- The Big, Brown Castle In the Thick, Dark Forest: The late Norman Mailer takes one more (slightly dubious) award to the grave with him — he's posthumously won the Bad Sex Award, beating out such stiff competition (sorry) as Ian McEwan, Jeanette Winterson, and Ali Smith.
This year's Literary Review Bad Sex in Fiction award has gone to the late Norman Mailer for a description of oral sex in his final novel, The Castle in the Forest, in which a male member is likened to a "coil of excrement".
"It was the excrement that tipped the balance," admitted Philip Womack, assistant editor of the Literary Review, whose editorial staff judge the annual prize. "That, and the line about Alois [the male character] being 'ready at last to grind into her with the Hound, drive it into her piety'. That was pretty awful."
Reached from the afterlife with the help of a psychic publicist, Mailer's ghost issued the following statement on a Ouija board: "Daddy, those sons-of-a-bitches wouldn't know the love from the sex and the shit from the love! I'm gonna make fiery-hot humpy-hump to that award like it's my own reflection in the mirror and ain't nothin' gonna stop me now!"
Something may have been lost in the translation.
- Turkey You Don't Want for Leftovers: Proving yet again that the Middle East is nothing if not a bastion of open-minded, forward-thinking progressiveness:
A Turkish prosecutor is considering whether to prosecute the Turkish publisher of Richard Dawkins' bestselling atheist polemic, The God Delusion, on the grounds that it incites religious hatred.
The prosecutor then went on to call Jesus a "silly, stinky poophead," referred to Buddha as "fat and dumb and really fat," and added that he can't tolerate intolerance of all religions.
The publisher, Erol Karaaslan, said today that he expected to be questioned on Thursday by an Istanbul prosecutor as part of an official investigation, and faces prosecution both as its publisher and translator. The book has sold some 6,000 copies in Turkey since it was published by his Kuzey publishing house in June. The inquiry apparently began after one reader complained that passages in the book were an assault on "sacred values".
Because you've got to wonder if Karaaslan pretty much thought it would be fun to see how long he could get away with publishing a book titled God's Delusion in Turkey before he ended up in a prison cell — or worse. Maybe he has some friends in the slammer he wanted to visit.
- She's a Whole Lotta Rock'n Roll Fun: Not book news, per se, but Portland rock star news, which is just as good.
- The Quidditch Cup Runneth Over: USA Today has the full report on the Intercollegiate Quidditch World Cup Fall Festival.
Yeah, for reals — flying broomsticks optional.
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