them have BIG machines. Some of them have SMALL machines. A big machine is usually BETTER! (But not TOO big!)

* Just because he has balls doesn't mean he wants to shoot a basket in your--or any other girl's--hoop!

* Boys who stare at your chest and forget you have a face are the REAL boobs!

Synopsis:

With two successful and very giftable retro humor books under their belt, B Is for Botox and 1, 2, Can't Reach My Shoe, the Petrases have proven they have a knack for marrying retro art with wickedly funny text to appeal to a contemporary audience. This time they're turning the iconic everywoman, Jane, head-over-heels in her efforts to tell the Dicks from the Toms and Harrys--with hilarious results.

About the Author

  Ross Petras is the authora of numerous best-selling humor books and has received coverage in a vast array of media, including the New York Times Book Review, People, Reader's Digest, the Wall Street Journal, and more. Ross lives in New Jersey. 

  Ross Petras is the authora of numerous best-selling humor books and has received coverage in a vast array of media, including the New York Times Book Review, People, Reader's Digest, the Wall Street Journal, and more. Ross lives in New Jersey.

Product Details

ISBN:
9781449401573
Author:
Petras, Ross
Publisher:
Andrews McMeel Publishing
Author:
Petras, Kathryn
Subject:
General Humor
Subject:
HUMOR / Parodies
Copyright:
Edition Description:
Trade Paperback
Publication Date:
20110531
Binding:
TRADE PAPER
Grade Level:
General/trade
Language:
English
Pages:
128
Dimensions:
8 x 6.5 in

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Arts and Entertainment » Humor » Gender and Sex
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"Synopsis" by , Are you dating a Dick? (Or a Tom? Or a Harry?) This hilarious mock-man-getting guide will help you decide.

Inside Jane's Guide to Dicks (and Toms and Harrys), best-selling humorists Ross and Kathyrn Petras offer tongue-in-cheek lessons to help your average Jane suss out all the Dicks (and Toms and Harrys) they encounter along the way to finding Mr. Right.

Once upon a time, Jane didn't know Jack about Dick; however, after careful research, study, and observation, Jane is now an expert on boys, and she's ready to share all her special secrets to help good girls everywhere find their own Dicks (or Toms, or Harrys). Four-color art appears throughout, and each special secret offers suggestively irreverent and sassy quips such as:

* Not all boys are created equal. Some of them have BIG machines. Some of them have SMALL machines. A big machine is usually BETTER! (But not TOO big!)

* Just because he has balls doesn't mean he wants to shoot a basket in your--or any other girl's--hoop!

* Boys who stare at your chest and forget you have a face are the REAL boobs!

"Synopsis" by , With two successful and very giftable retro humor books under their belt, B Is for Botox and 1, 2, Can't Reach My Shoe, the Petrases have proven they have a knack for marrying retro art with wickedly funny text to appeal to a contemporary audience. This time they're turning the iconic everywoman, Jane, head-over-heels in her efforts to tell the Dicks from the Toms and Harrys--with hilarious results.
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