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Final Results for November 14th Poll: Quarters Takes It!

I sure hope the U.S. Mint is well-stocked with quarters, because 33% of Powells.com readers (the ones who voted, at any rate) believe Judith Regan should change her hard(ly)-earned lawsuit award of $10 million into quarters.

That's a lot of shiny coins. I can easily picture her swimming through a sea of quarters in a private vault that would make Scrooge McDuck weep with envy — moments before he unleashes a shrill, anti-semitic tirade that would make Regan send a fistful of her quarters to the Shoah Foundation.

It's like I always say: Scrooge McDuck + Judith Regan = TLA.

A close second (28%) yearned for a trip to Botox Island. Alas, a meager 17% of blog readers seem aware that dollar bills are quite tender to one's nose — softer than Puffs, even! At least we won't have to look twice at the crinkled dollar bills the clerk hands back from now on.

And now, the final results of our blog poll:

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Come back every Wednesday for more titillation and button-clicking!

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Brockman is the head writer for the daily Book News posts on the Powells.com blog. In his free time he's hard at work on his fictional memoir, which changes titles daily.

The views and commentary posted by Brockman are entirely his own, and are not representative of the whole of Powell's Books, its employees, or any sane human being.





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