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Final Results for November 21st Poll: Bread, Mayo Saves Turkey!

WE asked.
YOU answered.
Here's how YOU prefer to recycle your leftover Thanksgiving turkey.

53% of you slap your meat between a couple of slices of bread (probably white, dough-flavored Williams bread), slather it in artery-clogging egg white mush, and scarf it like the proverbial junkyard dog on a weekend bender. (That's a new proverb, by the way. Take it down, pass it around.)

Tied for second with 18% each are a delicious shake consisting of the entire Thanksgiving meal blended into an easily quaffed puree, and the belief that eating turkey ought to be a capital crime. Punishable by having to eat soy products.

A meager 4% of you just nuke the bird in the microwave. What is going on with this country?! Use those microwave ovens, people! That's what they're there for — to be used!

Here, in super-fun bar graph format, is the same thing I just wrote:

{democracy:6}

Come back every Hump Day for more turkey and stuffing!

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Brockman is the head writer for the daily Book News posts on the Powells.com blog. In his free time he's hard at work on his fictional memoir, which changes titles daily.

The views and commentary posted by Brockman are entirely his own, and are not representative of the whole of Powell's Books, its employees, or any sane human being.





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