Have you ever had bad hair?
Let me rephrase that question: When was the last time you had bad hair?
Because, it's one of the basic laws of Having Lived Through the 1970s, '80s, or '90s that you had bad hair at some point. Probably at many points. And that this bad hair was captured on film, and that the relevant pix still exist out there, somewhere, ready to undermine whatever modicum of cool you believe yourself to have achieved.
This is what I'm talking about:
Oh, yeah. Are you feeling that, people? That's a straight-up late-'80s suburban New Wave mullet, with sensitivo facial scruff.